
The Comfy-Cozy Nihilist
A Handbook of Dark Fiction
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Narrated by:
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Andy Barker
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By:
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Nathan Ludwig
About this listen
This handbook for the cheerful nihilist contains tales to chill, thrill, and amuse:
A secret sex club that brings couples closer together in more ways than one
The disgruntled host of a dystopian game show determined to go out with a bang
Siblings home for the holidays and convinced their family has turned into vampires
A lonely man who clones himself multiple times to avoid the drudgery of masturbation
An interdimensional doppelganger with a very specific mission of murder and chaos
Plus: A possessed confessional booth. A skeptic with a fetish for haunted houses. A low level mob enforcer with an unholy plan for vengeance.
All this and more lurk within this audiobook, reminding you that we're all screwed no matter what so you might as well enjoy yourself. It's later than you think....
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Awesome narrator! 😂
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A fun collection of stories overall
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