
The Body in the Bed
The Undertaker Series, Book 2
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Paul L. Coffey
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Oh no, the undertaker is back, and he’s more obnoxious than ever!
When an old man dies in an assisted living center, the undertaker is the first to show up, hoping to get the business. “Easy money!” he declares, but his hopes for an easy funeral are dashed when a psychic insists the old man was murdered.
He starts out doing the right thing—he informs the sheriff’s department of the psychic’s suspicion that the death might have been a murder. They laugh him out of the office, leaving the poor undertaker to try to solve it himself.
Lucky for him, he has help. There’s a retired police chief with a penchant for rap music, a barely competent local doctor, and the undertaker’s voluptuous, chain-smoking girlfriend. It’s a rogue’s gallery of characters, and with the help of the local detectives, maybe they’ll solve the case together.
Join the ridiculous, hysterical adventure in this latest installment of the Undertaker Series!
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- K's Review
- 07-14-24
Another Entertaining Saga of the Undertaker Series
I thoroughly enjoyed listening to the second book of the Undertaker Series. The constant twists and turns pique your interests throughout the story. Eager to get to the next chapter to see what they would discover next. Paul Coffey, that does the audio is very versatile and extremely talented. He did an excellent job in portraying all the many different personalities and accents of the characters, especially the Jamaican accent. It made me laugh each time. I loved it!
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