The Longest Date
Life as a Wife
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Cindy Chupack
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Ian Wallach
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Cindy Chupack
About this listen
After having endured enough emotional wreckage in her search for true love to fill a book (The New York Times bestseller The Between Boyfriends Book), two magazine columns, and five seasons of scripts for Sex and the City, Cindy Chupack finally, mercifully, at the age of thirty-nine, met the Perfect Man.
He did not seem to Cindy like the Perfect Man. Ian, with his bad-boy ways, struck her as someone whom she absolutely did not want as a husband, but he soon proved his worth with wit, warmth, a series of spectacularly cooked meals, and a marriage proposal made on a beautiful beach, the prospective groom perched heroically on a white stallion.
Unable to resist the romance, Cindy married him and settled in contentedly for the long and gratifying happily ever after…or so she thought. Being a wife, Cindy discovers soon enough, is not so different from being a girlfriend, only now you have a permanent houseguest. Ian’s endearing quirks became impossible-to-ignore and slightly irksome habits; what was once charming adventurousness now seems like recklessness (just why was he rappelling down the side of a building on a garden hose?); and his impossibly big heart has space enough for an impossibly big dog, a St. Bernard that looks, as Cindy realizes once it has taken possession of her home, “like a person in a dog suit.” And then there’s all his stuff.
The Longest Date is the wonderfully funny, and ultimately, deeply moving story of a marriage, of the daily negotiations and accommodations about matters like cooking, holidays, space, money, and sex that every (newly or otherwise) wedded couple faces in the course of figuring out exactly who they are together and where they are headed. Cindy and Ian’s own ongoing courtship takes a surprising turn when they decide to have a baby — a plan that turns out to be far more complicated than they ever could have anticipated and that tests and strengthens their love for each other.
The perfect companion for anyone navigating a marriage (or even just contemplating one), The Longest Date marks the welcome return of one of our most gifted and captivating comic writers.
©2014 Cindy Chupack (P)2013 Brilliance Audio, all rights reserved. Recorded by arrangement with Viking, a member of Penguin Group (USA) LLC, a Penguin Random House Company.Listeners also enjoyed...
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In her hilarious New York Times best seller You’ll Never Blue Ball in This Town Again, Heather McDonald recounted her adventures as an unwilling virgin in Hollywood. Now happily married with three wonderful kids, she shows that life as a grown-up - even a pretend grown-up - has its challenges. Heather’s a working mom with parents who live next door, a sister who keeps asking for one of her still-fertile eggs, and friends who are up to more hijinks than even Heather can handle.
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Off with My Head
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The year 2020 was going to be the best year of Stassi’s life. Besides getting engaged and feeling like she was on top of the world career-wise, she bought her first house and was planning her dream Italian wedding. The future showed so much freaking promise—until it all went to hell. Stassi may not be perfect—she may have made some (major) mistakes—but she does feel like she has some insight (and plenty of hilarious tales) about getting knocked up, called out, and learning from what went wrong.
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Really Wanted to Like This, But...
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Kristin Newman spent her 20s and 30s dealing with the stresses of her high-pressure job as a television comedy writer, and the anxieties of watching most of her friends get married and start families while she wrestled with her own fear of both. Not ready to settle down and yet loathe to become a sad-sack single girl, Kristin instead started traveling the world, often alone, for a few months each year, falling madly in love with attractive locals who provided moments of the love she wanted without the cost of the freedom she needed.
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Valerie Wyatt is the queen of gracious living and the arbiter of taste with a successful TV show. Since her long-ago divorce, she’s worked hard to reach the pinnacle of her profession and to create a camera-ready life in her Fifth Avenue penthouse. So why is she so depressed? All the hours with her personal trainer, the careful work of New York’s best hairdressers, cosmetic surgeons, and her own God-given bone structure and great looks can’t fudge the truth or her lies about it: Valerie is turning sixty.
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In the best-selling memoir Funny in Farsi, Firoozeh Dumas recounted her adventures growing up Iranian American in Southern California. Now she again mines her rich Persian heritage in Laughing Without an Accent, sharing stories both tender and humorous on being a citizen of the world, on her well-meaning family, and on amusing cultural conundrums, all told with insights into the universality of the human condition. (Hint: It may have to do with brushing and flossing daily.)
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Dead is dead. Missing is gone. When Felix Brewer meets nineteen-year-old Bernadette "Bambi" Gottschalk at a Valentine's Day dance in 1959, he charms her with wild promises, some of which he actually keeps. Thanks to his lucrative - if not all legal - businesses, she and their three little girls live in luxury. But on the Fourth of July in 1976, Bambi's comfortable world implodes when Felix, facing prison, vanishes. Though Bambi has no idea where her husband - or his money - might be, she suspects one woman does: his devoted young mistress, Julie.
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Cannot rate this highly enough!
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I Love Julia Sweeney
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up the speed to 1.5 and Candace sounds way better
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In this latest mommy audiobook from the popular blogger, author, and TV personality, Stefanie will share her secrets for achieving a balance in motherhood between being protective and caring and downright bats--t crazy. She'll debunk some of the looniest parenting myths and reinforce others; she'll describe how, through as simple a process as good old trial and error, she's learned to pick and choose what works for her and her family, and tune out the rest.
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Great Book!!!
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#IMomSoHard
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In their highly anticipated first audiobook, the hilarious mom duo with millions of followers explores all the ridiculous shit you’re expected to do to keep multiple humans alive and happy-ish and celebrates the love for the friends who get you through it.
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IRelateSoHard
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- Erin Dalton
- 10-19-15
Heartwarming, honest, and funny.
Cindy is a refreshing voice for me. She's brutally honest and has an effortless sense of humor that made for an enjoyable listen. Would definitely recommend the audiobook version of this book. Her voice is pleasant and adds authenticity to her words. Listening to the book felt more "girlfriend sharing intimate stories with you" than "narrator speaking at you." Great.
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- Marisol
- 05-01-15
More moving than I thought
Nice Story, funny And warm. Being a wife is a big Job, is nice to read from others in the same boat.
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- Redwood
- 09-26-15
Witty and warm and wonderful
Why the negative reviews? I giggled all through this book until it enveloped me in warmth. Cindy is charming and witty and wonderful. And I'm just sad there's not another audible book by her that I can devour to feel connected and humored and a little more in love with life. It's a gold nugget.
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- Natalya Sariashvili
- 01-17-15
Slow start, great finish
Big fan of Cindy's and enjoy her stories. I appreciate her raw, unfiltered honesty but there were some details in this book that were excessive and drawn out. (Like the snow machine)
It wasn't until the end of the book, just before Ian's letter, where the tone became more serious and authentic, allowing the reader to empathize with the family and the story being told.
Also, love when authors narrate their own books. It sets a true tone for how the book is intended to be read and understood.
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- Barbara L.
- 01-15-14
The BEST book I have listened to!
What made the experience of listening to The Longest Date the most enjoyable?
The story was hilarious at points, touching at other times.
Who was your favorite character and why?
The main character, Cindy, was so relatable to what we have all been through.
What does Cindy Chupack and Ian Wallach bring to the story that you wouldn’t experience if you just read the book?
It was great hearing her read her own book - I love when authors read their own books.
Did you have an extreme reaction to this book? Did it make you laugh or cry?
I literally was laughing out loud at points. There were other points that I was crying as I was relating to the author. This was an amazingly well written book that brings the reader into the story.
Any additional comments?
I would STRONGLY recommend this book. I couldn't stop listening and wanted to turn it on at every free second I had. She is an amazing and talented writer (former Sex in the City writer) and writes about the real part of dating/marriage/trying to get pregnant. This was a fabulous book and I highly recommend it.
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- MoodyInVt
- 06-29-17
A nice read
Where does The Longest Date rank among all the audiobooks you’ve listened to so far?
Certainly not at the top as I listen to many. It was a nice listen during my work commute.
Any additional comments?
Cindy is a good storyteller in both her writing and narration. It felt genuine and warm.
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- Jessica
- 03-22-15
Glad I didn't listen to the bad reviews!
After reading other reviews, I almost didn't buy this book. I'm so glad I did anyways..it was great! If you like discussing relationships and you liked Carrie-type sex and the city articles/commentary, you'll like this book. My only complaint is that it was too short. To address some reviews that made me not want to listen to this: the narrator does not have a lisp and I really liked hearing her read how she meant it to be read. She does talk about her wonderful marriage, which is refreshing and put me in a good mood and made me think about things I like in my own husband. Would those readers prefer she complain nonstop? I laughed out loud at some parts, particularly when her husband wants her to get a breast reduction because of her witty comments and writing style.
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- Mrs. T
- 08-08-14
Great listen!
If you could sum up The Longest Date in three words, what would they be?
Funny, heartwarming and ....er...good.
What was one of the most memorable moments of The Longest Date?
Without giving it away she describes a very personal and tragic thing that happened to her and her husband while on their journey to becoming parents. Gripping.
Which scene was your favorite?
I liked the chapter titled Ian's page. Its actually narrated by her husband and is so honest. Loved it.
Was there a moment in the book that particularly moved you?
Her relationship with her dog Tink and how she became a dog person over time. So sweet.
Any additional comments?
It was more heartwarming than fumy but definitely worth the listen. I will probably listen to it again. I also love listening to books that are narrated by the author. This one is a treat!
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- Jessica K.
- 11-07-18
Meh...
I found this book to be trite and outdated. Except for the heavier part about her unfortunate miscarriage, this book was closer to a Sex and The City spin off than I wanted. Cutsie, simplistic, and with a stuck-in-the-nineties mindset, this is a collection of short stories written by a rich lady in LA. I gave two stars for performance because her mouth made, well, a lot of noise. Lots of clammy smacking noises in her speaking, especially towards the beginning (or maybe I got used to it?). Anyway, a solid meh.
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- hayhaybk
- 05-12-14
Not for me.
This book wasn’t for you, but who do you think might enjoy it more?
I love books about women taking the plunge into marriage or contemplating babies, I thought I would be into this book. I was also a huge fan of Sex and the City and thought Cindy Chupack would be entertaining. This book annoyed me so badly that I reached a point where I decided I can't listen to the rest. First of all Cindy Chupack has a really irritating voice to listen to, and sounds like she has a speech impediment. Not to judge anyone with a lisp, but honestly, if you know you have this issue, hire someone to read your book! Secondly, the whole book is just her gushing about how perfect her husband is and how well they get along. It's boring, and the tale is not unique. Congrats on being in love Cindy. Not sure we needed a whole book about it....
How could the performance have been better?
Read by someone else.
What reaction did this book spark in you? Anger, sadness, disappointment?
Annoyance.
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