The Problem with Pixies
A Witchy Romantic Urban Fantasy Novella (Homesteader Hearth Witch, Book 1)
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A pixie-infested farmhouse.
A pain-in-the-butt familiar.
A hunky lumberjack shifter.
Not at all what a witch on the run like me expects to find in small-town Redbud, Indiana, but life’s been throwing me a bunch of curveballs lately.
Most recently? Discovering a demonic curse on the family grimoire sucking the magic straight out of my coven’s hearts. 10 out of 10 do not recommend, and there’s only one thing an uninitiated witch like me can do.
Steal it.
Get that spell book as far away from my family and the rival coven who cursed it, hide it, and figure out how to break the curse. Preferably before it decides to infect me. Or those hellhound trackers hunt me down.
Say goodbye to carefree afternoon teas and hello to a new identity, a new town, absolutely no distractions—including that gorgeous bad-boy shifter with his own hidden past—and a secret place to work. So those overly curious, gossiping pixies currently infesting my new farmhouse? They gotta go. Tonight.
A new witch is in town, and I’m on a mission.
Scroll up and click “Buy Now” if you like cottagecore with an edge, slow-burn forbidden romance, sassy sidekicks, demonic baddies, found family, small towns, humor, the occasional cozy vibe, and (eventually) a fae king. The Problem with Pixies is the first of Misty and Sawyer’s adventures in the Homesteader Hearth Witch series.
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Dragons Of Fate
- By Mel Dex on 09-18-24
By: Julia Mills
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The Book Witch
- Magic in Chancellor, Book 5
- By: Melanie Karsak
- Narrated by: Robin Leigh
- Length: 3 hrs and 34 mins
- Unabridged
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They say opposites attract, but there have never been two more opposite people than Stone Schneider and me. Stone, the brawny owner of the Chancellor Brewery and Biergarten, is my definition of nemesis. His noisy pub is a constant source of irritation. Where my bookshop brings beauty and stories to the world, Stone brings a Friday-night cover band. Even though Stone has the most adorable, bookish child on the planet, that handsome tapster and I cannot find a way to get along. If Stone could stop being annoying for five seconds, I might ask him out.
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A Lighthearted Fairy Tale Type Modern Story
- By Georgia McNabb on 10-25-23
By: Melanie Karsak
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Familiar Spirits
- Twilight Hollow Witchy Cozy Mysteries, Book 1
- By: Sara Christene
- Narrated by: Kylie Tippetts
- Length: 3 hrs and 26 mins
- Unabridged
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Welcome to Twilight Hollow, WA, a small forest town with three resident witches. Adelaide O’Shea runs the Toasty Bean, imbuing her coffee and tea with warm, cozy magic. When a black cat crosses her path, she worries her new pet might be unlucky, and her suspicions are confirmed when the next thing in her path is a dead man with her phone number in his pocket.
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I loved the narration! It brought the characters to life!
- By Jeanine Gardiner on 10-04-24
By: Sara Christene
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Rune of the Witch
- The Other Witch Series
- By: Heather G. Harris
- Narrated by: Alyse Gibbs
- Length: 2 hrs and 2 mins
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When my most hated enemy, Bastion, comes to me for help I tell him to take a long walk off a short pier. I’m not helping the griffin assassin that once killed my lover. But when the Crone visits my coven, she tells me that I have to help him find his daughter or else I won’t achieve my full potential.
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Interesting novella
- By Amanda Larsen on 06-12-24
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Unbound
- Cursed Trilogy, Book 1
- By: Betty Legend
- Narrated by: Leanne Woodward, Xander Marceaux
- Length: 4 hrs and 50 mins
- Unabridged
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I had no idea how beautiful and terrifying my life was about to become. Living as an independent artist in New York, I was soon faced with the new knowledge of my powers, a curse, and how bonding with five sexy-as-sin supernaturals would break that curse. One by one they found me—Fae, Warlock, Demon, Wolf shifter, Vampire. I'm their mate. Their equal. Their perfect match. The one to unbind them from their curse. Heart, body, and soul, I'm meant to be theirs. Theirs to share. Theirs to love.
By: Betty Legend
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Riding with The Grizzly
- Devil's Pack MC, Book 1
- By: Luna Wilder
- Narrated by: Mark Stiehl, Shayr Guthrie
- Length: 2 hrs and 9 mins
- Unabridged
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As President of the Devil’s Pack MC, I have a lot of responsibility on my shoulders. I look after my guys and this town. The only thing that I stay away from is the Midnight Rebel MC and their side of town. That is, until I realize that they have my mate.
By: Luna Wilder
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The Curse of Orilon
- A Realms of Elswyth Standalone
- By: Willow Asteria
- Narrated by: Andria Mae
- Length: 2 hrs and 29 mins
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An apprentice herbalist enters the forest to search for a healing herb to aid her people after supplies run low due to a fae attack. When she finds the rare herb in a ring of mushrooms and steps inside her fate is sealed. The Fae King takes her through the portal to the fae realm of Orilon, and everything she has ever known is turned upside down. She must wed the Fae King who hates her to lift a centuries old curse on his people, or the fae of Orilon will be doomed for eternity.
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AMAZING!!
- By Zoe on 09-25-24
By: Willow Asteria
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Magic of Flame and Shadow
- The Witches of Moonfell, Book 1
- By: Kim Richardson
- Narrated by: Jessica Renee Ryan
- Length: 7 hrs and 54 mins
- Unabridged
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Twenty years ago, I escaped my hometown of Moonfell, a paranormal hotspot in the suburb of New York, a place hidden from human eyes. A place I swore I’d never return. But the gruesome murder of a teen werewolf brought me back. As I delve deeper into the case, I realize this was no ordinary killing. Someone or something is targeting the supernatural community. Struggling to control my powers, I find myself entangled in the drama of my neighbors.
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A mixed bag
- By Mistress of The Dark Path on 07-20-24
By: Kim Richardson
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Magical Academy for Delinquents
- Pinnacle, Book 1
- By: Ann Denton
- Narrated by: Hollie Jackson
- Length: 14 hrs and 42 mins
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No one wants to be sent to Academie Metamorphose, the magical academy for delinquents. No one but me. I've purposely gotten kicked out of three prestigious academies. It's taken two and a half years. Finally, I'm about to get put into their reform program. And I'm thrilled. I'm excited because this academy is the perfect recruiting ground for what I need: a force, a detonator, and a tock with loose morals and an affinity for breaking the rules. I need a powerful, heartless crew because I'm about to pull off the magical heist of the century.
By: Ann Denton
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Earth Spells Are Easy
- The Grimoires of a Middle-Aged Witch Series, Book 1
- By: Renee George
- Narrated by: Autumn Brandt
- Length: 5 hrs and 10 mins
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As a forty-three-year-old, newly divorced, single mom, I know two things for certain: starting over sucks, and magic isn’t real. At least that’s what I thought. I mean, starting over really does stink, but when it comes to magic, I have to rethink everything. My garden gnome Linda has come to life. No, really. Her name is Linda, and she never shuts up. A chonky cat with a few secrets of his own has adopted me. And a gorgeous professor of the occult tells me I’m a witch.
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ok this series looks like
- By Diny123 on 06-28-22
By: Renee George
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Hooked
- A Vampire Blood Courtesans Romance
- By: Selena Kitt, Michelle Fox
- Narrated by: Holly Hackett
- Length: 6 hrs and 37 mins
- Unabridged
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Poppy swore she’d never be with a vampire again, but she’s beginning to think there might be one exception. Poppy withdrew into the Alaskan wilderness to escape the immortals who wanted to drain her life, her will, her very soul...but when her long-lost sister reaches out with a desperate plea, Poppy knows she'll do anything to save her. Even accepting the help of a bold, brash, and far-too-fetching vampire stranger.
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Great book
- By arlc on 04-15-20
By: Selena Kitt, and others
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Five Steps Ahead
- An Age Gap Forced Proximity Romantic Suspense (Dark Shadows, Book 1)
- By: Samantha Baca
- Narrated by: Marcus Barton
- Length: 7 hrs and 19 mins
- Unabridged
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I had one job. One responsibility. Lust wasn't a distraction that I had time for, and love was even further off the table. My career was demanding and required my undivided attention which left little time for romance. But when my sister went missing after meeting a guy from the same dating app as the beautiful way too young for me college student that I had been assigned to protect, everything changed.
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Marcus Barton does a great job in this character!
- By Cathy Jackson on 10-10-24
By: Samantha Baca
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Unbreak Me
- By: C.A. Grieco
- Narrated by: Nicole Fikes, Brandon Francis
- Length: 4 hrs and 27 mins
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Claire Andrews spends her entire life desperately trying to save her little brother from the demons of their past. After he takes his own life, she knows the only way she can survive the pain is to get far away from their hometown. When her boss offers her the opportunity to start fresh in another state, she jumps at the chance. Not realizing she's heading straight into the path of a man who has sworn off love.
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Short sweet dramatic
- By Ashley Miller on 11-14-24
By: C.A. Grieco
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- Jon The Killer
- 09-07-24
A great voice!
This is not my usual fare, however, having gotten to know the narrator (or marginally familiarized myself with the fun she seems to have in the booth) via her social media presence, her excitement for this project drew me in. It’s delightfully different from what I’m used to, and the joy that Ms. Sands is obviously feeling as she narrates seeps through every word. Her characterization and style adds a layer of fun to the story, and has me very uncharacteristically looking forward to what’s next. I don’t know what to say about the story, not knowing the world of fairies or fae, witches or shifters, except to say that it was engrossing and interesting, so bring on book 2!
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- Kindle Customer
- 11-08-24
Unique and fun!!
I thoroughly enjoyed the story and the narrator. I would love more of the books to be recorded and available on audible!
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