The Problem with Pixies
A Witchy Romantic Urban Fantasy Novella (Homesteader Hearth Witch, Book 1)
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Rebecca Brokaw-Sands
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Kat Healy
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A pixie-infested farmhouse.
A pain-in-the-butt familiar.
A hunky lumberjack shifter.
Not at all what a witch on the run like me expects to find in small-town Redbud, Indiana, but life’s been throwing me a bunch of curveballs lately.
Most recently? Discovering a demonic curse on the family grimoire sucking the magic straight out of my coven’s hearts. 10 out of 10 do not recommend, and there’s only one thing an uninitiated witch like me can do.
Steal it.
Get that spell book as far away from my family and the rival coven who cursed it, hide it, and figure out how to break the curse. Preferably before it decides to infect me. Or those hellhound trackers hunt me down.
Say goodbye to carefree afternoon teas and hello to a new identity, a new town, absolutely no distractions—including that gorgeous bad-boy shifter with his own hidden past—and a secret place to work. So those overly curious, gossiping pixies currently infesting my new farmhouse? They gotta go. Tonight.
A new witch is in town, and I’m on a mission.
Scroll up and click “Buy Now” if you like cottagecore with an edge, slow-burn forbidden romance, sassy sidekicks, demonic baddies, found family, small towns, humor, the occasional cozy vibe, and (eventually) a fae king. The Problem with Pixies is the first of Misty and Sawyer’s adventures in the Homesteader Hearth Witch series.
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Two astronomers have detected a strange, pulsing signal from deep space. Within hours, the US government goes into lockdown, restricting airspace and scrubbing scientific data. Was the signal an intercepted communication revealing alarming plans for an enemy’s military strike? Or has humanity at long last found proof of extraterrestrial life?
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it did a good job keep me listening but disappointed at the ending
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Jazz Bashara is a criminal. Well, sort of. Life on Artemis, the first and only city on the moon, is tough if you're not a rich tourist or an eccentric billionaire. So smuggling in the occasional harmless bit of contraband barely counts, right? Not when you've got debts to pay and your job as a porter barely covers the rent. Everything changes when Jazz sees the chance to commit the perfect crime, with a reward too lucrative to turn down.
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A ferrari with no motor
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- Jon The Killer
- 09-07-24
A great voice!
This is not my usual fare, however, having gotten to know the narrator (or marginally familiarized myself with the fun she seems to have in the booth) via her social media presence, her excitement for this project drew me in. It’s delightfully different from what I’m used to, and the joy that Ms. Sands is obviously feeling as she narrates seeps through every word. Her characterization and style adds a layer of fun to the story, and has me very uncharacteristically looking forward to what’s next. I don’t know what to say about the story, not knowing the world of fairies or fae, witches or shifters, except to say that it was engrossing and interesting, so bring on book 2!
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- Danielle Toscano
- 12-11-24
An enjoyable series
The story hit most points of the genres I like so I downloaded it on kindle and I was surprised that I enjoyed it as much as I did. Light hearted, whimsical and a bit of sass/snark, Having a talented narrator is icing on the cake. I hope the additional books in the series come to audible soon!
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- Kindle Customer
- 11-08-24
Unique and fun!!
I thoroughly enjoyed the story and the narrator. I would love more of the books to be recorded and available on audible!
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- becky
- 12-09-24
Wonderful
I really enjoyed this book. I can't wait for the second book to come to Audible. I have read all the books but I have really enjoyed listening as well.
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