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Roger Westhoven is minutes from receiving a court verdict that will forever change his destiny. Roger's crime? He refuses to rejoin the outside world if it means living without the love of his life. His appeal for a public trial rejected, Roger is given one final opportunity to tell his side of the story. This is the quirky retelling of man who finds love, loses love, finds love again only to lose love once more...and the demon possessed cabinet that brought them all together.
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Cash City
- By: Jonathan Fredrick
- Narrated by: Ari Fliakos
- Length: 9 hrs and 48 mins
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It is an obsession that has haunted Nick Malick for seven years - to avenge the murder of his young son. In his gut Malick knows who did it. But the psychopath is in prison for another crime, scheduled to be released in a year. All Malick has to do is wait...and survive.
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Great New Series
- By Lia on 08-21-17
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Lead Me Not
- By: A. Meredith Walters
- Narrated by: Shayna Thibodeaux, Sebastian York
- Length: 12 hrs and 2 mins
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Aubrey Duncan understands loss. She knows what rock bottom looks like, and she is determined to crawl back up to the top after the sudden death of her younger sister. In her effort to gain redemption, Aubrey starts fresh at Longwood University and facilitates an addiction support group, hoping she can support someone else in the way she failed her sister. But what she doesn't count on is an all-consuming fascination with group member Maxx Demelo.
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- By BigFish46 on 10-19-15
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Homicide in Hardcover
- A Bibliophile Mystery
- By: Kate Carlisle
- Narrated by: Eileen Stevens
- Length: 7 hrs and 56 mins
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The streets of San Francisco would be lined with hardcovers if rare book expert Brooklyn Wainwright had her way. And her mentor wouldn't be lying in a pool of his own blood on the eve of a celebration for his latest book restoration. With his final breath he leaves Brooklyn a cryptic message, and gives her a priceless - and supposedly cursed - copy of Goethe's Faust for safekeeping.
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NICE TYPICAL COZY mystery
- By CarmelaC on 02-06-17
By: Kate Carlisle
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Sex, Murder, and a Double Latte
- By: Kyra Davis
- Narrated by: Gabra Zackman
- Length: 8 hrs and 16 mins
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Thriller scribe Sophie Katz is as hard-boiled as a woman who drinks Grande Caramel Brownie Frappuccionos can be. So Sophie knows it's not paranoia, or post-divorce, living-alone-again jitters, when she becomes convinced that a crazed reader is sneaking into her apartment to reenact scenes from her books. The police, however, can't tell a good plot from an unmarked grave.
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Disappointing
- By Autumn on 01-01-06
By: Kyra Davis
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The Chaos of Standing Still
- By: Jessica Brody
- Narrated by: Amy McFadden
- Length: 10 hrs and 59 mins
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Ryn has one unread text message on her phone. And it's been there for almost a year. She hasn't tried to read it. She can't. She won't. Because that one message is the last thing her best friend ever said to her before she died. But as Ryn finds herself trapped in the Denver International Airport on New Year's Eve thanks to a never-ending blizzard on the one-year anniversary of her best friend's death, fate literally runs into her. And his name is Xander.
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This book is wild!
- By World's Favorite Graham Cracker on 07-02-24
By: Jessica Brody
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Hellhole
- By: Gina Damico
- Narrated by: Macleod Andrews
- Length: 9 hrs
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There was a time when geeky, squeaky-clean Max Kilgore would never lie or steal or even think about murder. Then he accidentally unearths a devil, and Max's choices are no longer his own. The big red guy has a penchant for couch surfing and junk food - and you should never underestimate evil on a sugar high.
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What you would expect from Gina Damico
- By Midwestbonsai on 03-03-15
By: Gina Damico
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Binds That Tie
- By: Kate Moretti
- Narrated by: Emily Cauldwell, Douglas Berger
- Length: 8 hrs and 56 mins
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Murder binds. Maggie never felt as though she belonged until Chris Stevens showed her what true happiness meant. Ten years into their marriage, miscarriages and infidelities have scarred them both. Despite their perfect-couple image, Maggie can’t look at Chris with anything but resentment. When a charismatic stranger offers the opportunity for a little harmless flirtation, she jumps into the game.
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Gripping story
- By Mary Fan on 01-19-15
By: Kate Moretti
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After Moonrise
- By: Gena Showalter, P. C. Cast
- Narrated by: Isabelle Gordon, Liz Chastain
- Length: 8 hrs and 59 mins
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Being a psychic detective who can channel only negative emotions makes Kent Raef good at catching murderers, but bad at maintaining relationships. Then Lauren Wilcox arrives with a most intriguing case: her twin sister has been murdered and is communing with Lauren's spirit—and sharing her body. Raef's the only one who can track the killer and free the spirit. But soon he begins to wonder just which twin he wants to save…and why.
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BoringZZZZZZZZZzzzzz....
- By Isabel Rook-West on 12-30-12
By: Gena Showalter, and others
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Say You'll Be Mine
- By: Maria Luis
- Narrated by: Jae Delane
- Length: 10 hrs and 59 mins
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Twelve years and too many pairs of stilettos later, Shaelyn Lawrence is back where she started: New Orleans. She's returned only to take care of her grandmother, and after that? She's out, hopefully long before she sees irresistible Brady Taylor, the boy who stomped all over her heart. But when a family member approaches her for help, there's only one person she can to turn to...and he's just as infuriatingly sexy as she remembers. Oh boy. New Orleans Detective Brady Taylor has his sights on the finish line: getting promoted to sergeant.
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Horrible Narration Ruined the Entire Book
- By JC on 07-07-20
By: Maria Luis
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Creep
- By: Jennifer Hillier
- Narrated by: Talmadge Ragan
- Length: 11 hrs and 4 mins
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Dr. Sheila Tao is a professor of psychology, an expert in human behavior with her own hidden past. But she's not the only one keeping secrets. When Sheila began an affair with her sexy graduate assistant Ethan Wolfe, she knew she was playing with fire. Consumed by lust when they were together, she was riddled with guilt when they were apart. Now she's finally engaged to a good man, and it's time to end the dangerous liaison. But Ethan has something different in mind. He intends to make her pay for rejecting him.
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The narrator makes all the difference. Unfortunately, this one needed a different narrator!
- By Critter Mama on 07-04-14
By: Jennifer Hillier
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- Mary Karowski
- 04-22-17
A fun romp through a series of cliches
Grade B horror fans rejoice. Welcome to a cast of stereotypes. College town, middle aged stoner losers, hot exchange student, hot bar tender, creepy old lady next door with her little dog, demon possessed book shelf, occult murders, small town cover up. With a serious great couple of twists that will leave you stunned. I was voluntarily provided this free review copy audiobook by the author, narrator, or publisher.
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- Diego
- 05-02-17
Weird but okay story
Would you recommend this audiobook to a friend? If so, why?
I would, maybe. It was weird and different from most in a very mixed genre of mystery, romance, horror and I don't know what else.
Who was your favorite character and why?
Roger. Trying to figure out what his play is going to be with all this craziness going on around him.
What about Kirsten Leigh’s performance did you like?
She did a great job with all the different characters and voices. It was very weird to have a female read a story from the males point of view. Give it a try in the sample and see if its okay with you first but I would say after a while you get accustomed to it.
Was there a moment in the book that particularly moved you?
Not really.
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This book was okay, from other reviews I guess I expected something more but overall it was just okay. The length is perfect if you're looking for something quick to pass the time with. It didn't engage me all the way throughout the story and the ending was not out of left field as I thought but more of a quick and easy way to tie up loose ends, well some of them at least. "I was provided this audiobook at no charge by the author, publisher and/or narrator in exchange for an unbiased review via Audiobook Boom."
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- Michelle
- 04-26-17
More fun than scary
My rating: 4 of 5 stars
This was my first book by Gene Penny, but it will probably not be my last! I experienced this book in Audiobook form narrated by Kirsten Leigh.
I will be honest and say up front that I was not sure if I would enjoy this story as it was described as horror. I decided to give it a try because it also was described as humor and it was short (148 pages or 3 hrs and 58 mins listening time). I decided that I would step out of my comfort bubble and give it a shot, and I was glad that I did.
The general plot of the book is about Roger - an aging stoner who lives in a college town with his stoner roommate. Roger and his Roommate take a bookshelf off the hands of a distressed neighbor who claims the bookshelf is possessed by a demon, who soon demands sacrifice. The rest of the story has a lot of the typical horror staples: College town, Coeds, hot girls, creepy neighbors, demons, mysterious murders that happen every seven years. You get the picture. Though once you get into the story it is hard to fit it into the single genre of horror. You have to throw in bits of supernatural, sci-fi, romance, mystery, and of course lots of comedy. If you are uncomfortable with bad language and crude humor this book may not be for you. I, however, love it.
Narration: At first I was thrown off a little bit by the fact that a female narrator was narrating a story told primarily from a male perspective, and his voice is roughly 40-50% of the narration. I was quickly relieved however as Kirsten Leigh did a fantastic job with all of the voices, the comedic delivery and even the tension and suspense. I would love to listen to another book narrated by her. Looking briefly through her works however it seems it is mostly romance which, again, is not my usual cup of tea.
* I was provided a copy of this book by the author, narrator or publisher in exchange for an honest review. *
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- Ashanti
- 07-18-17
A Strangely Enjoyable Short Story.
I enjoyed “The Bartender Always Dies Last.” It’s a strange story that gets you thinking in one direction then offers up a twist at the end that doesn’t fit within the story the author gives us. There is no foundation laid for it. With that being said, I still enjoyed the story and I think you will too.
Finally, this audio book was provided by the author at no cost in exchange for an honest review, courtesy of Audio Book Boom.
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- Marcus
- 04-14-17
Not completely sure what that was, but I liked it!
It's a tad hard to pinpoint the genre of this book going into it. Horror? Mystery? Supernatural/Scifi? I'd say it's a little of all of the above, with some romance thrown in. Now don't groan just yet; the romance, while sort of the driving force behind this story, definitely isn't your typical mushy rom-com stuff that most folks I know shudder at. In fact, this story is more "Dude, where's my car?" meets hot chick in supernatural trouble.
For those who hate the sort of "dude, where's my car" type of thing, just grin and bear it. There's a few patches (especially early on) where it's poured on a little thick with corny jokes and potty humor, but it does add to the characters and it's worth enduring to experience the whole story.
Ah, the story. Right. So, basically, a guy falls in love with a bartender, but then discovers some crazy occult-like plot to kill off the town's bartender every 7 years or so. He, and his ragtag band of mary-jane-toking friends try to figure out how to stop this. Along the way though, the mystery unravels, turns sideways, re-spools itself and begins dishing out yarn instead of ribbon. What? Exactly. You'll just need to go along for the ride yourself. That said though, there were a few times the twists felt far too long-stretched for my liking, and my mind didn't immediately follow the characters to the next logical (to them, anyway) jump.
When I started listening, I was initially confused because the narrator was female, while the protagonist (and antagonists) was male. Once I got over that, I was perfectly fine with Kirsten's narration. The guy to gal speech time was split roughly 50/50, and she did a great job with both sexes. I expected it to be a bit distracting, but thankfully it wasn't. Kudos to her.
I did get this book from the author free of charge in exchange for my review. Nevertheless, my thoughts are my own and were in no way influenced by this fact.
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- Platypire Bob
- 05-11-17
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*I received a copy of this audio book to be honestly reviewed*
WELL! That took a turn I didn't see coming! The story was interesting right from the start, with the characters being fun to read and being quite true to life. I really liked them! For some reason, I kept picturing one certain character as Eugene, from The Walking Dead tv show haha! I had certain other people in mind for most of the characters, actually. Their characteristics plus the narrator voice for each painted a very vivid picture in my head.
ANYWHO! Back to the story. It flowed very well, telling the tale of evil lurking about and just waiting, and it really kept me engaged the whole time. I was following along, wondering what was going to happen when BAM! Plot twist! I imagine the author sitting there, cackling, as he imagines our (the readers/listeners) faces when he pulls the rug out from under us. That doesn't happen to me often, so, EXCELLENT!
As for the narrator, I thought she did a brilliant job with this. She read very well and clearly, and had good voices for different characters, and I think she really helped bring this story to life.
I would suggest this for those who like fantasy and don't mind a bit of vulgar speech. Seriously though, it’s not that bad if you’re not sensitive to harsh language. And some sexy times. And some talking about things that lead to sexy times.
Overall, I have to give this one a full 5 Platypires!
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- TU
- 04-17-17
A short but fun tale.
I was given this free review copy audiobook at my request and have voluntarily left this review.
I enjoyed this story more than I thought I would. It took a bit to get started with the more exciting parts, but the story was engaging and I didn't see the plot twist coming. I will say, though, that having a women narrating a story, clearly written from a man's perspective, was odd at first, but once I got used to hearing a woman speak from a very male perspective, it stopped being noticeable to me. Kirsten Leigh did a great job.
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- Jenniferk
- 05-11-17
Quick funny and twisty
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Ha, that is what I said out loud all of the way through this book. The narrator was excellent and the fact that this is told from a male perspective didn't bother me at all. Quirky odd characters and twisting storyline kept me engaged to the very end. There are a few cute moments of romance, but very lightly. Overall this book is a funny good listen. I was voluntarily provided this free review copy audiobook by the author, narrator, or publisher.
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- Tammy Brazeau
- 05-07-17
well worth a credit
Gene Penny did an ok job with this book. I was a little confused at what type of book it was and also had a hard time getting past the first couple chapters. But once I did the book was great, enjoy the ride - it's totally worth it. There is some profanity in this book but it was funny and casual, especially if you don't mind the F bomb dropped casually as it is in real life a lot of the time. Overall the book is a little Twilight Zone but on a deeper level.
Kirsten Leigh did a fabulous job especially with the male voices, as there were almost as many male to female characters in this book.
So if you don't like bad language stay away from this book. If it doesn't matter then spend a credit and get this book
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- Dominique
- 04-23-17
What a Trip!
So talk about a story that isn't what it seems to be! I don't want to spoil it for you, but if you like to read books about the poor slob who never gets the girl and then one day, by some miracle...he gets the girl...this book will warm your heart. And it'll do much more than that!
Tt will also freak you out, and in a pretty good way! Because just when you thought it was the feel-good, fun romantic comedy book that makes you snort-giggle your soda out your nose during your lunch break, weird stuff starts to happen, and it's it's just weird enough to make you say, "Wait, what?" and maybe hit the 30 second rewind button a few times in case you got a little distracted doing laundry or something.
This book is trippy, fun, cool, and a roller coaster ride that'll make the Twilight Zone look like Mayberry. If you were born after 1985, and you're not into vintage TV, then sorry, ask your parents what I mean.
Enjoy the ride - it's totally worth it. The profanity is funny and casual, especially if you don't mid the F word dropped casually as it is in real life a lot of the time. If that bugs you, then avoid this book. The narrator is a woman and is super amazing since she made me forget that she was a woman half the time she was speaking in the first person - as the hero who was a man. Just added to the trippiness of the overall book.
Highly recommended for something different and off the beaten path.
* I was provided a copy of this book by the author, narrator or publisher in exchange for an honest review. *
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