The Coffin Dancer
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Jeff Harding
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Jeffery Deaver
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Detective Lincoln Rhyme, the foremost criminalist in the NYPD, is on the hunt for an elusive murderer, the Coffin Dancer. He's a brilliant hitman who changes his appearance even faster than he adds to his trail of victims, only one of whom has lived long enough to offer a clue: The assassin has an eerie tattoo on his arm of the Grim Reaper waltzing with a woman in front of a casket.
Like his previous best-selling novels A Maiden's Grave and The Bone Collector, Jeffery Deaver's latest psychological thriller combines spine-chilling forensic detail with a turbocharged plot. In The Coffin Dancer, Rhyme, tragically paralyzed from a line-of-duty accident, continues to tutor his beautiful protégé, Detective Amelia Sachs, in the art of criminal hunting. Rhyme is certain he's seen this killer before, and his suspicion of an earlier encounter fuels a bitter taste for vengeance. When the chameleonlike assassin targets three federal witnesses for death, the stakes reach a new high. Rhyme's brainpower and Sachs' legwork are the only tools they have to track the cunning murderer through the subways, parks, and airports of a darkly painted New York City. And they have only 48 hours before the Coffin Dancer strikes again.
With The Coffin Dancer, Deaver - already an internationally best-selling author whose acclaimed novels have been translated into a dozen languages - uses his trademark plot twists to keep this fast-paced, masterly thriller steamrolling along with breathtaking speed. This is gripping suspense of the highest order.
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Great stuff... no place to quit.
- By karen on 06-17-12
By: P. T. Deutermann
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Level 26
- Dark Origins
- By: Anthony E. Zuiker
- Narrated by: John Glover
- Length: 9 hrs and 29 mins
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Unlock a new level of fear. It is well known among law enforcement personnel that murderers can be categorized on a scale of 25 levels of evil, from the naive opportunists starting out at Level 1 to the organized, premeditated torture-murderers who inhabit Level 25. What almost no one knows is that a new category of killer is in the process of being defined. Only one man belongs to this group. His targets: Anyone. His methods: Unlimited. His alias: Sqweegel. His classification: Level 26.
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People are being way too harsh...
- By Katie on 09-22-09
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Cold City
- Repairman Jack: Early Years Trilogy, Book 1
- By: F. Paul Wilson
- Narrated by: Alexander Cendese
- Length: 11 hrs and 16 mins
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If you've never read a Repairman Jack novel, this is the place to begin. It's 1990. A twenty-one-year-old named Jack has dropped out of college, leaving his old life behind to build a new one in New York City. Manhattan's rough edges are jagged enough to shred any unwary newcomer, but perhaps not one who is determined to stay off the grid, at any cost, in the busiest metropolis on earth. And to do so, he'll have to take jobs of a less than legal nature.
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Fun, as long you don't think too much
- By Andrew Pollack on 01-17-14
By: F. Paul Wilson
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Past Crimes
- A Van Shaw Novel
- By: Glen Erik Hamilton
- Narrated by: Jeff Harding
- Length: 10 hrs and 42 mins
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From the time he was six years old, Van Shaw was raised by his Irish immigrant grandfather, Donovan, to be a thief - to boost cars, beat security alarms, crack safes, and burglarize businesses. But at 18 Dono's namesake and protégé suddenly broke all ties to that life and the people in it. Van escaped into the military, serving as an elite army ranger in Iraq and Afghanistan. Now, after ten years of silence, Dono has asked his grandson to come home to Seattle.
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15 Stars! Okay?
- By Ted on 03-06-16
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National Security
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- By: Marc Cameron
- Narrated by: Tom Weiner
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Warning: The next terrorist attack on American soil is coming...sooner than you think. They can strike anytime, anywhere. A public landmark. A suburban shopping mall. And now, the human body itself. Three Middle Eastern terrorists have been injected with a biological weapon, human time bombs unleashed on American soil. They are prepared to die. To spread their disease. To annihilate millions. If America hopes to fight this enemy from within, we need a new kind of weapon. Meet Special Agent Jericho Quinn. Air Force veteran. Champion boxer. Trained assassin.
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Great story but
- By Roy on 12-06-20
By: Marc Cameron
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Angel Killer
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- By: Andrew Mayne
- Narrated by: Jennifer O'Donnell, Fred Berman
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FBI agent Jessica Blackwood believes she's left her complicated life as a gifted magician behind her - until a killer with seemingly supernatural powers puts her talents to the ultimate test. A hacker who identifies himself only as "Warlock" brings down the FBI's website and posts a code in its place that leads to a Michigan cemetery, where a dead girl is discovered rising from the ground - as if she tried to crawl out of her own grave.
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If you like Thrillers and/or you like Magic - READ
- By BigJim on 10-31-14
By: Andrew Mayne
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Undercurrents
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- By: Ridley Pearson
- Narrated by: Jeff Cummings
- Length: 12 hrs and 48 mins
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Police Sergeant Lou Boldt heads a special task force within Seattle’s Homicide bureau. His job: find and stop the Cross Killer, a twisted, perverse serial murderer who has eluded police for six months and paralyzed the city. But when a body washes up on the shore of Puget Sound, Boldt thinks the killer has finally made a mistake. This body shows some of the work of the Cross Killer - but a job badly botched. Did this woman die while trying to escape? Did she knowingly jump in the water to preserve a clue? And is she now desperately trying to tell Boldt something?
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Waste of a credit
- By Elizabeth on 08-07-12
By: Ridley Pearson
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Monkeewrench
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- By: P. J. Tracy
- Narrated by: Buck Schirner
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- Unabridged
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Haunted by a series of horrifying and violent episodes in their past, Grace McBride and the oddball crew of her software company, Monkeewrench, create a computer game where the killer is always caught, where the good guys always win. But their game becomes a nightmare when someone starts duplicating the fictional murders in real life, down to the last detail.
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Excellent
- By Mystery Addict on 11-30-11
By: P. J. Tracy
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Patient Zero
- The Joe Ledger Novels, Book 1
- By: Jonathan Maberry
- Narrated by: Ray Porter
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When you have to kill the same terrorist twice in one week there’s either something wrong with your world or something wrong with your skills - and there’s nothing wrong with Joe Ledger’s skills. And that’s both a good and a bad thing. It’s good because he’s a Baltimore detective who has just been secretly recruited by the government to lead a new task force created to deal with the problems that Homeland Security can’t handle....
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Yes! It IS that good. Five stars and more.
- By Kim Venatries on 10-05-12
By: Jonathan Maberry
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Blood Orchids
- (Paradise Crime Mysteries, Book 1)
- By: Toby Neal
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Lei has overcome a scarred past to make a life for herself as a cop in the sleepy Big Island town of Hilo. On a routine patrol she finds two murdered teenagers - one of whom she'd recently busted. With its echoes of her own past, the murdered girl's harsh life and tragic death affect Lei deeply. She becomes obsessed - even as the killer is drawn to Lei's intensity, feeding off her vulnerabilities and toying with her sanity.
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Like being there
- By Tracy Jillard on 12-12-14
By: Toby Neal
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Niceville
- By: Carsten Stroud
- Narrated by: Ann Marie Lee
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A boy literally disappears from Main Street. A security camera captures the moment of his instant, inexplicable vanishing. An audacious bank robbery goes seriously wrong: Four cops are gunned down; a TV news helicopter is shot and spins crazily out of the sky, triggering a disastrous cascade of events that ricochet across twenty different lives over the course of just 36 hours. Nick Kavanaugh, a cop with a dark side, investigates. Soon he and his wife, Kate, a distinguished lawyer from an old Niceville family, find themselves struggling to make sense of it all.
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Good Story- Wrong Reader
- By Stacy on 06-28-14
By: Carsten Stroud
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- Samara & Yazmin Walls
- 04-01-19
Good story
Good story, even better twist. This was my first book after watching the movie years ago. wasn't fond of the narrator.
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- Raezen
- 11-13-16
loved it
The story kept me guessing until the end, and I never saw it coming. The narrator did an excellent job. I look forward to listening to the next book.
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- Nicholas
- 02-05-20
Jeffery Deaver did it again
Another superb performance by Jeffery Deaver encompassing every element needed for a great story. I was practically on the edge of my seat when Amelia finally caught him. I can't wait to dive into the next book.
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- Jenna
- 02-24-21
Biased opinion
I’ve read this series several times, so nice to gather them on audio. Some of it hasn’t aged well, but not as bad as Twain hasn’t aged.
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- Anna Jones
- 01-03-20
Can't Wait to hear the next one In Series
I am really loving these books Going to Listen to the next one right away
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- SoDea
- 01-13-22
Great book
I loved the book but the different voices the narrator used was a bit distracting.
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- psychodr1
- 03-29-16
Mixed feelings-new review
After my second time or reading this novel, I was greatly annoyed with the narrator. His version of Lon Salito was a mush mouthed bad Italian imitation which was difficult for me to listen to. And his southern accent of detective Bell was just as bad. It made me want to stop listening but I didn't. His narration of Sacks made her sound like a weak, whining weakling. I will watch for Jeff Harding now and not listen to anything he narrates. The story was interesting with some twists.
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- William
- 03-06-24
Good Story, Irritating Narration
The story good, though dragged a bit at times. One big flaw was the prime antagonist who who was supposed to be an amazingly bright strategist but had an idiotic obsession with worms and “cringiiness.” This conflict was distractingly unrealistic and challenged the notion that Rhymes was this great criminologist. The narrator was very good 80% of the time but his voice got the “bad guys” was grating comical and belonged better in a cartoon than a serious book.
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- Melinda Irick
- 06-27-17
a goodread
many twists! holds my attention. but am able to still work! I plan on listening to each one in the series.
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- gldfngrz
- 06-28-22
Great book, just what I was searching for!
Loved the story, full of twists and turns. Loathed the narrator, he wasn't good. I loved the movie "The Bone Collector" didn't know it was a whole series. The story of Rhyme and Sachs was elevated because I had faces to put it to. It was all unfortunately soured by the voice of the narrator. It sounded like he was gargling hot gravel. I loved the story it would have gotten 5 stars if I wasn't listening to Bluto reading to me. Getting past the narrators voice I recommend everyone read it.
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