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Ryan Dimon
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Kimberly Nicole
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Who would’ve thought a game of truth or dare could turn so sinister?
Thomas has it all. A trust fund, a loving girlfriend, and a group of friends he would do anything for. But, when an alcohol-fueled game takes a bloody turn, he has to reconcile who he was with what he is becoming—and who's along for the deliciously gruesome ride.
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Lucas knows the perfect night entails just three things: video games, wine, and pad thai. Peanuts are a must! Other people? Not so much. Why complicate things when he’s happy alone? Then one day the apartment board, a vexing trio of authority, rings his doorbell. And Lucas’s solitude takes a startling hike. They demand to see his frying pan. Someone left one next to the recycling room overnight, and instead of removing the errant object, as Lucas suggests, they insist on finding the guilty party. But their plan backfires. Colossally.
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Narrator doesn’t get Backman’s satire or rhythm
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Starship Troopers
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Johnnie Rico never really intended to join up—and definitely not the infantry. But now that he’s in the thick of it, trying to get through combat training harder than anything he could have imagined, he knows everyone in his unit is one bad move away from buying the farm in the interstellar war the Terran Federation is waging against the Arachnids. Because everyone in the Mobile Infantry fights. And if the training doesn’t kill you, the Bugs are more than ready to finish the job.
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The definitive version!
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Dead Med
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When Heather McKinley dreamed of becoming a doctor, she imagined curing sick kids and sporting pink stethoscopes. She never anticipated the sleepless nights, grueling exams, and endless labs. And she certainly never knew that her medical school earned the nickname Dead Med thanks to the tragic history of students overdosing on illegal drugs. But Heather would never consider doing anything like that. That is, until her longtime boyfriend dumps her, she finds herself failing anatomy, and her world starts to crumble.
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Hmm
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By: Freida McFadden
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- Carpe Librum
- 09-22-24
Very enjoyable!
Loved it! Deliciously unique! Very interesting premise, and quite humorous! Can’t wait for the next one!
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- Alli
- 10-18-24
The Almost Perfect Partner
When I read the title of this book I thought it would be kind of silly. But it had more depth and plot than I'd imagined.
First I struggled to relate to the characters because the opening scene has a drunken bros party atmosphere. But as the story unfolded I connected with the characters more and Got invested into what would happen next.
I kind of fell in love with the main character even with all the flesh-eating. He really seemed like the perfect partner except for… that One thing. It's a sign of a quality author I think when you care about a character even when they do some horrific things.
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- Becky
- 10-02-24
Be careful during your next game of truth or dare
Thomas has an amazing life, but something threatens his day to day life. Months back, after witnessing a shocking turn of events during a drunken game of truth or dare, he decides to incorporate that into his life. But just like a bag of chips, you can't do it just once.
This novelette was such a short, yet absolutely wild ride. There were several moments that made me yell at my phone as the audiobook was playing. There were so many poor decisions made in this book, maddening ones at that. But the way it was done is intentional and works well for the story.
I can't wait for the sequel!
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- Kindle Customer
- 09-25-24
Loved this story!
This was a short but amazing story! It kept you hooked from the first chapter. I can’t wait to read the sequel I hope is coming!
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