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LaMont Ridgell
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“Vampires done right!”
Tired of the same old vampire story? In the Human-Undead War world, toss out your crosses, holy water, and fire. Don’t bother bolting your door, or lining entrances to your home with garlic or salt—vampires don’t need an invitation, and none of that will deter them. They don’t sparkle. They don’t sleep in coffins. And, they are no longer in hiding.
Seven months have passed since Barnaby, the Undead patriarch, fell to his death. The war appears to be over. Brian Koltz has assumed rule in Haven and sets about dismantling all of Barnaby’s dark work in order to prevent future tyrants. However, Barnaby is alive and well. With help from newfound allies, he plans to reignite the war and reclaim his throne. And, as their paths intertwine anew, the true Undead patriarch is forced to reveal his identity...and the secrets he’s harbored since the dawn of time.
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- Brittany
- 04-13-25
Wonderful
The Human-Undead War 2 ( Patriarch) by Jonathan E. Ondrashek is an excellent fantasy. LaMont Ridgell did a fantastic job with the narration, and bringing the story to life. The story is entertaining, interesting, intense, enjoyable, keeps you on the edge of your seat and you won’t want to stop, and more. Well the war seems to be over after the supposed death of the undead Patriarch. For now Brian the scientist is trying to correct the more dark orders and wrongs and so an other tyrant will not take the undead Patriarch place. Is the patriarch alive? Will Brian be able to correct the evil orders and bring stability to the world? Listen to find out. This is the second book in the series. I received a free copy of this book and am voluntarily leaving a review. Would highly recommend if you like thrilling dark fantasy adventure.
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- julian tarasiuk
- 03-15-25
Book 2
WOW, excellent book in this series is amazing. I love the horror feeling, with zombies as well. This book is definitely enjoyable from beginning to end. The narrator does an excellent job with different voices and expression when needed. Definitely a book to listen to multiple times.
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