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The War Prayer

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The War Prayer

By: Mark Twain
Narrated by: John Greenman
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This short story by Mark Twain was not published until 1916, six years after his death in 1910, because his family considered it too scandalous. After all, what could be more scandalous then attacking religion and war. Narrator John Greenman takes us inside that church as the preacher beseeches God to grant them victory and protect our troops when a stranger appears.

Public Domain (P)2013 John Greenman
Anthologies Anthologies & Short Stories Classics Short Stories War & Military War
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