
The Man Book
Booze, Boobs, and Baseball - A Kick-Ass Guide
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Kevin T. Collins
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By:
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Otto DeFay
About this listen
This book contains everything you need to know to be a man. Everything. It will prepare you for every situation you can imagine, from the office to the bedroom. It will improve your life no matter what you're doing...whether you're in a bar, in a fight, in a wedding, in an argument, at a game, at work, or in a stranger's bed.
It's time to be a man. Listen to this book.
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Editorial reviews
If you're insecure about your masculinity, Otto DeFay can provide helpful tips on how to become a true dude. Not sure which female pop star to ogle? Want a more creative name for your penis? Need some good old-fashioned jokes about dumb blondes? Kevin T. Collins will help with all your manly needs. He's sympathetic and informative when listing all the important facts about sports and booze you'll need to know to be a real guy, and sardonic when describing how to deal with the nagging ball and chain. Listen to The Man Book and you'll laugh and learn, bro.