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Narrated by:
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Chris MacDonnell
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Clive Barker
About this listen
From the man who has brought you 20 books of dark fiction and fantasy, unforgettable horror movies such Hellraiser and Candyman, and countless paintings and illustrations, this is the first-ever collection of Clive Barker's nonfiction. Representing nearly 30 years of writing, The Painter, the Creature, and the Father of Lies covers the inspirations for his works, insights into the creative process, and musings on art and the horror genre. Not currently scheduled to be published anywhere else, don t miss this landmark collection from a modern master of horror and dark fantasy.
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Table of Contents:
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Traumatized by the bombing of Dresden at the time he had been imprisoned, Pilgrim drifts through all events and history, sometimes deeply implicated, sometimes a witness. He is surrounded by Vonnegut's usual large cast of continuing characters (notably here the hack science fiction writer Kilgore Trout and the alien Tralfamadorians, who oversee his life and remind him constantly that there is no causation, no order, no motive to existence).
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Original cast members from the beloved TV series, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, reunite for an all-new adventure about connections that never die—even if you bury them. A decade has passed since the epic final battle that concluded Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV). The game-changing spell that gave power to all potential Slayers persists. With new Slayers constantly emerging, things are looking grim for the bad guys.
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A dream come true
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But Jason Asano is settling into his new life. Now, a contest draws young elites to the city of Greenstone to compete for a grand prize. Jason must gather a band of companions if he is to stand a chance against the best the world has to offer. While the young adventurers are caught up in competition, the city leaders deal with revelations of betrayal as a vast and terrible enemy is revealed. Although Jason seems uninvolved, he has unknowingly crossed the enemy’s path before.
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Contrary to common reviews
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Weaving tales of the everyday world transformed into an unrecognizable place, where reason no longer exists and logic ceases to explain the workings of the universe, Clive Barker provides the stuff of nightmares in packages too tantalizing to resist. This first volume contains the short stories : "The Book of Blood," "The Midnight Meat Train," "The Yattering and Jack," "Sex, Death, and Starshine," and "In the Hills, the Cities,"
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The Vampire Archives is the biggest, hungriest, undeadliest collection of vampire stories, as well as the most comprehensive bibliography of vampire fiction ever assembled. Dark, stormy, and delicious, once it sinks its teeth into you there’s no escape.
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What listeners say about The Painter, the Creature, and the Father of Lies
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- O.
- 09-08-24
Impeccable English in Interviews, Etc. by Horror Legend
Clive gave us the elegant, absolutely horrific Hellraiser Cenobites, and the unbeatable masterpieces The Books of Blood. Over the years he's released sweeping epics and bizarre but heartfelt stories loved by some and hated by others (Coldheart Canyon, Mr. B. Gone). When he speaks he makes art. If you love his writing and speaking, you'll get a very big dose of it all in this audiobook.
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- Janalyn
- 12-16-19
Never thought Clive Barker would have me LMAO
From the very first story the scene and the beast I was laughing so much. What a great guy Clyde barker must be tell all the stories to be told in a book for public consumption. This anthology was hilarious and you are totally missing out if you do not read it!
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- John R. Bush
- 05-15-23
Candid Thoughts from Mr. Barker
I wasnt sure about this purchase until about 10 minutes in. i was hooked. Its like a "Behind The Scenes" look at all his works, plus Clive explaining how he thinks, he creates, etc. Any Clive Barker fan needs to hear this.
Narration was exceptional.
wonderful listen.
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- Darren
- 07-18-15
Collection of notes from Clive Barker
Would you listen to The Painter, the Creature, and the Father of Lies again? Why?
Yes I would, becasue it was a great collection of notes and insights on various books and projects Clive Barker has written over the course of his career. Very good to go back over this in time for the sake of reference.
What did you like best about this story?
I like all the insights I gleamed on the various books and movies Clive Barker has been involved with. Interesting to know more on the authors thoughts on some of the best horror books I have read.
What does Chris MacDonnell bring to the story that you wouldn’t experience if you just read the book?
Chris MacDonnell brings a great reading voice, to be honest. He is perfectly suited to this book as he reads in and English accent which corresponds with the author's own accent. For me gives a more cohesive feel to the narration.
Did you have an extreme reaction to this book? Did it make you laugh or cry?
I did laugh in some points learning the authors thoughts and musings. Very stimulating.
Any additional comments?
If you are in any way a fan of the author Clive Barker I recommend you read this book, it's full of fansinating insights on nearly all the works Barker has done (and all in his own words). Highly recommended.
I give this unbiased review in return for a copy of the book.
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- M.Biblioswine
- 03-16-24
It goes on and on
I did enjoy hearing many short pieces in which Clive Barker describes his relationship to horror fiction, art and movie making. But it does go on and on and on. The reader's performance is solid.
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