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  • The Red-Headed Pilgrim

  • By: Kevin Maloney
  • Narrated by: Tim Paige
  • Length: 4 hrs and 56 mins
  • 4.6 out of 5 stars (5 ratings)

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The Red-Headed Pilgrim

By: Kevin Maloney
Narrated by: Tim Paige
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On a sunny day in a business park near Portland, Oregon, forty-two-year-old web developer Kevin Maloney is in the throes of an existential crisis that finds him shoeless in a field of Queen Anne's lace, reflecting on the tumultuous events that brought him to this moment. Growing up in the suburbs, young Kevin suffered "a psychological break that ripped me from my humdrum existence" mainlining high fructose corn syrup and episodes of The Golden Girls. Thus begins a journey of hard-earned insights and sexual awakening that takes Kevin from angst-ridden Beaverton to the beaches of San Diego, a frontier-themed roadside attraction in Helena, Montana, and a hermetic shack on an organic lettuce farm.

Everything changes when Kevin falls in love with Wendy. After a chance tarot reading lands them on the frigid coast of Maine, their lives are unsettled by the birth of their daughter, Zoë, whose sudden presence is oftentimes terrifying, frequently disturbing, and yet—miraculously—always wondrous.

The Red-Headed Pilgrim is an irresistible novel of misadventure and new beginnings, of wanderlust and bad decisions, of parenthood and divorce, and of the heartfelt truths we unearth when we least expect it.

©2023 Kevin Maloney (P)2023 HighBridge, a division of Recorded Books
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Laugh, cringe, relate

Hilarious from page 1, The Red Headed Pilgrim will take you laughing and cringing through that second childhood known as your twenties, to that third childhood that is certainly thirty-something, to being a semi grown-up that still doesn't know quite what's going on. Will we ever?

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Made me laugh a lot, made me cry a little

I loved this book! Very funny, also sad, and brutally honest. I thoroughly enjoyed Kevin's story.

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