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The Diary of a Secret Royal

By: The Secret Royal, Henry Morris
Narrated by: Richard Carwardine
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The most scandalous Royal book of the year

In a rapidly changing world the Royal Family own swathes of the country, most of the seabed and more money than anyone could ever spend. It is the role of the Chamberlain of the NDAs to keep things that way.

From transgressions to successions, travesties to majesties, follow eighteen months in the life of trusted toady Fenton Footlicker Esquire as he takes Queen Elizabeth to rehab, foils a breakout from the Balmoral Labour Camp and runs a counter-espionage unit of royal lookalikes – the Crown Duals.

Fenton knows better than anyone that without the monarchy UK tourism would instantly collapse. Which is why he calls himself the Royal Flush: because he always cleans up the messes his charges leave behind.

©2023 The Secret Royal (P)2023 HarperCollins Publishers Limited
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‘Henry Morris is incapable of writing a not-brilliant sentence’ Caitlin Moran

‘Crowns, tiaras and brilliant satire – it’s the best of British!’ Chris Packham

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