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Next Level Basic

The Definitive Basic Bitch Handbook

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Next Level Basic

By: Stassi Schroeder
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Discover how to embrace your best basic self in this laugh-out-loud funny guide from the breakout star of Bravo’s hit reality show Vanderpump Rules, perfect for fans of the relatable and entertaining books by the Betches and Andi Dorfman.

Millions of Vanderpump Rules viewers and podcast listeners know Stassi Schroeder as a major defender of basic bitch rights. There’s nothing more boring than people who take themselves too seriously or think you have to be pretentious to be cool. Stassi champions the things that many of us are afraid to love publicly for fear of being labeled basic: lattes, pugs, bubbly cocktails, millennial pink, #OOTD (outfit of the day, obvs), astrology, hot dogs, the perfect pair of Louboutins, romantic comedies...the list goes on and on.

This audiobook is for people tired of pretending they would rather see a Daniel Day-Lewis movie about sewing or read War and Peace than watch a Saw marathon or listen to...well, this audiobook!

In Next Level Basic, the reality star, podcast queen, and ranch dressing expert gives you hilarious and pointed lessons on how to have fun and celebrate yourself, with exclusive stories from her own life and on the set of Vanderpump Rules. From her very public breakups to her most intimate details about her plastic surgery, Stassi shares her own personal experiences with her trademark honesty - all with the hope you can learn something from them.

©2019 Stassi Schroeder (P)2019 Simon & Schuster
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High expectations, totally not disappointed.

Stassi is my favorite part of Vanderpump rules. I was extremely wary about listening to this book because sometimes reality stars books are lackluster. But this book is 100% Stassi. It’s well paced and a nice easy listen for a few car rides.

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Oomph Terrible

I didn’t want to believe the bad reviews so stubbornly I purchased. They are absolutely true. I wanted to love this book, but I couldn’t. It may be best for a woman in her early 20s or a true basic bitch.

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Great read would read it again

My partner and i like it we hope more people read it we have been waiting for it to come out and we like listening to it!! Phillip & Ron

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Surprisingly relatable

I thought this would be a guilty pleasure but it ended up being super relatable and was full of different topics and stories any woman in her early 30’s will probably relate to. I actually met the author once so I knew she was friendly but this book really puts her in a totally down to earth kinda light. Highly recommend listening over reading!

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Love!!! Funny !!

The quintessential millennial female hand book. Love Stassi, she keeps it real. Good book for a first time author. Hope to read a 2nd book by Stassi.

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Embrace Your Inner Basic B

Stassi Schroeder's book is light, funny, and honest. She not only talks about what it takes to be a basic b, but she also let's readers know that at the end of the day, she's just a normal person. She admits to her mess ups in life and even gives encouragement to be who you truly are. Viewers of the show who love Stassi will enjoy this book. There is not much Vanderpump Rules talk, but she definitely makes up for it with her hilarious stories from her past experiences. I could not stop listening to this book and recommend it for those fellow Starbucks drinking, wine loving, primary b's.

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Love!

Absolutely loved this book! If you are a Stassi fan, you will love her even more by the end of this book. She was witty, funny, heartfelt and genuine! Loved this book and wish I would have had it as a manual in middle and Highschool. So so so good!!!

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basic AF

I loved it!! I can not wait for Stassi's next book to come out. Get writing girl :)

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♥️Basic Bitch at 50!

I loved this audiobook! I must admit, I am a huge fan of Vanderpump Rules, but Stassi you are always so entertaining, and your realness shines through. Continue your writing, I can’t wait for your next book!

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Basic Bitch from KC

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Total must read

I absolutely loved this book. Once again Stassi tells it how it is in the best way possible. I will probably listen to it again. Seriously, the only downside is that I finished it in one day. Be you. Be basic. But the dang book.

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