
The Persian Penguin
Poached Parody (The Lizard Fifth, Book 3)
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James Scott Spaid
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Private detective Dean Diamond and his partner, Simon Mills, are hired by the beautiful Mrs. Lavender to track down her sister’s brutish boyfriend, Lenny King. Diamond is dubious, but the pair take the case, and when both Mills and King wind up in body bags within 24 hours, Diamond realizes that there is far more to this case than Lavender had let on.
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- B.McGrath
- 04-30-22
too close
What a twisted suspenseful tale. That was too close for comfort. Dean almost becomes a casualty!!!! Careful who you trust!!! I voluntarily listened to a free copy of this and am giving an honest review. The narrator did a great job bringing the characters and story to life.
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