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Ryan Dimon
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By:
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Kimberly Nicole
About this listen
Who would’ve thought a game of truth or dare could turn so sinister?
Thomas has it all. A trust fund, a loving girlfriend, and a group of friends he would do anything for. But, when an alcohol-fueled game takes a bloody turn, he has to reconcile who he was with what he is becoming—and who's along for the deliciously gruesome ride.
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Traumatized by the bombing of Dresden at the time he had been imprisoned, Pilgrim drifts through all events and history, sometimes deeply implicated, sometimes a witness. He is surrounded by Vonnegut's usual large cast of continuing characters (notably here the hack science fiction writer Kilgore Trout and the alien Tralfamadorians, who oversee his life and remind him constantly that there is no causation, no order, no motive to existence).
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Don't Quit Your Daytime Job, James
- By Keith on 11-20-15
By: Kurt Vonnegut
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Slayers: A Buffyverse Story
- By: Christopher Golden, Amber Benson
- Narrated by: Amber Benson, Charisma Carpenter, James Charles Leary, and others
- Length: 8 hrs and 2 mins
- Original Recording
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Original cast members from the beloved TV series, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, reunite for an all-new adventure about connections that never die—even if you bury them. A decade has passed since the epic final battle that concluded Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV). The game-changing spell that gave power to all potential Slayers persists. With new Slayers constantly emerging, things are looking grim for the bad guys.
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A dream come true
- By Anonymous User on 10-12-23
By: Christopher Golden, and others
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He Who Fights with Monsters 2
- A LitRPG Adventure (He Who Fights with Monsters, Book 2)
- By: Shirtaloon, Travis Deverell
- Narrated by: Heath Miller
- Length: 22 hrs and 1 min
- Unabridged
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But Jason Asano is settling into his new life. Now, a contest draws young elites to the city of Greenstone to compete for a grand prize. Jason must gather a band of companions if he is to stand a chance against the best the world has to offer. While the young adventurers are caught up in competition, the city leaders deal with revelations of betrayal as a vast and terrible enemy is revealed. Although Jason seems uninvolved, he has unknowingly crossed the enemy’s path before.
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Contrary to common reviews
- By Karen on 05-21-21
By: Shirtaloon, and others
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- Carpe Librum
- 09-22-24
Very enjoyable!
Loved it! Deliciously unique! Very interesting premise, and quite humorous! Can’t wait for the next one!
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- Alli
- 10-18-24
The Almost Perfect Partner
When I read the title of this book I thought it would be kind of silly. But it had more depth and plot than I'd imagined.
First I struggled to relate to the characters because the opening scene has a drunken bros party atmosphere. But as the story unfolded I connected with the characters more and Got invested into what would happen next.
I kind of fell in love with the main character even with all the flesh-eating. He really seemed like the perfect partner except for… that One thing. It's a sign of a quality author I think when you care about a character even when they do some horrific things.
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- Meredith Livingston
- 12-23-24
Delightfully gross and fun
I think the audiobook is the way to consume this story. The narrator was perfect! Honestly, this was gross, but soooo good. The first part of the book, I actually said Ewww several times and I really think it was because I was listening.
I really enjoyed this! If you have or haven’t read this, I really recommend it and strongly suggest you consider the audiobook.
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- Becky
- 10-02-24
Be careful during your next game of truth or dare
Thomas has an amazing life, but something threatens his day to day life. Months back, after witnessing a shocking turn of events during a drunken game of truth or dare, he decides to incorporate that into his life. But just like a bag of chips, you can't do it just once.
This novelette was such a short, yet absolutely wild ride. There were several moments that made me yell at my phone as the audiobook was playing. There were so many poor decisions made in this book, maddening ones at that. But the way it was done is intentional and works well for the story.
I can't wait for the sequel!
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- Kindle Customer
- 09-25-24
Loved this story!
This was a short but amazing story! It kept you hooked from the first chapter. I can’t wait to read the sequel I hope is coming!
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- Janelle H
- 02-12-25
How considerate are you when you’re finding a victim to eat?
Great short 1 hour audiobook about a considerate cannibalism. As he finds his next “victims” he’s always so considerate finding his next human meal.
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