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The Alchemist of Monsters and Mayhem
- Accidental Alchemist Mysteries, Book 7
- Narrated by: Julia Motyka
- Length: 9 hrs and 57 mins
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Publisher's summary
Murder in a conservatory of carnivorous plants. Bewitching topiary terrors. A sabotaged tea shop. Can Zoe untangle the truth before someone close to her takes the blame?
Alchemist Zoe Faust is no stranger to magical mayhem, but when her boyfriend's new tea shop is vandalized and his special tea blends stolen, she plunges into a baffling mystery to save him. The clues lead Zoe and her gargoyle sidekick Dorian to an eerie mansion high in the Portland hills, filled with creeping carnivorous plants and enigmatic topiary monsters.
When they stumble across a corpse in the conservatory that appears to have been killed by sinister shrubbery, an estranged member of the family is implicated in the murder. Can Zoe use her alchemical skills to catch the real killer while navigating crafty alchemists and killer plants?
The seventh installment in the multi-award-winning Accidental Alchemist Mystery series finds Zoe and Dorian battling carnivorous plants and a killer hiding in the wicked weeds of this closed circle whodunit. Full of laugh-out-loud humor and spine-tingling fantasy elements, this lighthearted mystery will leave listeners racing through the conservatory’s vines to the end of this killer story.
Buy The Alchemist of Monsters and Mayhem to unearth the secrets of the conservatory today!
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Unpacking her belongings in her new hometown of Portland, Oregon, herbalist and reformed alchemist Zoe Faust can't help but notice she's picked up a stowaway. Dorian Robert-Houdin is a living, breathing three-and-half-foot gargoyle - not to mention a master of French cuisine - and he needs Zoe's expertise to decipher a centuries-old text. Zoe, who's trying to put her old life behind her, isn't so sure she wants to reopen her alchemical past... until the dead man on her porch leaves her no choice.
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Brixton ruined this for me.
- By Meep on 02-05-17
By: Gigi Pandian
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Under Lock & Skeleton Key
- A Secret Staircase Mystery
- By: Gigi Pandian
- Narrated by: Soneela Nankani
- Length: 9 hrs and 45 mins
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After a disastrous accident derails Tempest Raj’s career, and life, she heads back to her childhood home in California to comfort herself with her grandfather’s Indian home-cooked meals. Though she resists, every day brings her closer to the inevitable: working for her father’s company. Secret Staircase Construction specializes in bringing the magic of childhood to all by transforming clients’ homes with sliding bookcases, intricate locks, backyard treehouses, and hidden reading nooks.
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Don’t listen at regular speed!
- By Chibiusa on 05-08-22
By: Gigi Pandian
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The Ruin of Kings
- By: Jenn Lyons
- Narrated by: Feodor Chin, Vikas Adam, Soneela Nankani
- Length: 27 hrs and 22 mins
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Kihrin is a bastard orphan who grew up on storybook tales of long-lost princes and grand quests. When he is claimed against his will as the long-lost son of a treasonous prince, Kihrin finds that being a long-lost prince isn't what the storybooks promised. He also discovers that the storybooks have lied about a lot of other things, too: dragons, demons, gods, prophecies, true love, and how the hero always wins. Then again, maybe he’s not the hero, for Kihrin is not destined to save the empire. He’s destined to destroy it.
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Amazing
- By Kevin Potter on 02-07-19
By: Jenn Lyons
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Artifact
- A Jaya Jones Treasure Hunt Mystery, Book 1
- By: Gigi Pandian
- Narrated by: Allyson Ryan
- Length: 7 hrs and 42 mins
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When historian Jaya Jones receives a mysterious package containing a jewel-encrusted artifact, she discovers the secrets of a lost Indian treasure may be hidden in a Scottish legend. But she's not the only one on the trail. Helping her decipher the cryptic clues are her magician best friend, a devastatingly handsome art historian with something to hide, and a charming archaeologist running for his life. When a member of the dig's crew is murdered, Jaya must figure out which of the scholars vying for her affections might be the love of her life - and which one is a killer.
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Cozy only means no graphic sex or blood/guts
- By MolllyT on 07-01-15
By: Gigi Pandian
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The Ghost Tree
- By: Christina Henry
- Narrated by: Jan Johns
- Length: 11 hrs and 43 mins
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When people go missing in the sleepy town of Smith’s Hollow, the only clue to their fate comes when a teenager starts having terrifying visions, in a chilling horror novel from national best-selling author Christina Henry.
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Oof.
- By John on 10-18-20
By: Christina Henry
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The Palace of Lost Memories
- After the Rift, Book 1
- By: C. J. Archer
- Narrated by: Marian Hussey
- Length: 9 hrs and 3 mins
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The king's magnificent palace was built in a matter of weeks. No one saw the builders, no villagers are allowed beyond the gilded gate, and only one servant has ever left. The haunted look in her eyes as she was recaptured by the palace guards is something Josie, daughter of the village doctor, has never forgotten. For Josie, the palace is a mystery that grows more intriguing after she meets the captain of the guards, a man known only as Hammer, as mysterious and captivating as the palace itself. Whispers of magic fuel Josie's desire to uncover the truth, but an ordinary girl like her can only dream of ever being invited inside.
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Hard call
- By JPHG on 01-29-19
By: C. J. Archer
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The Accidental Alchemist
- By: Gigi Pandian
- Narrated by: Julia Motyka
- Length: 9 hrs and 48 mins
- Unabridged
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Unpacking her belongings in her new hometown of Portland, Oregon, herbalist and reformed alchemist Zoe Faust can't help but notice she's picked up a stowaway. Dorian Robert-Houdin is a living, breathing three-and-half-foot gargoyle - not to mention a master of French cuisine - and he needs Zoe's expertise to decipher a centuries-old text. Zoe, who's trying to put her old life behind her, isn't so sure she wants to reopen her alchemical past... until the dead man on her porch leaves her no choice.
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Brixton ruined this for me.
- By Meep on 02-05-17
By: Gigi Pandian
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Under Lock & Skeleton Key
- A Secret Staircase Mystery
- By: Gigi Pandian
- Narrated by: Soneela Nankani
- Length: 9 hrs and 45 mins
- Unabridged
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After a disastrous accident derails Tempest Raj’s career, and life, she heads back to her childhood home in California to comfort herself with her grandfather’s Indian home-cooked meals. Though she resists, every day brings her closer to the inevitable: working for her father’s company. Secret Staircase Construction specializes in bringing the magic of childhood to all by transforming clients’ homes with sliding bookcases, intricate locks, backyard treehouses, and hidden reading nooks.
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Don’t listen at regular speed!
- By Chibiusa on 05-08-22
By: Gigi Pandian
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The Ruin of Kings
- By: Jenn Lyons
- Narrated by: Feodor Chin, Vikas Adam, Soneela Nankani
- Length: 27 hrs and 22 mins
- Unabridged
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Kihrin is a bastard orphan who grew up on storybook tales of long-lost princes and grand quests. When he is claimed against his will as the long-lost son of a treasonous prince, Kihrin finds that being a long-lost prince isn't what the storybooks promised. He also discovers that the storybooks have lied about a lot of other things, too: dragons, demons, gods, prophecies, true love, and how the hero always wins. Then again, maybe he’s not the hero, for Kihrin is not destined to save the empire. He’s destined to destroy it.
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Amazing
- By Kevin Potter on 02-07-19
By: Jenn Lyons
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Artifact
- A Jaya Jones Treasure Hunt Mystery, Book 1
- By: Gigi Pandian
- Narrated by: Allyson Ryan
- Length: 7 hrs and 42 mins
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When historian Jaya Jones receives a mysterious package containing a jewel-encrusted artifact, she discovers the secrets of a lost Indian treasure may be hidden in a Scottish legend. But she's not the only one on the trail. Helping her decipher the cryptic clues are her magician best friend, a devastatingly handsome art historian with something to hide, and a charming archaeologist running for his life. When a member of the dig's crew is murdered, Jaya must figure out which of the scholars vying for her affections might be the love of her life - and which one is a killer.
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Cozy only means no graphic sex or blood/guts
- By MolllyT on 07-01-15
By: Gigi Pandian
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The Ghost Tree
- By: Christina Henry
- Narrated by: Jan Johns
- Length: 11 hrs and 43 mins
- Unabridged
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When people go missing in the sleepy town of Smith’s Hollow, the only clue to their fate comes when a teenager starts having terrifying visions, in a chilling horror novel from national best-selling author Christina Henry.
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Oof.
- By John on 10-18-20
By: Christina Henry
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The Palace of Lost Memories
- After the Rift, Book 1
- By: C. J. Archer
- Narrated by: Marian Hussey
- Length: 9 hrs and 3 mins
- Unabridged
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The king's magnificent palace was built in a matter of weeks. No one saw the builders, no villagers are allowed beyond the gilded gate, and only one servant has ever left. The haunted look in her eyes as she was recaptured by the palace guards is something Josie, daughter of the village doctor, has never forgotten. For Josie, the palace is a mystery that grows more intriguing after she meets the captain of the guards, a man known only as Hammer, as mysterious and captivating as the palace itself. Whispers of magic fuel Josie's desire to uncover the truth, but an ordinary girl like her can only dream of ever being invited inside.
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Hard call
- By JPHG on 01-29-19
By: C. J. Archer
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At the Coffee Shop of Curiosities
- A Novel
- By: Heather Webber
- Narrated by: Hallie Ricardo, Stephanie Willis
- Length: 12 hrs and 10 mins
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When Ava Harrison receives a letter containing an unusual job listing one month after the sudden death of her ex-boyfriend, she thinks she’s being haunted. The listing—a job as a live-in caretaker for a peculiar old man and his cranky cat in Driftwood, Alabama—is the perfect chance to start a new life. A normal life. Ava has always been too fearful to even travel, so no one’s more surprised than she is when she throws caution to the wind and drives to the distant beachside town.
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Fantastic
- By Allie1206 on 08-03-23
By: Heather Webber
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The Wild Girl
- By: Kate Forsyth
- Narrated by: Kate Reading
- Length: 17 hrs and 42 mins
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One of six sisters, Dortchen Wild lives in the small German kingdom of Hesse-Cassel in the early 19th century. She finds herself irresistibly drawn to the boy next door, the handsome but very poor fairy-tale scholar Wilhelm Grimm.
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Painful
- By kem on 01-12-18
By: Kate Forsyth
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Nine of Stars
- A Wildlands Novel
- By: Laura Bickle
- Narrated by: Nicol Zanzarella
- Length: 9 hrs and 3 mins
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As the daughter of an alchemist, Petra Dee has faced all manner of occult horrors - especially since her arrival in the small town of Temperance, Wyoming. But she can’t explain the creature now stalking the backcountry of Yellowstone, butchering wolves and leaving only their skins behind in the snow. Rumors surface of the return of Skinflint Jack, a 19th-century wraith that kills in fulfillment of an ancient bargain. The new sheriff in town, Owen Rutherford, isn’t helping matters.
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An amazingly ng new world
- By shira5665 on 04-08-19
By: Laura Bickle
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Over the Woodward Wall
- By: A. Deborah Baker
- Narrated by: Heath Miller
- Length: 5 hrs and 31 mins
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Avery is an exceptional child. Everything he does is precise, from the way he washes his face in the morning to the way he completes his homework - without complaint, without fuss, without prompt. Zib is also an exceptional child, because all children are, in their own way. But where everything Avery does and is can be measured, nothing Zib does can possibly be predicted, except for the fact that she can always be relied upon to be unpredictable. They live on the same street. They live in different worlds.
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Intriguing story! I recommend!
- By Smasher277 on 11-23-20
By: A. Deborah Baker
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The Queen of All Crows
- By: Rod Duncan
- Narrated by: Gemma Whelan
- Length: 9 hrs and 54 mins
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The year is 2012. The nations of the world are bound together in an alliance of collective security, overseen by the International Patent Office and its ruthless stranglehold on technology. When airships start disappearing in the middle of the Atlantic, the Patent Office is desperate to discover what has happened. Forbidden to operate beyond the territorial waters of member nations, they send spies to investigate in secret. One of those spies is Elizabeth Barnabus.
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Promising
- By J. Tuttle on 01-22-20
By: Rod Duncan
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Bacchanal
- By: Veronica G. Henry
- Narrated by: Robin Miles
- Length: 12 hrs and 6 mins
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Abandoned by her family, alone on the wrong side of the color line with little to call her own, Eliza Meeks is coming to terms with what she does have. It’s a gift for communicating with animals. To some, she’s a magical tender. To others, a she-devil. To a talent prospector, she’s a crowd-drawing oddity. And the Bacchanal Carnival is Eliza’s ticket out of the swamp trap of Baton Rouge. Among fortune-tellers, carnies, barkers, and folks even stranger than herself, Eliza finds a new home. But the Bacchanal is no ordinary carnival. An ancient demon has a home there too.
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Wow! What a ride!
- By Macncheezex3 on 07-27-21
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Some Danger Involved
- Barker & Llewelyn Series, Book 1
- By: Will Thomas
- Narrated by: Antony Ferguson
- Length: 9 hrs and 28 mins
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An atmospheric debut novel set on the gritty streets of Victorian London, Some Danger Involved introduces detective Cyrus Barker and his assistant, Thomas Llewelyn, as they work to solve the gruesome murder of a young scholar in London's Jewish ghetto. When the eccentric and enigmatic Barker takes the case, he must hire an assistant, and out of all who answer an ad for a position with "some danger involved", he chooses downtrodden Llewelyn, a gutsy young man with a murky past.
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Clever writing!
- By Kathi on 01-13-17
By: Will Thomas
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The Glass Dagger
- Afterlife Chronicles, Book 1
- By: Stephanie Hudson
- Narrated by: Kris Dyer
- Length: 9 hrs and 44 mins
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When a bunch of misfit orphans all find themselves on a bus heading towards a new life, one called Afterlife, it wasn’t quite what they had in mind. But even fate can play games and five teens will soon find themselves asking even more questions than ever before. Questions about an uncertain future in this new world and the very first one on the top of that long list...what does the King of Heaven and Hell have in store for them?
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Wrong Narrator for previously recorded characters
- By JDeMars on 10-03-18
By: Stephanie Hudson
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The Affair of the Mysterious Letter
- By: Alexis Hall
- Narrated by: Nicholas Boulton
- Length: 10 hrs and 36 mins
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Upon returning to the city of Khelathra-Ven after five years fighting a war in another universe, Captain John Wyndham finds himself looking for somewhere to live, and expediency forces him to take lodgings at 221b Martyrs Walk. His new housemate is Miss Shaharazad Haas, a consulting sorceress of mercurial temperament and dark reputation.
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Pure enjoyment!!
- By Brooklyn Bookish on 07-23-19
By: Alexis Hall
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The Book Eaters
- By: Sunyi Dean
- Narrated by: Katie Erich
- Length: 13 hrs and 27 mins
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Out on the Yorkshire Moors lives a secret line of people for whom books are food, and who retain all of a book's content after eating it. To them, spy novels are a peppery snack; romance novels are sweet and delicious. Eating a map can help them remember destinations, and children, when they misbehave, are forced to eat dry, musty pages from dictionaries.
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Book worth a college course on it's own.
- By SW;MDA on 10-08-22
By: Sunyi Dean
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Spider's Bite
- Elemental Assassin, Book 1
- By: Jennifer Estep
- Narrated by: Lauren Fortgang
- Length: 11 hrs and 59 mins
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They call me the Spider. I'm the most feared assassin in the South -- when I'm not busy at the Pork Pit cooking up the best barbecue in Ashland. As a Stone elemental, I can hear everything from the whispers of the gravel beneath my feet to the vibrations of the soaring Appalachian Mountains above me. My Ice magic also comes in handy for making the occasional knife. But I don't use my powers on the job unless I absolutely have to. Call it professional pride.
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Only because...
- By Alex on 06-06-11
By: Jennifer Estep
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Firstborn Academy: The Complete Trilogy
- Firstborn Academy, Book 1-3
- By: Isla Frost
- Narrated by: Amanda Dolan
- Length: 18 hrs and 52 mins
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Ever since magic stormed the world, the price for human survival is surrendering your firstborn to the monsters. But this year it's Nova's turn, and the monsters better watch their backs.
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I wouldn’t recommend
- By Megan Webster on 05-29-21
By: Isla Frost
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- Hannah
- 10-08-24
Another great add
Loved this add to the series. I Would recommend, it was good. Enjoyed the character development and the narrator
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- Stephanie Stone
- 11-27-23
Too Much Tea
I liked this one more than the last book, but the plot revolving around tea was just too much "tea talk" for me. I enjoyed the rest of the plot and the family drama. I missed Brixton and all his spunkyness.
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- WLeanda
- 02-04-24
Another fun story laced with alchemy.
If you have truly studied alchemy you would discover its presence everywhere in this book. It does not need to be spelled out step by step. The author does a wonderful job lacing alchemy through this book. Well done.
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- SO
- 08-10-24
Love this series!
Dorian is so funny and I would love to have him chef for me. His culinary creations always sound amazing (I might have to allow him a bit of freedom with a bit of meat from time to time - LOL)
Zoe and Max are wonderful together - love their ability to share truths and support one another.
It was great to learn more about Max and get to know his mom and meet his dad - all while hearing the family history. (a possible mystery to come with his Grandmothers history - a possible future story. Maybe and maybe not.
While I missed some of the usual characters, you knew they were still around.
The way Gigi weaves the storyline - nothing is left aside nor a detail forgotten. There are moments in the story when a character’s background is repeated a few times — even though it may be shared with a few different words, it felt a little overdone. No complaints, I cannot wait to read the next Accidental Alchemist!!
At the end, Gigi gives some historical connections - truths and possibilities. That was just as interesting as the story told.
Here’s to the next book in the series - yes!!
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- Michael Pouliot
- 12-15-23
Nice continuation
I’m glad max and Dorian have finally met. I do feel like we keep repeating pasts facts like everyone’s origins and it’s detracting from the story.
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- Rivulose.
- 11-27-23
Really good
It was a cozy, wonderful mystery. Kept my intention. The plot line was pretty good. It was so nice to revisit this world again.
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- Jen
- 12-07-23
The series just keeps getting better!
Again, well done! I can't wait for the next book to come out. 😍 Thank you for creating this world for us to enjoy.
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- Laurie Higgins
- 08-12-24
Fun
As usual, a fun read. Dorian is always an interesting character. Adding the Flamels is also entertaining.
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- horsecrazy
- 12-31-23
I love tea now
I can't wait for the next book. love this series! the characters are the best
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- Julie
- 06-14-24
Whispered voices in the narration are difficult
I love this series, even though it's a bit of a guilty pleasure for me. I do not remember volume control being an issue in the previous books; I've listened to all them. In this book, several of the characters, especially Max and Andrew, are read at such a low volume that what they say is inaudible. (Did you see what I did there?) I don't know if it's the narrator's choice or an issue with engineering, but please ensure that all the text is actually audible.
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