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Lauren Fortgang
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By:
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Max Wirestone
About this listen
For fans of The Guild, New Girl, Scott Pilgrim, Big Bang Theory, Veronica Mars, or anyone who has ever geeked out about something.
The odds of Dahlia successfully navigating adulthood are 3,720 to one. But never tell her the odds.
Meet Dahlia Moss, the reigning queen of unfortunate decision making in the St. Louis area. Unemployed, broke, and on her last bowl of ramen, she's not living her best life. But that's all about to change.
Before Dahlia can make her life any messier on her own, she's offered a job. A job that she's woefully underqualified for. A job that will lead her to a murder, an MMORPG, and possibly a fella (or two?).
Turns out unfortunate decisions abound, and she's just the girl to deal with them.
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- MT
- 03-02-18
Very funny
Very funny, wonderful characters, and a good mystery to boot. Narration is excrellent a well.
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- David D. Van Rheenen
- 03-07-16
reminiscent of an early Janet Evanovich
it was a nice little lighthearted book. it reminded me very much of the early Stephanie Plum novels
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