
The Downfall of a Bellydancer: A Comedy Not for the Faint Hearted
Bellydancing and Beyond Series, Book 2
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Narrated by:
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Nano Nagle
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By:
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Kerrie Noor
About this listen
Nefertiti, belly dancer extraordinaire, has lost her mojo
At one time, she was a great dancer, now she runs a belly dancing class and her numbers are dwindling. Zumba has stormed into town and taken all but three of her pupils. Disappointed, Nefertiti turns to Rodger, her partner and ‘rock'; but Rodger has other plans, none of which include her.
However, Nefertiti is not one to take things lying down, she faces defeat head on, with hilarious results, and a twist that will have you wondering “why didn't I think of that”?
The Downfall of a Bellydancer is a laugh-a-minute comedy for women who believe in romance, but are looking for something a little different.
©2016 Kerrie Noor (P)2018 Kerrie NoorListeners also enjoyed...
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