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The Kingdom of Sweets
- A Novel of the Nutcracker
- Narrated by: Grace Gray
- Length: 10 hrs and 42 mins
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Twin sisters, divided by envy and magic, set against one another on a fateful Christmas Eve
Light and dark—this is the cursed birthright placed upon Clara and Natasha by their godfather, Drosselmeyer, whose power and greed hold an entire city in his sway. Charming Clara, the favorite, grows into a life of beauty and ease, while ignored and unloved Natasha is relegated to her sister’s shadow.
But the opportunity for revenge announces itself one Christmas Eve, when Drosselmeyer arrives at their family gala with the Nutcracker, an enchanted gift that offers entry into an alternate world: the Kingdom of Sweets.
Following Clara into the glittering land of snow and sugar, Natasha discovers a source of power far greater than Drosselmeyer: the Sugar Plum Fairy, who offers her own wondrous gifts . . . and deadly bargains. But as Natasha unspools the truth about a dark destiny crafted long before her birth, she must reckon with forces both earthly and magical, human and diabolical, and decide to which world she truly belongs.
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"The famous Christmas ballet takes a sinister turn in Johansen’s spooky retelling... It would be a simple thing to take the outlines of The Nutcracker ballet and make it grim, but Johansen is doing a lot of delicate character work here, primarily around envy, social limitations on women’s choices, and accountability. The world beyond the candy fantasy is satisfyingly creepy but also an effective landscape for exploring what happens when you ignore the rotten core of your deepest desires. An eerie and sophisticated dark fantasy." —Kirkus (starred)
"Johansen transforms a beloved holiday classic into a dark tale of vengeance.... Fans of artistically influenced, realistic historical fiction wrapped in moral allegory will relish Natasha's Nutcracker-adjacent narrative.” —Booklist (starred)
“In this gripping reimagining of the holiday classic, Erika Johansen shatters the sugar plum surface of the original Nutcracker to plunge deep into the shadows beneath. Twins Clara and Natasha are divided at birth by their unexpected godfather, Drosselmeyer, with one twin designated ‘light’ and the other ‘dark.’ But Johansen entwines love and hate, jealousy and pity, vengeance and forgiveness so tightly, it’s impossible to decide which twin to root for. Johansen gives readers the gift of a compelling and richly imagined story that will keep them turning pages until the last, fully realized twist.” —Liz Michalski, author of Darling Girl
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Six days ago, astronaut Mark Watney became one of the first people to walk on Mars. Now, he's sure he'll be the first person to die there. After a dust storm nearly kills him and forces his crew to evacuate while thinking him dead, Mark finds himself stranded and completely alone with no way to even signal Earth that he’s alive - and even if he could get word out, his supplies would be gone long before a rescue could arrive. But Mark isn't ready to give up yet.
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I love Wil Wheaton but why not R. C. Bray?
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Ashley Perrin is fresh out of college and starting a job as a community liaison for the Third District–the city’s only sector with more alien residents than humans. Ashley’s barely found where the paper clips are kept when she’s beset with constituent complaints–from too much noise at the Annual Lupidian Celebration Parade to a trip-and-fall chicken to a very particular type of alien hornet that threatens the very city itself. And if that’s not terrifying enough, Ashley is next up at the office karaoke night.
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What a silly and sweet quick listen!
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Temporal
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In the not-too-distant future, a 21-member crew launches from Earth. Their mission: to establish a temporary colony on Mars. Little do they know that colony will become permanent–and the last stand of the human race. Because, without warning, every single person left on Earth simply...vanishes. Now, a thousand years later, the resources needed to sustain life are running out, and the very existence of the Mars colony is threatened. Humankind has only one option–to return to its home planet.
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It was ok.
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- Greer Nelson
- 01-02-24
Fantastic narration
I’m not someone who particularly enjoys fantasy, but I love The Nutcracker and wanted to give this a try. The book was middle of the road for me, but the audiobook narration I listened to while reading the book was fantastic, one of the best audiobook productions I’ve listened to!
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- Tartsonawire
- 12-06-23
Another fantastic story
Well done! And I loved how it ties into the Tearling books. Narrator does a good job, as well.
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- Jackie
- 12-25-23
it's an interesting tale
honestly, it's an interesting tail. I order 100% recommend it. I really thoroughly enjoyed it.
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- Claire Louisa
- 04-15-24
Fantastical exploration of what makes us human
An engaging story interweaving fantastical and historical fictional. It’s a story about societal expectations, carving out one’s identity and finding one’s happiness, i loved it.
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- Cassandra
- 06-03-24
Alice in wonderland meets…… something
This book was not what I expected. It turned and moved so much it didn’t make sense to me. Perhaps I struggled with Candy people, and make believe lands of sugar plumbs and chocolate fountains.
It’s a story of betrayal, murder and jesters, far away magic and make believe lands.
I love a good story that’s off the beaten path. But this was to far off, and a DNF. I just couldn’t do it.
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- Hayley
- 01-16-24
that was crazy
It was so good. There were so many ups, downs, no's, and yes's. The reports were I really connected with the characters and overall, this was just a crazy book.
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- Tobyizme
- 02-28-24
Delectably Immersive
I have been waiting for someone other than Gregory Maguire to attack a retelling of the Nutcracker. Erika Johansen gives a gothic re-telling, that made me want to gorge on chocolate under the Christmas tree while reading.
I sat by the tree, with audio, wrapping gifts. This was a wildly different ride from crying during The Christmas Pig.
This book has a fun sleeping beauty meets nutcracker type of feel. The Nutcracker was a heavy tradition in my childhood that has carried deep into my adult life. I adore the symphony, I enjoy the ballet, and I ADORE all the illustrative versions.
As a kid, all I wanted was to wake up like Clara with my Nutcracker soldier in the Kingdom of sweets. I have always found it enchanting, magical, and mysterious. Johansen's writing felt so perfect. The descriptions were PERFECTION, especially twards the first two chunks of the book.I personally loved her take on the world and found her descriptions magically delicious. The plot as a whole is certainly not what perhaps anyone is asking for, and for that I think this will get rated harsher than perhaps it deserves.
The focus so heavily on twins and the main villain sometimes brought me out of the fantastical world I so deeply desired to be in. The gothic focus was beautifully written, however, it will certainly not be hitting the expectations of most folks who dive in.
All in all, this was a lovely read to sign off the year on. I'm fascinated to see what Johansen writes in the future, she is one I will be watching.
Concept 5/5
Setting 5/5 This book is heavily setting descriptive and focussed over character driven
Characters 3/5
Magic System 4/5
Magical Objects/creatures 5/5
Plot 3/5
Coherence 4/5
Romance -
Audio Reader 4/5
Final Verdict- Come with me, and you'll be, in a world of pure imagination...
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- Rachel
- 12-04-23
Beautifully written and narrated
This book is wonderful. I was transfixed throughout. The narrator did a wonderful job as well.
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- Amazon Customer
- 12-22-23
Lovely!
A cerebral retelling of “The Nutcracker” that pulls the reader in without resorting to the cheap tricks of porn or foul language so common in other modern fantasies. The characters were complex and showed growth throughout the book. The narrator was spot on.
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- Stacy G
- 01-04-24
Amazing imagery!
This story held my attention and interest until the very end. As I listened I was transported to the kingdom and it was wonderful, frightening, and beautiful all at once! Skillfully written and narrated. Thank you!!
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