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The Diabolical Evil Genius Cat That Wanted to Steal Christmas and Become Santa
- Narrated by: Joshua Nicholson
- Length: 7 mins
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When he was a small kitten, Whiskers never received his present from Santa due to a mistake. This caused him to become an evil diabolical genius cat who wanted to steal Christmas. With the help of aliens who kidnap Santa and drop him off on a deserted island, Whiskers learns a life lesson and changes his ways after he learns what the true meaning of Christmas is.
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