
Fangs for Nothing
The Nevermore Murder Club and Smutty Book Coven, Book 1
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Narrated by:
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Kylie Stewart
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Justin Hill
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By:
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Steffanie Holmes
He's a hot, grumpy, reclusive vampire, and the last thing he wants is an interfering human tidying his castle… until her.
Lord Alaric Valerian has a problem. His mother is visiting his castle for the first time, but she doesn't know that Alaric has filled every room with his centuries of artistic passions and creative pursuits.
Desperate, he hires professional organizer Winnie Preston to help him tame the mess. But Alaric isn't prepared for bubbly, passionate Winnie to show up at his castle and ram a metaphorical stake through his cold, vampire heart. Winnie sets his fangs on edge, but the more closely he works with her, the more he wishes she could be his.
So when Alaric's mother arrives with a new bride-to-be in tow, Alaric convinces Winnie to pretend to be his fiance. He may be causing all kinds of scandal in the vampire court by being engaged to a human, but at least he doesn't have to give up his reclusive life.
But Winnie still doesn't know Alaric's a vampire, and Alaric doesn't count on Winnie's meddling book club pinning him for a mysterious murder in the village. Will their maybe-not-so-fake-marriage survive once Winnie discovers the monster that lurks beneath his fangs?
Fangs for Nothing is a kooky, spooky, vampire romance full to the cauldron-brim with fake dating, a meddling smutty book club, murder and mystery aplenty, endless cups of tea, quirky characters, and a broody vampire with an ass so fine, Geralt of Rivia comes to him for fitness tips.
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Winnie’s issues
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Yeah it was a cliff hanger, but a dumb one.
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The twists and turns….
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Sooooo much better than the book
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Love the story!
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