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Good World War
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Let's face it: Selfie pictures aren't going away anytime soon. In fact we can all admit we have taken some of these photos ourselves and posted them to Facebook, Myspace, Twitter, or Google. You can post a sweet selfie picture pretty much anywhere.
Now, not all selfie pictures are awesome. You can't help but laugh at some of the selfie shots that have made the list. You can try to take one of these selfie shots, or you can laugh with us as we make fun of some of them. So let's get into it.
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