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Adrian Bliss
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Beth Rylance
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Sebastian Humphreys
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Kristin Atherton
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Adrian Bliss
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“All at once funny, touching, dazzlingly informative and fascinating, brilliantly imaginative and altogether wonderful. Capable of switching between divine silliness and genuinely tender sweetness, tragedy, and wonder.”—STEPHEN FRY
History belongs to the heroes. But to get the full story, sometimes you have to ask the side characters.
The lives of Leonardo da Vinci, Henry VIII, and Queen Victoria fill bookshelves and fascinate scholars all over the world. But little attention is given to the ferret who posed for the Renaissance master, the servant who oversaw the Tudor’s toilet time, or the famous horse who thrilled the miserable old monarch.
These supporting cast members have been waiting in the wings for too long, and Adrian Bliss thinks it’s high time they join their glory-hogging contemporaries in the spotlight. Fortunately—thanks to some recently discovered ancient complaint letters, court transcripts, and memoirs in bottles—now they can.
Equal parts fascinating and hilarious, The Greatest Nobodies of History is a surreal love letter to life’s forgotten heroes, featuring hitherto undocumented accounts from Ancient Greece to the front lines of the Great Emu War.
All that follows really happened, and some of it could even be true.
©2024 Adrian Bliss (P)2024 Random House AudioListeners also enjoyed...
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Cabinet of Curiosities
- A Historical Tour of the Unbelievable, the Unsettling, and the Bizarre
- By: Aaron Mahnke, Harry Marks - contributor
- Narrated by: Aaron Mahnke
- Length: 12 hrs and 58 mins
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The podcast, Aaron Mahnke’s Cabinet of Curiosities, has delighted millions of listeners for years with tales of the wonderful, astounding, and downright bizarre people, places, and things throughout history. Now, in Cabinet of Curiosities the book, learn the fascinating story of the invention of the croissant in a country that was not France, and relive the adventures of a dog that stowed away and went to war, only to help capture a German spy.
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Cool stories, annoying conversation
- By Margaret on 11-26-24
By: Aaron Mahnke, and others
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Crusader Criminals
- The Knights Who Went Rogue in the Holy Land
- By: Steve Tibble
- Narrated by: James Lurie
- Length: 12 hrs and 3 mins
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The religious wars of the crusades are renowned for their military engagements. But the period was witness to brutality beyond the battlefield. More so than any other medieval war zone, the Holy Land was rife with unprecedented levels of criminality and violence. In the first history of its kind, Steve Tibble explores the criminal underbelly of the crusades. From gangsters and bandits to muggers and pirates, Tibble presents extraordinary evidence of an illicit underworld. He shows how the real problem in the region stemmed not from religion but from young men.
By: Steve Tibble
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Farting in the Workplace
- A Humorous Guide To Navigating Office Etiquette When You Gotta Fart
- By: Gus Wheeler
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 59 mins
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Hey there, brave reader. Welcome to a topic we’ve all thought about but never dared to speak of openly—farting in the workplace. Yes, farts—those tiny, invisible, often unexpected sound grenades that can strike at any time. If you’ve ever been caught in the crossfire of a mid-meeting gas bomb, then congratulations, my friend—you’re in the right place. Before we dive into this epic exploration of human air emissions, I have to admit something up front: I love farts. There, I said it. And no, I’m not ashamed. Farts are nature’s comedic timing at its finest. They’re ...
By: Gus Wheeler
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The Spice Ports
- Mapping the Origins of the Global Sea Trade
- By: Nicholas Nugent
- Narrated by: Bruce Mann
- Length: 9 hrs and 26 mins
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We may think of "globalism" as a recent development but its origins date back to the fifteenth century and beyond, when seafarers pioneered routes across the oceans with the objectives of exploration, trade, and profit. These voyages only became possible after certain technical innovations—improvements in ship design, compasses, and mapping—enabled navigation across unprecedented distances.
By: Nicholas Nugent
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How to Lose a War
- The Story of America's Intervention in Afghanistan
- By: Amin Saikal
- Narrated by: Keval Shah
- Length: 10 hrs and 15 mins
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In 1958, Richard Nixon described Afghanistan as "unconquerable." On August 15, 2021, he was proven right. After twenty years of intervention, US and NATO forces retreated, enabling the Taliban to return to power. Tens of thousands were killed in the long, unwinnable war, and millions more were displaced—leaving the future of Afghanistan hanging in the balance. Leading expert Amin Saikal traces the full story of America's intervention, from 9/11 to the present crisis.
By: Amin Saikal
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Truth
- A Brief History of Total Bullsh*t
- By: Tom Phillips
- Narrated by: Tom Phillips
- Length: 6 hrs and 43 mins
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We live in a “post-truth” world, we’re told. But was there ever really a golden age of truth-telling? Or have people been lying, fibbing, and just plain bullsh*tting since the beginning of time? Tom Phillips, editor of a leading independent fact-checking organization, deals with this question every day. In Truth, he tells the story of how we humans have spent history lying to each other - and ourselves - about everything from business to politics to plain old geography.
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A fun, informative book
- By GJW on 05-09-23
By: Tom Phillips
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Cabinet of Curiosities
- A Historical Tour of the Unbelievable, the Unsettling, and the Bizarre
- By: Aaron Mahnke, Harry Marks - contributor
- Narrated by: Aaron Mahnke
- Length: 12 hrs and 58 mins
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The podcast, Aaron Mahnke’s Cabinet of Curiosities, has delighted millions of listeners for years with tales of the wonderful, astounding, and downright bizarre people, places, and things throughout history. Now, in Cabinet of Curiosities the book, learn the fascinating story of the invention of the croissant in a country that was not France, and relive the adventures of a dog that stowed away and went to war, only to help capture a German spy.
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Cool stories, annoying conversation
- By Margaret on 11-26-24
By: Aaron Mahnke, and others
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Crusader Criminals
- The Knights Who Went Rogue in the Holy Land
- By: Steve Tibble
- Narrated by: James Lurie
- Length: 12 hrs and 3 mins
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The religious wars of the crusades are renowned for their military engagements. But the period was witness to brutality beyond the battlefield. More so than any other medieval war zone, the Holy Land was rife with unprecedented levels of criminality and violence. In the first history of its kind, Steve Tibble explores the criminal underbelly of the crusades. From gangsters and bandits to muggers and pirates, Tibble presents extraordinary evidence of an illicit underworld. He shows how the real problem in the region stemmed not from religion but from young men.
By: Steve Tibble
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Farting in the Workplace
- A Humorous Guide To Navigating Office Etiquette When You Gotta Fart
- By: Gus Wheeler
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 59 mins
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Hey there, brave reader. Welcome to a topic we’ve all thought about but never dared to speak of openly—farting in the workplace. Yes, farts—those tiny, invisible, often unexpected sound grenades that can strike at any time. If you’ve ever been caught in the crossfire of a mid-meeting gas bomb, then congratulations, my friend—you’re in the right place. Before we dive into this epic exploration of human air emissions, I have to admit something up front: I love farts. There, I said it. And no, I’m not ashamed. Farts are nature’s comedic timing at its finest. They’re ...
By: Gus Wheeler
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The Spice Ports
- Mapping the Origins of the Global Sea Trade
- By: Nicholas Nugent
- Narrated by: Bruce Mann
- Length: 9 hrs and 26 mins
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We may think of "globalism" as a recent development but its origins date back to the fifteenth century and beyond, when seafarers pioneered routes across the oceans with the objectives of exploration, trade, and profit. These voyages only became possible after certain technical innovations—improvements in ship design, compasses, and mapping—enabled navigation across unprecedented distances.
By: Nicholas Nugent
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How to Lose a War
- The Story of America's Intervention in Afghanistan
- By: Amin Saikal
- Narrated by: Keval Shah
- Length: 10 hrs and 15 mins
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In 1958, Richard Nixon described Afghanistan as "unconquerable." On August 15, 2021, he was proven right. After twenty years of intervention, US and NATO forces retreated, enabling the Taliban to return to power. Tens of thousands were killed in the long, unwinnable war, and millions more were displaced—leaving the future of Afghanistan hanging in the balance. Leading expert Amin Saikal traces the full story of America's intervention, from 9/11 to the present crisis.
By: Amin Saikal
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Truth
- A Brief History of Total Bullsh*t
- By: Tom Phillips
- Narrated by: Tom Phillips
- Length: 6 hrs and 43 mins
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We live in a “post-truth” world, we’re told. But was there ever really a golden age of truth-telling? Or have people been lying, fibbing, and just plain bullsh*tting since the beginning of time? Tom Phillips, editor of a leading independent fact-checking organization, deals with this question every day. In Truth, he tells the story of how we humans have spent history lying to each other - and ourselves - about everything from business to politics to plain old geography.
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A fun, informative book
- By GJW on 05-09-23
By: Tom Phillips
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Napoleon's Hemorrhoids…And Other Small Events That Changed History
- By: Phil Mason
- Narrated by: LJ Ganser
- Length: 8 hrs and 13 mins
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Hilarious, fascinating, and a roller coaster of dizzying, historical what-ifs, Napoleon's Hemorrhoids is a potpourri for serious historians and casual history buffs. In one of Phil Mason's many revelations, you'll learn that Communist jets were two minutes away from opening fire on American planes during the Cuban missile crisis, when they had to turn back as they were running out of fuel. You'll discover that before the Battle of Waterloo, Napoleon's painful hemorrhoids prevented him from mounting his horse to survey the battlefield.
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They just throw the facts too fast
- By Concerned_llama on 12-11-20
By: Phil Mason
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The War We Won Apart
- The Untold Story of Two Elite Agents Who Became One of the Most Decorated Couples of WWII
- By: Nahlah Ayed
- Narrated by: Nahlah Ayed
- Length: 11 hrs and 22 mins
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On opposite sides of the pond, Sonia Butt, an adventurous young British woman, and Guy d’Artois, a French-Canadian soldier and thunderstorm of a man, are preparing for war. From different worlds, their lives first intersect during clandestine training to become agents with Winston Churchill’s secret army, the Special Operations Executive. As the world’s deadliest conflict to date unfolds, Sonia and Guy learn how to parachute into enemy territory, how to kill, blow up rail lines, and eventually . . . how to love each other.
By: Nahlah Ayed
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The World According to Cunk
- An Illustrated History of All World Events Ever
- By: Philomena Cunk
- Narrated by: Philomena Cunk
- Length: 5 hrs and 21 mins
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Romans! Madrigals! The Dark Ages! Revolutions! Trumpets! The Oranges of The First World War! All of this (except trumpets) and more, is covered in this definitive, easy-clean history of all world history so far, written by the 21st Century's leading historian, philosopher and thinkerer Philomena Cunk.
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Her purposeful ignorance is believable
- By Amazon Customer on 12-22-24
By: Philomena Cunk
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The Dictionary of Terrible Ideas
- By: Dominic Knight
- Narrated by: Dominic Knight
- Length: 5 hrs and 51 mins
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Thanks to his expert knowledge of the whole alphabet, Dominic Knight is uniquely qualified to write an A to Z of the things that deeply irritate him, and should irritate everybody. Bullfighting, unicorns, homeopathy, fluffy dice chillout music, vapes and multilevel marketing are among the entries in this delightful and definitive list of atrocities, which proves beyond a doubt that alongside the magnificent march of progress, there has been a much funnier race to the bottom.
By: Dominic Knight
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The Other Side of History: Daily Life in the Ancient World
- By: Robert Garland, The Great Courses
- Narrated by: Robert Garland
- Length: 24 hrs and 28 mins
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Look beyond the abstract dates and figures, kings and queens, and battles and wars that make up so many historical accounts. Over the course of 48 richly detailed lectures, Professor Garland covers the breadth and depth of human history from the perspective of the so-called ordinary people, from its earliest beginnings through the Middle Ages.
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Tantalizing time trip
- By Mark on 08-21-13
By: Robert Garland, and others
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The F**k It! List
- By: Melanie Cantor
- Narrated by: Imogen Church
- Length: 13 hrs and 31 mins
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For Daisy, life isn’t going…quite to plan. She’s just caught her boyfriend shagging someone else at her fortieth birthday party. She’s camped out in her childhood bedroom. And it looks as if her dream to have a baby has gone down the pan… Time for a F**k It! list? Join Daisy as she attempts to tick off each item on the list and take back control of her life, one ‘f**k it’ at a time, and ask yourself the question: what would be on your f**k it list?
By: Melanie Cantor
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Capuche
- The Historic Cathar Mysteries and a Barbaric Church -- a Medieval Novel
- By: Hotse Langeraar
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 9 hrs and 33 mins
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The tale opens with a brutal medieval public execution in 1213 England. It is the true story of Sir Morvran ab moel Llywarch, a Welsh Noble, and Lady Margaret l'Estrange -- a medieval saga of a forbidden love, persecuted and crushed by a barbaric Catholic Church. The narrative follows actual events and personalities, and a tragedy of suffering unfolds, but also of hope and passion -- a mystical journey in search of the beyond and the power of love under the most arduous circumstances. At the dawn of the 1200s, the well-educated Noble, Sir Morvran Llywarch, loved books and manuscripts and ...
By: Hotse Langeraar
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American Reckoning
- Inside Trump’s Trial—and My Own
- By: Jonathan Alter
- Narrated by: Jonathan Alter
- Length: 8 hrs and 57 mins
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As one of a handful of journalists allowed in the courtroom, for 23 days Jonathan Alter sat just feet away from the most dangerous threat to democracy in American history, watching the spectacle of the century: the felony trial of Donald Trump. Highly publicized but untelevised and thus largely hidden from public view, this landmark trial offered hope of real justice amid a grueling eight-year national ordeal and foreshadowed the drama of the 2024 presidential election.
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America’s Reckoning 2024
- By SAOT66 on 12-20-24
By: Jonathan Alter
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The Poison Eaters
- Fighting Danger and Fraud in Our Food and Drugs
- By: Gail Jarrow
- Narrated by: Suzanne Toren
- Length: 3 hrs and 31 mins
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Formaldehyde, borax, salicylic acid. Today these chemicals are used in embalming fluids, cleaning supplies, and acne medications. But just over a hundred years ago, they were routinely added to all kinds of food by unregulated and unethical companies. Noted science and history writer Gail Jarrow introduces listeners to the relentless work of U.S. government chemist Dr. Harvey Washington Wiley, who mounted a thirty-year campaign to protect consumers from harmful food and drugs. As part of his research, he tested food additives by serving them to a squad of volunteers—the poison eaters.
By: Gail Jarrow
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Patton's Shadow
- The Making of a Hero in Modern Memory
- By: Nathan C. Jones
- Narrated by: Kent Klineman
- Length: 12 hrs and 32 mins
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Patton's Shadow by Nathan C. Jones, a leading authority on George S. Patton, offers a definitive account of the creation of the Patton legend and what it illuminates about American culture and the worship of heroes. Jones traces how the persona of Patton, a brash and brilliant general in the European theater of World War II, transcended the individual man and became a cultural icon and byword for triumphal American might.
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Brilliant
- By A on 10-29-24
By: Nathan C. Jones
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The Dead of Winter
- Beware the Krampus and Other Wicked Christmas Creatures
- By: Sarah Clegg
- Narrated by: Hannah Curtis, Sarah Clegg
- Length: 4 hrs and 34 mins
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When you think about Christmas, you likely picture mangers, glowing fireplaces, sweet carolers, and snow-blanketed hills. But behind all this bright magic, there’s something much darker lurking in the shadows. In The Dead of Winter, Cambridge-trained historian Sarah Clegg delves deep into the folklore of the Christmas season in Europe, detailing the way its terrifying and often debaucherous past continues to haunt and entertain us now in the twenty-first century.
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Wonderful explanation of forgotten practices.
- By kevin m love on 12-18-24
By: Sarah Clegg
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Unruly
- The Ridiculous History of England's Kings and Queens
- By: David Mitchell
- Narrated by: David Mitchell
- Length: 11 hrs and 39 mins
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In Unruly, David Mitchell explores how early England’s monarchs, while acting as feared rulers firmly guiding their subjects’ destinies, were in reality a bunch of lucky bastards who were mostly as silly and weird in real life as they appear today in their portraits.
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Hugely Entertaining (If You Like English History)
- By Jean Ogg on 10-09-23
By: David Mitchell
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- PCGantz
- 10-23-24
Surprised by joy
The title is a line from a Louise Penny novel, but fits for Mr. Bliss’ book. I thought the book would just be kind of fun and funny. Yes, it’s fun and funny. It’s also very smart and instructive, offers an amazing take on storytelling and is full of heart. I felt sure I would laugh but never knew I’d actually learn things as well. The Master’s Ferret actually brought me to tears and then ended with a laugh out loud. I know the printed version is just as wonderful but hearing him read his own work in that voice we’ve all come to love for his video shorts, makes it a terrific work. I highly recommend the book and hope it shows up on everyone’s bookshelf.
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- Amazon Customer
- 11-18-24
Bliss is Bliss
As someone who is a fan of Adrian Bliss’s social media content, I was excited to hear about his book. As expected, there are many funny passages in the book. What was not expected were the equal amounts of poignant passages. Adrian shows himself to be a very capable writer. The chapter of the trial of the vestal virgin smacked of British humor. Whereas the chapter of the last Dodo, which you would expect to be very funny, was a heart wrenching tale. I will eagerly await his next book
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- Kindle Customer
- 11-19-24
Very fun!
This creative take on history is a great listen. the narration was done really well and the stories are absolutely charming. I strongly recommend it!
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- wendyeli
- 10-27-24
Lots of fun!
Prefect reading! Hopefully there will be a volume 2 in the near future, and then a volume 3. Lots of wonderful moments that will stay with you!
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- Kathleen Badalamente
- 10-23-24
The intricate weaving of the characters into the historical facts.
The characters that Adrian created. He is so clever in the way he describes the characters
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- Sarah St
- 11-13-24
I enjoyed the nuance
This was a fun book that definitely highlighted nuances in history and i enjoyed a lot of this book. I will say it made me cry and there were parts that I felt needed a trigger warning, mainly for animal death. But it could just be me.
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- Jenn
- 11-07-24
Bizarre and Charming
If you would have told me a week ago that I would have literal tears in my eyes over a ferret who died 500 years ago, I'd have accused you of witchcraft. But I am a changed reader. ;'D. This was such a fun and bizarre adventure through history. It was honestly a delight to read.
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- Virginia
- 11-03-24
Love love love this book😍
I bought this because I enjoyed his YouTube Shorts so much. He is very clever and absolutely adorable!
I’ve listened to this book three times. The first time was really good! The second time I picked up even more of the humor. The third time I enjoyed the anticipation of each pun.
I also liked the format of the creative perspectives, kernel of fact, and the individual, bite sized stories.
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- D. Martin
- 11-11-24
Light, humorous, and creatively educational
Such dry wit and such great readers - highly recommended for when you need a mood lift. And you may even learn an obscure historical fact or two...!
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- Katherine
- 11-19-24
So glad he read it himself!
I loved this! I've been a fan of Adrian's videos for a long time, and I was thrilled to see he brought his creativity and sideways way of looking at things to book form too.
Kudos, Adrian! Hope there's a volume 2 one day.
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