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The birth of the legend!
War is brewing and the galaxy's only space sheriff and his robot companion will not be enough to contain it. An awesome hero saving the day with dumb luck and unlikely coincidences can only get you so far. But when epic battles loom, epic friends are required.
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Dominic Moretti was dealing with a lot of issues. Life hadn’t been easy since returning home from Afghanistan. His marriage was on the rocks, his sports betting was out of control, and he was hanging out with the wrong cronies in Manhattan’s Little Italy - just another war hero who couldn’t piece his life back together in the real world. Also, there was that strange, annoying feeling that he was being watched.... Humankind was indeed being evaluated, by the highly advanced Khantam Lom, an alien species in control of much of the galaxy.
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Different and enjoyable story concept
- By Dennis on 10-04-19
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Starship Freedom
- Starship Freedom, Book 1
- By: Daniel Arenson
- Narrated by: Kyf Brewer
- Length: 12 hrs and 47 mins
- Unabridged
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The starship Freedom was once a mighty warship. Today, she's a tourist attraction. The space wars ended long ago. The Freedom is now a flying museum; the tourists love it. The Changing of the Guard, the starfighter aerobatics, the starboard cannon salute...it's the best show in the galaxy. James King commands the starship Freedom. He hates his job. He was a real soldier once, back when the Freedom was a real warship. He never imagined himself running a tourist trap. Right after Christmas, he plans to retire. Then, on Christmas day, the aliens attack.
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What a disappointment
- By James E Nunn on 06-19-21
By: Daniel Arenson
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The Queen's Road
- By: R. S. Belcher
- Narrated by: Kaleo Griffith
- Length: 10 hrs and 20 mins
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Ramon “Ray” Cosa’s life is not what he expected it to be. Living in a small Texas town ravaged by Hurricane Harvey, Ray has suffered many losses in his young life, and he has little hope left that anything will ever change or get better. That is, until the vintage Ford Galaxie and its strange, dying owner enters Ray’s life. Given a jeweled ring he cannot remove and a desperate mission, Ray is plunged into a universe of secrets, wonders, and terrors he never dreamed exists. Now, he travels the Queen's Road - a hyper-space highway that connects all the planets in creation.
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Hopefully the start of a new series.
- By Alex Sumner on 01-26-20
By: R. S. Belcher
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Soda Pop Soldier
- Soda Pop Soldier, Book 1
- By: Nick Cole
- Narrated by: Guy Williams
- Length: 12 hrs and 27 mins
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Gamer PerfectQuestion fights for ColaCorp in WarWorld, an online combat sport arena where megacorporations field entire armies in the battle for real world global advertising-space dominance. Within the immense virtual battlefield, players and bots are high-tech grunts, using drop-ships and state-of-the-art weaponry to wipe each other out. But times are tough, and the rent is due, and when players need extra dough there's always the Black, an illegal open source tournament where the sick and twisted desires of the future are given free rein in the Wastehavens.
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Soda Pop Soldier Rules!
- By John Spears on 11-10-18
By: Nick Cole
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Colony Lost
- By: Chris Philbrook
- Narrated by: Kevin Stillwell
- Length: 12 hrs and 47 mins
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Seven hundred fifty years ago, human colonists left Earth and settled on the moons of the distant gas giant Ghara. Civilization has flourished on Ghara's fertile moons, but humanity's drive to colonize and explore is still strong. Detecting plentiful mineral resources and a rich abundance of alien life on the nearby planet of Selva, the Gharian Colonists mount a dangerous expedition
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an action-packed space marine survival story
- By Midwestbonsai on 10-19-17
By: Chris Philbrook
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Victories Greater than Death
- Universal Expansion, Book 1
- By: Charlie Jane Anders
- Narrated by: Hynden Walch
- Length: 12 hrs and 46 mins
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Tina never worries about being 'ordinary' - she doesn't have to, since she's known practically forever that she's not just Tina Mains, average teenager and beloved daughter. She's also the keeper of an interplanetary rescue beacon, and one day soon, it's going to activate, and then her dreams of saving all the worlds and adventuring among the stars will finally be possible.
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There has never been a more annoying narrator to exist
- By Megan on 04-13-21
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Rebel Stars: Books 0-2
- By: Edward W. Robertson
- Narrated by: Ray Chase
- Length: 20 hrs
- Unabridged
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A thousand years ago, an alien invasion set humanity back to the Iron Age. Slowly, we recovered, colonizing the Solar System in peace. And discovered that an unknown force is stopping us from exploring any farther. But before the cause can be discovered, a slow-burning conspiracy threatens to explode into System-wide war. With enemies at home and in the darkness beyond, a team of unlikely heroes-a janitor, a mercenary, an asteroid miner, and a pirate-are the only ones who can avert a second apocalypse. This set includes the first three books of the newly-finished REBEL STARS series.
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Fun and entertaining.
- By Shirley on 01-04-18
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Outpost
- By: W. Michael Gear
- Narrated by: Alyssa Bresnahan
- Length: 18 hrs and 13 mins
- Unabridged
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Donovan is a world of remarkable wealth that comes at a high price. When Supervisor Kalico Aguila's ship arrives, she discovers a failing colony, its government overthrown, the few remaining colonists gone wild. Donovan could make her career - or kill her. Planetside, Talina Perez is one of three rulers of the Port Authority colony - the only law in the one remaining town. With the Corporate ship demanding answers about the things she's done, Perez could lose everything, including her life. For Dan Wirth, Donovan is a last chance. A psychopath with a death sentence looming over his head, he will make a desperate play for power. No matter who he has to corrupt, murder, or destroy. Captain Max Taggart is the Corporation's enforcer. But is it too late to seize control of Donovan?
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Must have been written for teenage girls
- By Bob on 03-30-20
By: W. Michael Gear
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The Bleed
- Rupture
- By: Mark Tufo, Chris Philbrook, David Moody
- Narrated by: Scott Aiello
- Length: 9 hrs and 18 mins
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The first book in a new series spanning worlds and ages. A war is raging between gods and demons, with an unstoppable interdimensional terror - THE BLEED - destroying everything it touches. From ancient alien civilisations through to modern day London, through to deep space and beyond, nothing and no one is safe. The Bleed wants flesh. It wants to destroy life. It wants to be worshipped.
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Amazing
- By Aaron Starcher on 07-16-20
By: Mark Tufo, and others
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Willful Child
- Willful Child, Book 1
- By: Steven Erikson
- Narrated by: MacLeod Andrews
- Length: 9 hrs and 46 mins
- Unabridged
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These are the voyages of the starship A.S.F. Willful Child. Its ongoing mission: to seek out strange new worlds on which to plant the Terran flag, to subjugate and if necessary obliterate new life-forms, to boldly blow the... And so we join the not-terribly-bright but exceedingly cock-sure Captain Hadrian Sawback and his motley crew on board the Starship Willful Child for a series of devil-may-care, near-calamitous and downright chaotic adventures through "the infinite vastness of interstellar space".
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Loving, biting, very funny parody of classic SF
- By A reader on 12-12-14
By: Steven Erikson
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The Med
- Dan Lenson Series, Book 1
- By: David Poyer
- Narrated by: David Stifel
- Length: 19 hrs and 49 mins
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Cloaked by the mists of dawn, Task Force 61 - carrying tanks, aircraft, and over 5000 Marines - steams toward Syria with deadly intent. Their mission: rescue 100 hostages from a terrorist stronghold - alive. With realism seldom seen in military fiction, The Med is a magnificent and timely epic that brings the human drama of armed conflict compellingly to life.
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Vulgar and boring
- By Caspar Blattmann on 01-24-20
By: David Poyer
What listeners say about The Documented Doings of Rick Toenail Space Sheriff and Princess Power
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- Nemesis
- 06-30-22
A hilarious romp through a well-developed world!
Simon Carr delivers another hilarious romp through a well-developed world. Sci-fi, comedy, and a fun adventure awaits you! As always, I look forward to what Simon Carr puts out next! Audio Version: James Lawrence does a great job with the narration and hilarity of this story.
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- Laura
- 06-29-22
Raucous Science Fiction
Simon Carr has written a creative story featuring a space sheriff who stumbled his way through life, with his robot companion. When war started brewing, Rick has to decide what he needs to do about it. I found this story amusing, but sometimes the humor was crude. There was some profanity also. James Lawrence's narration was fantastic and kept my attention. I was given a free copy of the audiobook and I have voluntarily posted this review.
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- Jennifer C.
- 05-21-22
Another hysterical book by Simon Carr
Rick Toenail is the last remaining sheriff in the universe at a time when war is about to break out. His goal, with the help of his robot companion "Botty," is to keep the universe from actually going to war, and things seem to be going okay until he rescues Gina, who is incredibly feisty, and Rick may have just taken on more than he can handle.
I discovered Simon Carr's work with his novel Noobs (which is hysterical, you should totally read and/or listen to it) and have since been working my way through the other items in his catalog of work. I have yet to be disappointed, as he has a way with words, and his imagination brings to life some extremely imaginative worlds and situations. His sense of comedic timing is also spot on. There were several times in this book that I was laughing so hard, that I was nearly in tears. His British humor is dry and sardonic, though he is not above a well-placed (and sometimes just a placed) fart joke. If that is going to offend you, you probably shouldn't listen or read this book; if, on the other hand, you still like to indulge your inner 8-year-old, then this will probably be right up your alley.
As for the narrator, I initially didn't like James Lawrence. But, as the book went on, I realized that had more to do with 1 specific character than his work as a whole. One character is a serpent, and James leaned into that with the voice, using a voice with extended esses and hissing. Though it fits with the character and was well-suited, I just didn't like it. Other than that one voice, James Lawrence was amazing. His narration pulls you right into the story and doesn't let go until the end, which arrives much more quickly than you realize.
I am definitely looking forward to reading and/or listening to more of Simon Carr's books! Hopefully, I get to listen to James Lawrence narrate another, but even if I don't, I know that whoever is narrating will put their own spin on the novel and it will be good.
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- Radar
- 05-28-23
not bad, but not great
This entry in the series is a little lackluster. Where the first book might have had a thin plot, this one is thinner. The book jumps around to different characters and situations so far, it's hard to keep up with. If you get distracted even for a second, you've lost the flow. The voices are awesome, this narrator does an excellent job here. Again, the series is building up towards a conclusion, so it is required reading in order to get to the end game. Just make sure to devote your entire attention to it, or face the consequences.
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