
Fangs for Nothing
The Nevermore Murder Club and Smutty Book Coven, Book 1
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Narrated by:
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Kylie Stewart
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Justin Hill
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By:
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Steffanie Holmes
About this listen
He's a hot, grumpy, reclusive vampire, and the last thing he wants is an interfering human tidying his castle… until her.
Lord Alaric Valerian has a problem. His mother is visiting his castle for the first time, but she doesn't know that Alaric has filled every room with his centuries of artistic passions and creative pursuits.
Desperate, he hires professional organizer Winnie Preston to help him tame the mess. But Alaric isn't prepared for bubbly, passionate Winnie to show up at his castle and ram a metaphorical stake through his cold, vampire heart. Winnie sets his fangs on edge, but the more closely he works with her, the more he wishes she could be his.
So when Alaric's mother arrives with a new bride-to-be in tow, Alaric convinces Winnie to pretend to be his fiance. He may be causing all kinds of scandal in the vampire court by being engaged to a human, but at least he doesn't have to give up his reclusive life.
But Winnie still doesn't know Alaric's a vampire, and Alaric doesn't count on Winnie's meddling book club pinning him for a mysterious murder in the village. Will their maybe-not-so-fake-marriage survive once Winnie discovers the monster that lurks beneath his fangs?
Fangs for Nothing is a kooky, spooky, vampire romance full to the cauldron-brim with fake dating, a meddling smutty book club, murder and mystery aplenty, endless cups of tea, quirky characters, and a broody vampire with an ass so fine, Geralt of Rivia comes to him for fitness tips.
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When my absentee father returns to inform me of my true heritage, the way to figuring out this new reality of being half blood-sucker is a secret paranormal University nestled in England's misty forests. It specializes in control and focus for beings like me and those whose default setting is trouble. When I step through MistHallow University's hidden gates, I'm plunged into a world of ancient power and forbidden desires. As my dormant powers awaken, so does a hunger I can't control, and I fall under the spell of four otherworldly men who give trouble a whole new meaning.
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Holy Sh*t!
- By Haeley on 04-27-25
By: Eve Newton
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The Four
- By: Katelyn Young
- Narrated by: Emma Kaye
- Length: 4 hrs and 6 mins
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Princess Kiera knows that one day she will be auctioned away in an arranged marriage, but she never imagined that her fiancés would be vampires. When people from the Kingdom of Zayn go missing, Kiera’s father, King Zachariah, arranges for Kiera to marry one of The Four rulers of Vampira. This marriage will end the kidnappings and unite the two kingdoms. As per the rules of the engagement, Princess Kiera is given one month to decide which of The Four she will marry. Kiera wants to be a righteous ruler. She also wants to marry for love. Each of her four suitors has something unique to offer her.
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Good story
- By J Young on 03-25-25
By: Katelyn Young
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Not Her Villain
- Love at All Cost
- By: Irene Bahrd
- Narrated by: Dahlia Summers, Will M. Watt, Paige Reisenfeld
- Length: 7 hrs and 52 mins
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Benedict Turner has made a name for himself dismantling smaller publishing houses and destroying authors’ careers in the process. When the flirtatious Brit agrees to a quick interview for my book research, the last thing I expect is the charming, sexy billionaire to sweep me off my feet. Despite being a walking red flag who doesn’t like pineapple on pizza, considers a nightly run a good time, and insisting soccer is football, he isn’t the morally gray man I thought he would be.
By: Irene Bahrd
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How to Fall in Love with a Demon
- Deceit & Devotion, Book 1
- By: Lola Glass
- Narrated by: Jack Calihan, Kit Swann
- Length: 6 hrs and 56 mins
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It was an average day . . . until a gorgeous demon waltzed into my coffee shop and asked me to be his mate. I jokingly agreed, but he was serious. And now I'm mated to him. Permanently. He drinks lust to survive, so that makes me his immortal meal. If that wasn't bad enough, he's just gotten out of prison. Because I accidentally bound myself to him, I automatically take responsibility for keeping him on the right side of the law.
By: Lola Glass
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Alpha's Burden
- Rejecting Fates, Book 1
- By: Luna Lark
- Narrated by: Jarman Day, June deBorahae
- Length: 10 hrs and 8 mins
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Being bonded to Caden Blackburn used to be all I dreamed of. Those dreams were crushed the moment this pack branded my entire bloodline traitors for challenging his father. Life in Silver Falls isn't easy. As the only packmate unable to shift, I'm considered broken. No one wants a useless mate. Especially not Caden. Imperfections don't fit within the rigid way he rules our pack as alpha. I never thought he'd look at me with anything other than fury until our bond awakens.
By: Luna Lark
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Magic and Mayhem
- The Corrupt Carnival
- By: T.R. Oldin
- Narrated by: M.K. Blackwood, Sean Masters
- Length: 4 hrs and 30 mins
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I knew the world was bigger than the small town I grew up in, but discovering just how large it really is might send me into a spiral. Demons exist, and not only that, they have a carnival they run on Earth, full of the most vile people crafting deals to further their bad deeds. And yet, it’s in this tent of sin that I find my savior. With a deal sealed by a kiss, I’m sworn protection by the most fearsome creature I have ever laid eyes on. The only problem is, I’m not sure he can protect me from his world too.
By: T.R. Oldin
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Queen of Clubs
- A High Roller Omegas Novel
- By: Alisha Williams
- Narrated by: Celia Stone, Connor Brown
- Length: 13 hrs and 28 mins
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My whole life, there was never a place I called my home. Because home wasn't a place to me; it was a person. Three people, to be exact. Everett, Griffin, and Zane. Three boys who always protected me against the harsh reality of our world. That is, until they aged out of the system before me. All the promises that were made were then broken. They left me behind and made a name for themselves as rock stars and never looked back. The next few years left me broken and closed off until it was my turn to leave. I had nothing and nowhere to go. That was until I found High Roller omegas.
By: Alisha Williams
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The Other Side of the Mirror
- The Mirrored Trilogy, Book 1
- By: Dana Evyn
- Narrated by: Meg Sylvan, John Masterson
- Length: 10 hrs and 45 mins
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Seven years after her family's murders, Eva is attacked by a magical creature and abducted to the faerie realm. When a handsome fae saves her, Bash reveals that he must bring Eva to her faerie soulmate to stop a world-ending Curse. She relents, but only for the opportunity to find answers about her parents' deaths.
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Fun listen!
- By Heidi S. on 04-22-25
By: Dana Evyn
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Folly of Incompetence
- The Undead Detective Files, Book 1
- By: Shelby Rhodes
- Narrated by: Lance West
- Length: 11 hrs and 23 mins
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Now, the story picks up months after the end of The Undead Detective Agency, and my crew is dealing with the aftermath of...well, you know what. So, of course, I, the loving, amazing boss that I am, decided that it was time for a vacation—a fun duck-related vacation. And after hinting at resorting to possible friendnapping, I got my way!
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Octavius’s newest hyper-fixation
- By read b00ks on 04-25-25
By: Shelby Rhodes
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The Kingdom of Ruin
- Heir Academy, Book 1
- By: KC Kean
- Narrated by: Willa Jaymes, Kieran Regan
- Length: 9 hrs and 54 mins
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Once upon a time, a wondrous Kingdom flourished under the reign of its proud Fae king and his family. All was not as it seemed when poisonous schemes and utter betrayal led to the downfall of an empire. Sixteen years have since passed, the lands now lay in ruin, and crime prevails despite the will of the Council. Their mission becomes clear: produce an heir and unite the Kingdom to restore its former glory.
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Willa James!!!! Delicious;)
- By Larisa Garrett on 09-22-24
By: KC Kean
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Ink & Stardust
- Ink & Ashes
- By: Melissa Toppen
- Narrated by: Ali Townsend
- Length: 7 hrs and 45 mins
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It had a good laugh when I found my boyfriend of four years in bed with my best friend. It was rolling on the floor when the same backstabbing beasts stole my dream school, landing me in a different state, where I didn’t know a single soul. You’d think after all that, it’d cut me a break, right? Wrong. Enter its next jest, and this one’s a doozy. Kai Elliot. Campus womanizer. Self-proclaimed bad boy. And the new bane of my existence—but not for the reason you might think.
By: Melissa Toppen
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Mates: Posy
- Five Fangs, Book 1
- By: Mary Ann Weir
- Narrated by: Ariel Royce, Christopher Rourke
- Length: 10 hrs and 55 mins
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Posy's sure she won't live to see her next birthday, yet every morning she rises with the sun and hopes for something to change - and it finally does when Alpha Kendall Briggs' madness draws the attention of the Werewolf King. He sends five alphas to investigate. Five alphas who burst into Posy's life with the most delicious scents she ever imagined.
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There’s Slow Burn, and then there’s “Turtle-Slow Burn”
- By The Lone Trekkie on 05-14-24
By: Mary Ann Weir
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A Dead and Stormy Night
- By: Steffanie Holmes
- Narrated by: Gabrielle Baker
- Length: 8 hrs and 47 mins
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After being fired from her fashion internship in New York City, Mina Wilde decides it's time to reevaluate her life. She returns to the quaint English village where she grew up to take a job at the local bookshop, hoping that being surrounded by great literature will help her heal from a devastating blow. But Mina soon discovers her life is stranger than fiction - a mysterious curse on the bookshop brings fictional characters to life in lust-worthy bodies.
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Interesting Storyline
- By Kindle Customer on 04-09-22
By: Steffanie Holmes
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- Caitlin Kuzia
- 05-02-25
Adorable Twisty Fun
I love the wit and the handful of twists in the story. Definitely is one of those semi predictable books, but I enjoyed it. can't wait to follow the series.
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- Amie Thompson
- 03-26-25
Unsatisfying
Loose ends left… the reason for them to part is never addressed, The reunion is sloppy and “meh.” I could never become a vampire, I will never make you a vampire! Ok, let’s do this?
Yeah it was a cliff hanger, but a dumb one.
Too munch information dumped in the last 5 minutes.
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