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The Constantine Affliction
- A Pimm and Skye Adventure, Book 1
- Narrated by: John Lee
- Length: 10 hrs and 10 mins
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It is 1864, and London is a city in transition. The Constantine Affliction - a strange malady that kills some of its victims and physically transforms others into the opposite sex - has spread scandal and upheaval throughout society. Scientific marvels and disasters, such as clockwork courtesans, the alchemical fires of Whitechapel, electric carriages, and acidic monsters lurking in the Thames, have forever altered the face of the city.
Pembroke "Pimm" Hanover is an aristocrat with an interest in criminology, who uses his keen powers of observation to assist the police or private individuals - at least when he’s sober enough to do so. Ellie Skyler, who hides her gender behind the byline "E. Skye", is an intrepid journalist driven by both passion and necessity to uncover the truth, no matter where it hides.
When Pimm and Skye stumble onto a dark plot that links the city's most notorious criminal overlord with the Queen's new consort, famed scientist Sir Bertram Oswald, they soon find the forces of both high and low society arrayed against them. Can they save the city from the arcane machinations of one of history's most appalling monsters - and uncover the shocking origin of... The Constantie Affliction?
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- Narrated by: Wanda McCaddon
- Length: 11 hrs and 22 mins
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In the year 1780, Harriet Westerman, the willful mistress of a country manor in Sussex, finds a dead man on her grounds with a ring bearing the crest of Thornleigh Hall in his pocket. Not one to be bound by convention or to shy away from adventure, she recruits a reclusive local anatomist named Gabriel Crowther to help her find the murderer, and historical suspense's newest investigative duo is born.
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Not The Best, But Not Too Bad...
- By MJ on 01-13-13
By: Imogen Robertson
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The Day of Atonement
- By: David Liss
- Narrated by: Samuel Roukin
- Length: 12 hrs and 7 mins
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Lisbon, 1755: A distinguished-looking gentleman emerges from the bowels of a ship freshly arrived from London, and sets into the city with a singular purpose. This is Sebastian Foxx, born SebastiAo Raposa, and his parents were abducted by the Inquisition when Sebastian was just 13 years old.
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Action packed adventure in an unusual setting
- By Jean on 11-29-14
By: David Liss
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Art in the Blood
- A Sherlock Holmes Adventure, Book 1
- By: Bonnie MacBird
- Narrated by: Thomas Judd
- Length: 6 hrs and 29 mins
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London. A snowy December, 1888. Sherlock Holmes, 34, is languishing and back on cocaine after a disastrous Ripper investigation. Watson can neither comfort nor rouse his friend - until a strangely encoded letter arrives from Paris. Mlle La Victoire, a beautiful French cabaret star, writes that her illegitimate son by an English lord has disappeared, and she has been attacked in the streets of Montmartre.
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Not a bad story, but too 21st century
- By M B Yorton on 11-11-19
By: Bonnie MacBird
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The Dracula Tape
- The New Dracula, Book 1
- By: Fred Saberhagen
- Narrated by: Robin Bloodworth
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The never-before-told story behind the legend of Count Dracula! The story of the Count’s greatest love, Mina Harker, and the bloodthirsty vampire hunters whose cruel pursuit drove the master of the night to actions ever more ruthless. The Count Dracula sets the record straight.…
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FINALLY!
- By Amanda Pike on 03-03-13
By: Fred Saberhagen
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The Agency 1: A Spy in the House
- By: Y. S. Lee
- Narrated by: Justine Eyre
- Length: 7 hrs and 29 mins
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In Victorian England, orphan Mary Quinn lives on the edge. Sentenced as a thief at the age of 12, she’s rescued from the gallows by a woman posing as a prison warden. In her new home, Miss Scrimshaw’s Academy for Girls, Mary acquires a singular education, fine manners, and a surprising opportunity. The school is a cover for the Agency — an elite, top secret corps of female investigators with a reputation for results — and at 17, Mary’s about to join their ranks.
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yes, it's YA-but credible for genre for any age
- By connie on 02-25-11
By: Y. S. Lee
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Crystal Gardens
- Ladies of Lantern Street, Book 1
- By: Amanda Quick
- Narrated by: Justine Eyre
- Length: 10 hrs and 14 mins
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Novelist and professional companion Evangeline Ames has rented a cottage in the outskirts of Little Dixby, far from the London streets where she was recently attacked. Fascinated by the paranormal energy of nearby Crystal Gardens, she finds some pleasurable diversion in sneaking past the wall to explore the grounds. And when her life is threatened again, she instinctively goes to the gardens for safety. Lucas Sebastian has never been one to ignore a lady in danger, even if she is trespassing on his property.
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Fun paranormal romp suffers from odd narration
- By V. Ewart on 05-10-12
By: Amanda Quick
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With This Ring
- By: Amanda Quick
- Narrated by: Janet McTeer
- Length: 3 hrs and 7 mins
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Beatrice Poole may be a vicar's daughter, but that doesn't mean she's a stranger to the darker passions. Indeed, she knows enough about gothic terrors to have carved out a highly successful career penning "horrid novels." But now the talented authoress finds herself in the midst of an ominous adventure that rivals anything she's ever written.Her beloved Uncle Reggie is dead, Beatrice suspects that he was murdered - all because of his keen interest in a fabled treasure that may not even exist. Rumors abound that the Forbidden Rings of Aphrodite, said to give their possessor the most unnatural powers, have surfaced in London. Yet Beatrice needs more than rumors to uncover the truth. That's why she's braved the wilds of Devon to seek out a leading authority on antiquities and ancient legends: The famously eccentric, unquestionably reclusive, possibly dangerous Earl of Monkcrest, a man believed to dabble in the supernatural.But bearding the Mad Monk of Monkcrest in his den and dangling the possibility of uncovering a fabulous artifact before him may be the biggest mistake of Beatrice's life. For suddenly, she finds herself joined in an uneasy alliance with a man who is every bit as fascinating as one of the heroes in her novels.
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we want the unabridged/Barbara Rosenblatt version
- By Mollita on 06-16-05
By: Amanda Quick
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Loving a Lost Lord
- By: Mary Jo Putney
- Narrated by: Kate Rawson
- Length: 10 hrs and 50 mins
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Battered by the sea, Adam remembers nothing of his past, his ducal rank, nor of the shipwreck that almost claimed his life. However, he's delighted to hear that the golden-haired vision tending his wounds is his wife. Mariah's name and face may not be familiar, but her touch, her warmth, feel deliciously right....
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Good summer read
- By Melelina on 07-13-09
By: Mary Jo Putney
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The Monstrumologist
- By: Rick Yancey
- Narrated by: Steven Boyer
- Length: 11 hrs and 33 mins
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Dr. Warthrop is a scientist who tracks and studies real-life monsters. Assisted by his 12-year-old apprentice, Will Henry, Dr. Warthrop discovers a pod of Anthropophagi and launches a hunt to destroy the foul beasts.
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Reader Be Warned
- By Eddie on 01-25-15
By: Rick Yancey
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The Affinity Bridge
- A Newbury & Hobbes Investigation
- By: George Mann
- Narrated by: Simon Taylor
- Length: 9 hrs
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Welcome to the bizarre and dangerous world of Victorian London, a city teetering on the edge of revolution. Its people are ushering in a new era of technology, dazzled each day by unfamiliar inventions. Airships soar in the skies over the city, while ground trains rumble through the streets and clockwork automatons are programmed to carry out menial tasks in the offices of lawyers, policemen, and journalists.
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nowhere near as bad as reviewed
- By Doug on 06-11-10
By: George Mann
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Angelmaker
- By: Nick Harkaway
- Narrated by: Daniel Weyman
- Length: 18 hrs and 11 mins
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Joe Spork repairs clocks, a far cry from his late father, a flashy London gangster. But when Joe fixes one particularly unusual device, his life is suddenly upended. Joe's client, Edie Banister, is more than just a kindly old lady - she's a former superspy. And the device? It's a 1950s doomsday machine. And having triggered it, Joe now faces the wrath of both the government and a diabolical South Asian dictator, Edie's old arch-nemesis.
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A cure for the modern cynic
- By Maine Colonial 🌲 on 08-28-12
By: Nick Harkaway
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The Affair of the Porcelain Dog
- By: Jess Faraday
- Narrated by: Philip Battley
- Length: 9 hrs and 5 mins
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London, 1889. For Ira Adler, former rent-boy and present plaything of crime lord Cain Goddard, stealing back the statue from Goddard's blackmailer should have been a doddle. But inside the statue is evidence that could put Goddard away for a long time under the sodomy laws, and everyone's after it, including Ira's bitter ex, Dr. Timothy Lazarus.
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Brilliant book, Phenomenal audio experience!
- By 'Nathan on 04-24-13
By: Jess Faraday
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- Amazon Customer
- 07-09-17
Good Story!<br />
i only wish there was more set in this, or at least i have not found it. it is a unique story line which is hard to come by nowadays. I highly suggest it. it's a little bit of a harsh start, but it quickly all comes together.
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- Tango
- 08-09-14
A Mash-Up that Gels into a Rollicking Adventure
Steampunk that works on every level with alternate technology woven seamlessly into the plot (not just tossed in for effect) with a mash up of genres (melodrama, alternate history, paranormal, horror, romance) and flavored with a bit of everything (romantic comedies of the 40's, Dr. Frankenstein, Regency tales, etc.). The plot sizzles and steams until all these bits and pieces gel into a wonderfully fun and cohesive story that will have a permanent home in My Library. It would be a spoiler to detail anymore of the plot than provided in the Publisher's Summary, but the premise of a disease that causes gender change in a person during a era when genteel people would never mention the word gender much less sex and in a time when men held most of the property and power and women were not guaranteed basic human liberties obviously provides a setup for some interesting conflict. T. Aaron Payton (pseudonym for Tim Pratt) has used this terrific premise to lay out a very engaging story that is fun and funny while still providing some food for thought. I have liked some of Tim Pratt's previous books, but I'm glad I didn't realize Payton and Pratt are the same person before I read the book because The Constantine Affliction is a major cut above and I'm really glad this book is a "Book 1" because I want much more of this. The characters are well developed (I could so picture Cary Grant and Rosalind Russell or Katherine Hepburn playing the leads in this), the plot is crazy but coherent, the biological bent of the alternate technology is a nice new twist on steampunk, and John Lee's narration is truly great. Even if you have given up on steampunk (because, hey, there is a lot of it that isn't very good), I'd urge you to try this one - first rate entertainment!
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- Marc
- 11-01-17
Sub characters more interesting
The story reminded me of a mashing of a bunch of ideas into one; steam punk, Frankenstein, h.p. lovecraft... etc. The main characters are so full of themselves it almost seems as if being characters in a story was an inconvenience. The sub characters on the other hand were well formed and the dialog was interesting. over all, not today exciting of a story because nothing bad would ever happen to the main characters
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- R Ferguson
- 05-21-14
An fun romp of a story with a superb narrator
What did you love best about The Constantine Affliction?
The narrator did an excellent job, and the author provided him some excellent tools to display his craft.
If you’ve listened to books by T. Aaron Payton before, how does this one compare?
This is my first T. Aaron Payton (AKA Tim Pratt) book
What does John Lee bring to the story that you wouldn’t experience if you just read the book?
He brings a great series of voices, and does an excellent droll rendering of some quite silly scenes
If you were to make a film of this book, what would the tag line be?
Victorian England is struck by a plague that converts men to women, and women to men... and this is the least of their problems
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- Troy
- 07-21-14
Screwball Fun
I went into this expecting a steampunk mystery built upon a screwball, gender-bending premise. From there, the only assumption I made was that it would either be fun or absurd. I got both, and I got a few surprises along the way, which I won't spoil because that's part of the fun.
The characters are a blast. Oddly, as much as I like the two lead characters, it's the supporting cast that really makes this story tick. Kudos for the villain on this one. I love a good over-the-top "I'm the hero of this story" monologue in the classic style, and this one doesn't disappoint. As bizarre as the premise is, the story does offer some rather spectacular modern social commentary through the lens of Victorian society and its expectations. Explained through the villain's point of view... wow.
I'm looking forward to book 2 now. I'm curious to see what the author offers as an encore.
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- B. Colacurcio
- 11-09-22
How Odd That There Is No Sequel
I really enjoyed this one. A helping of steampunk, not too much romance, a touch of Lovecraft. Mostly, though, it was the "clean" writing (by which I mean a plot that was not impossible to follow.)
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- Julia
- 02-24-16
And the Kitchen Sink, too!
What did you love best about The Constantine Affliction?
This book is hilarious, in a good way. I can tell the author was having a blast writing it. It seems like T. Aaron Payton sat down one day, made a huge list of guilty pleasures and then set about working it all together in a story. Good fun that made me smile all the way through. I had hoped Audible would have the second book but I don't see it here. Too bad!
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- william jones
- 02-18-17
Exceeded my expectations
I don't want to hype this book too much lest listeners be disappointed after reading my review, so I'll just say that if you love Penny Dreadful, H.P. Lovecraft, and the Guy Ritchie Sherlock Holmes movies with Robert Downey Jr and Jude Law, you'll enjoy this book immensely. Extremely well imagined and written. The characters are easy to become fond of quickly. John Lee's narration is impeccable, as usual. I have the highest of hopes that T. Aaron Payton writes many more books with these characters.
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- Georgy
- 06-17-15
Nice try, flawed execution
What did you like best about The Constantine Affliction? What did you like least?
The plot was OK, somewhat weak but at least not stupid.
However, the author tried to introduce too much of his political views, and that was irritating and unconvincing.
Also, steampunk is NOT fantasy, and T. Aaron Payton is NOT Terry Pratchett; so when he attempts to reinvent radioactivity and night-vision goggles with steam-and-gear technology, it's not cute, it's frankly dumb.
Still, it was the best of steampunk fiction I have listened to.
Never again, though.
What do you think your next listen will be?
Most certainly not steampunk.
Was The Constantine Affliction worth the listening time?
Maybe once, and only if you don't know any better.
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- Johnny
- 09-05-14
More Fun than a Barrel of Mecha-Monkeys
Owing much to old-time radio plays, The Constantine Affliction remains fresh even while playing homage to Sherlock Holmes, Frankenstein, and H.P. Lovecraft. Yes, some of the characters are superficial and one dimensional, but only when it's called for and they are used to great effect.
The narrator brilliantly depicts a wide range of characters. At first I was a little worried about his ability to do female voices, but it seems all part of the plot.
The setup for the story is two-fold. The actual Constantine-Affliction, an STD that reverses the gender of it's victims, plays more of a background role, and the story could have been made to work without it(although it would be totally bland). The main plot centers around a series of murders. The victims all being young women, all of whom are employed as prostitutes.
It does get a little silly towards the end, and Payton lets the plot get away from him at one specific point, but then he manages to wrangle everything back together. You won't learn anything from this book, and you won't find yourself thinking about it once it's over, but it's a fun relaxing romp, for anyone who's not afraid of a little gender-bending.
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