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By: Patrick C. Harrison III
Narrated by: Joe Hempel
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"What The One Minute Manager was to business, 100% Match is to relationships." (PC3 Books)

Bart is 30. He is bald. He is overweight. He wears glasses. He is a fry cook. He hates cats. And kids. Bart occasionally does very bad things. He is looking for his perfect match. He has done his research.

"Depraved, deranged, and blackly hilarious. PC3 does what he does best here, and doesn't hold back. I suspect 89.3% of you will love this story. The other 10.7% are humorless prudes." (Chris Miller, author of Dust and Dub-Town Blues)

"Vile, repulsive, and smart, with a kick-in-the-ass ending. You know, all the stuff we've come to love about PC3" (Rayne Havok, author of Necrosis)

"Get ready to squirm, cringe, and maybe even laugh! Patrick C. Harrison III's prose is as slick as it is sick, and 100% Match is one you won't want to miss. Especially if you're deranged and looking for love." (Judith Sonnet, author of No One Rides for Free)

"If you like your fiction sick and twisted, this one will be a 100% match for you. PC3 gives us a glimpse into the mind of the truly depraved, and despite the nature of spending time in such a nasty headspace, the story is entertaining as hell. Just don’t read it on a full stomach." (Robert Essig, author of The Circus Oasis and Tweaker Creatures)

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Why did I wait so long?!

I have had this sick little shorty on my list forever. I tend to go for audiobooks due to my schedule. So when I found out it was being released to Audible and I got the opportunity to listen, I jumped so fast! I am glad I did. I loved this little story. The statistics cracked me up. Bart’s got it all down, every stat you can imagine and where he stands. I would giggle every time “an incident” was mentioned. I felt the need to gag a few times, which is rare for me. It takes a lot to gross me out but Bart is just so gross and disgusting... I am thoroughly impressed and can’t wait to read more from Patrick. 100% Match is funny, vile and deranged. Joe’s narration is superb and I loved every second. The ending was great… did Bart find his match?? You know you want to know!!

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Lol that was wild!

I laughed,gagged and felt repulsed! It was a funny,weird and fulfilling short read! Warning..Don’t eat while listening

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i loved it. it was disturbing and had a twisted ending. very short so i listened to it twice for any missing parts i may have forgotten. definitely recommend listening to but its not for the weak

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WTF 💀

As the title says, be prepared to repeat over and over again. I didn't not know what I agreed to when listening to this. But man what a wild ride. The random bits of information throughout leave you with so many questions, and as the story escalates everything starts to make more sense. And there are so many twists and turns, so buckle in for best, weirdest, insane, outlandish ride. The story is amazingly written, and the narration is impeccable! Definitely worth the listen!

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Careful what you wish for!

Poor Bart. He was looking for love in all the wrong places. This book is truly a wild ride. Wonderful narrative by Joe Hempel. He really pulls off the quirky, deranged, murderous main character nicely.

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Absolutely Sickening

I felt ill listening to this book, and that's a good thing! The true horror behind this book is that people like the protagonist do exist, and everything that happened is entirely plausible. The nonchalant nature with which the narrator shares Bart's thoughts are eerily accurate for the one one would expect a demented soul such as Bart to think. om Very well done overall!

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What? Wha-umm-what?

This book was short but umm it was a WTF. So much stuff was just so matter of fact between a bit of mundane day to day, if that’s what you can call it.

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Unexpectedly Gruesome

Loved this! It was gross and weird but the way the narrator delivered those nasty details so casually took me off guard and made me laugh several times.

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100% gross.

This was the crudest, grossest, weirdest book I’ve read… I loved it. So many wtf moments that you can’t help but make you laugh a little.

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Quite Odd

Not sure what I expected, but it wasn’t this. It wasn’t a horrible read, but then again I’m not a squeamish person. The book did live up to its synopsis: Bart was a bad guy that did bad things who was looking for his perfect match. But I think he found more than that.

Just an FYI, if you have a weak stomach, skip this one.

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