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Henry H. Neff
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An unforgettable, high-stakes, laugh-out-loud funny novel, The Witchstone blends the merciless humor of The Good Place with the spellbinding fantasy of Neil Gaiman’s American Gods.
Meet Laszlo, eight-hundred-year-old demon and Hell’s least productive Curse Keeper. From his office beneath Midtown, he oversees the Drakeford Curse, which involves a pathetic family upstate and a mysterious black monolith. It’s a sexy enough assignment—colonial origins, mutating victims, et cetera—but Laszlo has no interest in maximizing the curse’s potential; he’d rather sunbathe in Ibiza, quaff martinis, and hustle the hustlers on Manhattan’s subway. Unfortunately, his division has new management, and Laszlo’s ratings are so abysmal that he’s given six days to shape up or he’ll be melted down and returned to the Primordial Ooze.
Meet Maggie Drakeford, nineteen-year-old Curse Bearer. All she’s ever known is the dreary corner of the Catskills where the Drakeford Curse has devoured her father’s humanity and is rapidly laying claim to her own. The future looks hopeless, until Laszlo appears at the Drakeford farmhouse one October night and informs them that they have six days—and six days only—to break the spell before it becomes permanent. Can Maggie trust the glib and handsome Laszlo? Of course not. But she also can’t pass up an opportunity to save her family, even if it means having a demon as a guide …
Thus begins a breakneck international adventure that takes our unlikely duo from a hot dog stand in Central Park to the mountains of Liechtenstein. As the clock ticks down, tough-as-nails Maggie and conniving Laszlo will uncover a secret so profound that what began as a farcical quest to break a curse will eventually threaten the very Lords of Hell.
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Everyone believes Adam to be something he’s not. Sometimes that’s because he’s told them a story. Sometimes he’s told himself one. But when Adam joins an Alaskan fishing crew that’s promising quick money, the dangerous work and harsh lifestyle strip away all fabrications and force a dark-hearted exploration of who he really is. On the unforgiving Bering Sea, Adam finds the adventure and authenticity of a fisherman’s life revelatory. The labor required to seize bounty from the ocean invigorates him, and the often crude comradery accompanies a welcome, hard-earned wisdom.
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Great Summer Read!
- By J.R. on 06-13-24
By: Matt Riordan
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The Asteroid Hunter
- A Scientist's Journey to the Dawn of Our Solar System
- By: Dante Lauretta
- Narrated by: Dante Lauretta, Sir Brian May
- Length: 7 hrs and 52 mins
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On September 11, 1999, humanity made a monumental discovery in the vastness of space. Scientists uncovered an asteroid of immense scientific importance—a colossal celestial entity. As massive as an aircraft carrier and towering as high as the iconic Empire State Building, this cosmic titan was later named Bennu. Remarkable for much more than its size, Bennu belonged to a rare breed of asteroids capable of revealing the essence of life itself. But just as Bennu became a beacon of promise, researchers identified a grave danger.
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Entertaining and Imformative
- By Quilter on 05-02-24
By: Dante Lauretta
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The Good Ones Are Taken
- By: Taj McCoy
- Narrated by: Adenrele Ojo
- Length: 9 hrs and 45 mins
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After a bad breakup, Maggie wants to find her Prince Charming, but all she’s finding are frogs. When her best friends, Savvy and Joan, apply pressure and demand she find a date worthy of attending their respective weddings, she agrees to take her own advice and try online dating. Since she's the maid of honor for both weddings, her bridal party duties are massive, but both brides insist that Maggie prioritize finding a date. After an onslaught of maybes, noes and hell noes, she’s close to giving up, when she meets a handsome doctor at the gym who just might be the one.
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Immature characters
- By Rose on 06-25-24
By: Taj McCoy
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All Our Tomorrows
- The Heirs, Book 1
- By: Catherine Bybee
- Narrated by: Meg Sylvan
- Length: 12 hrs and 4 mins
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When Chase Stone’s estranged father dies, leaving his multibillion-dollar business to his children, no one is more surprised than him. Growing up outside of the high-stakes world filled with human vultures, Chase and his sister, Alex, are less than enthusiastic about stepping into their father’s shoes. That is until they learn of a half brother they didn’t know existed, and must find to share their inheritance with.
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Incomplete book
- By Amazon Customer on 08-05-24
By: Catherine Bybee
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I Curse You with Joy
- By: Tiffany Haddish
- Narrated by: Tiffany Haddish
- Length: 8 hrs and 55 mins
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It’s been a minute since listeners last sat down with Tiffany Haddish. Since The Last Black Unicorn, Haddish has catapulted to A-List fame as the breakout star of Girls Trip. She’s walked the Oscars red carpet, released a hit stand-up special with Netflix, and made history as the first black female comedian to host Saturday Night Live and Shark Week.
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Unlistenable
- By NinjaDEMUS on 08-17-24
By: Tiffany Haddish
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Slow Dance
- A Novel
- By: Rainbow Rowell
- Narrated by: Rebecca Lowman
- Length: 11 hrs and 31 mins
- Unabridged
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They were just friends. Best friends. They spent entire summers sitting on Shiloh’s porch steps, dreaming about the future. They promised each other that, no matter what, their friendship would never change. Well, Shiloh did go to college, and Cary did join the Navy. And yet, somehow, everything changed.
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Well-written but didn't get the full effect
- By BookishMom on 10-02-24
By: Rainbow Rowell
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The North Line
- A Novel
- By: Matt Riordan
- Narrated by: Dan Bittner
- Length: 8 hrs and 32 mins
- Unabridged
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Everyone believes Adam to be something he’s not. Sometimes that’s because he’s told them a story. Sometimes he’s told himself one. But when Adam joins an Alaskan fishing crew that’s promising quick money, the dangerous work and harsh lifestyle strip away all fabrications and force a dark-hearted exploration of who he really is. On the unforgiving Bering Sea, Adam finds the adventure and authenticity of a fisherman’s life revelatory. The labor required to seize bounty from the ocean invigorates him, and the often crude comradery accompanies a welcome, hard-earned wisdom.
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Great Summer Read!
- By J.R. on 06-13-24
By: Matt Riordan
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The Asteroid Hunter
- A Scientist's Journey to the Dawn of Our Solar System
- By: Dante Lauretta
- Narrated by: Dante Lauretta, Sir Brian May
- Length: 7 hrs and 52 mins
- Unabridged
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On September 11, 1999, humanity made a monumental discovery in the vastness of space. Scientists uncovered an asteroid of immense scientific importance—a colossal celestial entity. As massive as an aircraft carrier and towering as high as the iconic Empire State Building, this cosmic titan was later named Bennu. Remarkable for much more than its size, Bennu belonged to a rare breed of asteroids capable of revealing the essence of life itself. But just as Bennu became a beacon of promise, researchers identified a grave danger.
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Entertaining and Imformative
- By Quilter on 05-02-24
By: Dante Lauretta
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The Good Ones Are Taken
- By: Taj McCoy
- Narrated by: Adenrele Ojo
- Length: 9 hrs and 45 mins
- Unabridged
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After a bad breakup, Maggie wants to find her Prince Charming, but all she’s finding are frogs. When her best friends, Savvy and Joan, apply pressure and demand she find a date worthy of attending their respective weddings, she agrees to take her own advice and try online dating. Since she's the maid of honor for both weddings, her bridal party duties are massive, but both brides insist that Maggie prioritize finding a date. After an onslaught of maybes, noes and hell noes, she’s close to giving up, when she meets a handsome doctor at the gym who just might be the one.
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Immature characters
- By Rose on 06-25-24
By: Taj McCoy
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All Our Tomorrows
- The Heirs, Book 1
- By: Catherine Bybee
- Narrated by: Meg Sylvan
- Length: 12 hrs and 4 mins
- Unabridged
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When Chase Stone’s estranged father dies, leaving his multibillion-dollar business to his children, no one is more surprised than him. Growing up outside of the high-stakes world filled with human vultures, Chase and his sister, Alex, are less than enthusiastic about stepping into their father’s shoes. That is until they learn of a half brother they didn’t know existed, and must find to share their inheritance with.
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Incomplete book
- By Amazon Customer on 08-05-24
By: Catherine Bybee
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I Curse You with Joy
- By: Tiffany Haddish
- Narrated by: Tiffany Haddish
- Length: 8 hrs and 55 mins
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It’s been a minute since listeners last sat down with Tiffany Haddish. Since The Last Black Unicorn, Haddish has catapulted to A-List fame as the breakout star of Girls Trip. She’s walked the Oscars red carpet, released a hit stand-up special with Netflix, and made history as the first black female comedian to host Saturday Night Live and Shark Week.
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Unlistenable
- By NinjaDEMUS on 08-17-24
By: Tiffany Haddish
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Slow Dance
- A Novel
- By: Rainbow Rowell
- Narrated by: Rebecca Lowman
- Length: 11 hrs and 31 mins
- Unabridged
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They were just friends. Best friends. They spent entire summers sitting on Shiloh’s porch steps, dreaming about the future. They promised each other that, no matter what, their friendship would never change. Well, Shiloh did go to college, and Cary did join the Navy. And yet, somehow, everything changed.
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Well-written but didn't get the full effect
- By BookishMom on 10-02-24
By: Rainbow Rowell
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The Hound of Rowan
- Book One of the Tapestry
- By: Henry H. Neff
- Narrated by: Jeff Woodman
- Length: 11 hrs and 41 mins
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With The Hound of Rowan, Henry H. Neff launches a scintillating series featuring ancient lore and a young boy thrust into a world of unimaginable possibility. Max McDaniels is visiting an art museum with his dad when he spies a mysterious Celtic tapestry - and is soon visited by a Recruiter who wants to whisk Max away to the fantastical Rowan Academy.
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great story, with an annoying audio detail
- By Ruy on 03-11-09
By: Henry H. Neff
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Impyrium
- By: Henry H. Neff
- Narrated by: Kim Mai Guest
- Length: 19 hrs and 4 mins
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For over 3,000 years, the Faeregine dynasty has ruled Impyrium. But the family's magic has been fading, and with it their power over the empire. Whether it's treachery from a rival house, the demon Lirlanders, or rebel forces, many believe the Faeregines are ripe to fall. Hazel, the youngest member of the royal family, is happy to leave ruling to her sisters so that she can study her magic. But the empress has other plans for her granddaughter, dark and dangerous plans to exploit Hazel's talents and rekindle the Faeregine mystique.
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Amazing! Can't wait for the next book in the series.
- By Reddings on 03-11-17
By: Henry H. Neff
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Dreadful
- By: Caitlin Rozakis
- Narrated by: Keval Shah
- Length: 11 hrs and 28 mins
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Gav isn't really sure how he ended up with a castle full of goblins, or why he has a princess locked in a cell. All he can do is play along with his own evil plan in hopes of getting his memories back before he gets himself killed. But as he realizes that nothing—from the incredibly tasteless cloak adorned with flames to the aforementioned princess—is quite what it seems, Gav must face up to all the things the Dread Lord Gavrax has done. And he'll have to answer the hardest question of all—who does he want to be?
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The goblins!
- By Cady Wieck on 06-25-24
By: Caitlin Rozakis
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Someone You Can Build a Nest In
- By: John Wiswell
- Narrated by: Carmen Rose
- Length: 9 hrs and 36 mins
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Shesheshen is a shapeshifter, who happily resides as an amorphous lump at the bottom of a ruined manor. When her rest is interrupted by hunters intent on murdering her, she constructs a body using a metal chain for a backbone, borrowed bones for limbs, and a bear trap as an extra mouth. However, the hunters chase Shesheshen out of her home and off a cliff. Badly hurt, she's found and nursed back to health by Homily, a warmhearted human, who has mistaken Shesheshen as a fellow human
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Weird, but good
- By Kris Rudin on 12-08-24
By: John Wiswell
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The Energy Curfew Music Hour
- By: Chris Thile, Claire Coffee, Punch Brothers
- Narrated by: Chris Thile, Punch Brothers
- Length: 8 hrs and 41 mins
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It’s time to unplug with the Grammy-winning Punch Brothers, fronted by singer-mandolinist Chris Thile, as they bring you a multi-episode musical variety show with dazzling musical guests, like Kacey Musgraves, Jason Isbell, Jon Batiste, Norah Jones, James Taylor, and many more.
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Gifted musicians and storytellers right in their element and at the height of their powers
- By Megan G Kahl on 10-27-24
By: Chris Thile, and others
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Witch Stone
- By: Mandy O'Dell
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 5 hrs and 16 mins
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A half witch with no power. A warlock who’s betrayed his own kind, and the monster that’s hunting them both. Destined to fail, Rossi is only a half witch. Her coven, her mom, even her troll were constantly trying to make up for lack of magic, but Rossi knows. And she’s over being a burden, but unsure how to fix it. On a stormy night, a bolt of lightning makes the choice for her, while at the same time, sending a pulse out into the magical world. Within hours, strangers start showing up in her small mountain county by the bucketloads. An annoying, but somewhat swoony warlock with ...
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Good for AI
- By BookDragons on 06-28-24
By: Mandy O'Dell
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Bitter Waters
- By: Vivian Shaw
- Narrated by: Catrin Walker-Booth
- Length: 4 hrs and 40 mins
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A barrow-wight shows up on Greta and Varney’s doorstep one night with 11-year-old Lucy Ashton who’s been newly—and forcefully—bitten and turned. Who did this to her, and why? With the help of her vampiric friends, Greta is determined to find out.
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A happy surprise!
- By AMuses on 07-18-24
By: Vivian Shaw
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The Inferior
- The Bone World Trilogy, Book 1
- By: Peadar Ó Guilín
- Narrated by: Nathaniel Priestley
- Length: 9 hrs and 53 mins
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Stopmouth and his family know of no other life than the daily battle to survive. To live, they must hunt rival species, or negotiate flesh-trade with those who crave meat of the freshest human kind. It is a savage, desperate existence. And for Stopmouth, considered slowwitted hunt-fodder by his tribe, the future looks especially bleak. But then, on the day he is callously betrayed by his brother, a strange and beautiful woman falls from the sky. It is a moment that will change his destiny, and that of all humanity, forever.
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A unique tale of survival
- By Renan on 11-22-24
By: Peadar Ó Guilín
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Gobbelino London & a Scourge of Pleasantries
- Gobbelino London, PI, Book 1
- By: Kim M. Watt
- Narrated by: Paul Tyreman
- Length: 8 hrs and 59 mins
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Find a missing book. That was the job the woman in the Doc Martens gave us. Easy money, right? Only now it seems she's actually an ancient, powerful sorcerer, and the book is a Book of Power that doesn't want to be found. It wants to tear reality apart at the seams, and it'll use anyone it can to do it. So now we've got one spectacularly displeased sorcerer, a hungry, still-missing book, a dentist with bad hygiene, and a neighbourhood having some reality issues to deal with. Plus about a day before the book turns our world - and us - inside out.
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Interesting start
- By Michael on 01-03-24
By: Kim M. Watt
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Songbird
- Kings Lake Investigation Series, Book 1
- By: Peter Grainger
- Narrated by: Gildart Jackson
- Length: 15 hrs and 56 mins
- Unabridged
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Detective Sergeant Chris Waters got the call at 05.29 that July morning. This is it, said DCI Reeve, you'll be first there, it's all yours, you're the crime scene manager. Suddenly, after months of waiting and wondering, Waters finds himself in at the deep end, and alone at the scene of a puzzling murder. As the investigation proceeds, the detectives at Kings Lake Central find themselves visiting familiar places and talking to some familiar faces, while old enmities reappear in the incident room. Before this is over, Chris Waters will need to make a career-changing decision.
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Loved it...
- By Kelly on 09-20-19
By: Peter Grainger
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The Cautious Traveller's Guide to the Wastelands
- A Novel
- By: Sarah Brooks
- Narrated by: Katie Leung, Kobna Holdbrook-Smith
- Length: 9 hrs and 13 mins
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There is only one way to travel across the Wastelands: on the Trans-Siberian Express, a train as famous for its luxury as for its danger. The train is never short of passengers, eager to catch sight of Wastelands creatures more miraculous and terrifying than anything they could imagine. But on the train's last journey, something went horribly wrong, though no one seems to remember what exactly happened. Not even Zhang Weiwei, who has spent her life onboard and thought she knew all of the train’s secrets.
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Narration cadence too clipped
- By ulan25 on 08-03-24
By: Sarah Brooks
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Backyard Starship: Origins 2
- By: J.N. Chaney, Terry Maggert
- Narrated by: Neill Thorne, John Pirhalla
- Length: 1 hr and 48 mins
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Get ready to experience two more origin stories in the Backyard Starship universe.
By: J.N. Chaney, and others
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- Fox'sGma24
- 11-03-24
Great story for October!
Bought this to listen to during the last week of October, it did not disappoint. The main characters were developed at the beginning and you thought you knew what was going on...then the curve ball came.
I will listen to this one again, I am sure I missed something, as I listen while working, the epilogue tied the end up nicely but I still had questions...Lazlo was the best villan ever!!! The curse keepers and all of the descriptions of the demons, OMG, the cringe effect!! I loved it all, yeah, I will listen again next October, a great wicked Halloween type book.
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- Amazon Customer
- 11-13-24
Entertaining story, heartfelt, and funny. Who knew a demon could be so complicated?
I haven't enjoyed a book this much in a long time. Wide range of characters that drew you in. Loved the dry humor throughout the story. Loved the story period. Sad it came to an end.
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- another know it all
- 11-02-24
A strange hero’s journey
Really good realistic characters seemed long at the beginning but then it ended too soon.
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- Fishcounter
- 11-11-24
Flawless & highly entertaining!
I love it when a plan comes together… A fun read that reminded me of those 60’s capers with fast talking con men are trying to stay ahead of everyone. The narration is well done as well.
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- Linda S.
- 11-30-24
Fantastic Humor!
I loved everything about this story! One of the best. Adorable characters! The narration was sublime.
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- EM
- 10-22-24
Most entertaining!
The characters were well developed. The story unfolded steadily but contained enough "what if" to maintain interest. The narrator created just the right tone and had just the right amount of dry/snarky humor. Overall a very enjoyable, light read.
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- A.P.A.
- 10-18-24
Fun and full of twists and turns!
I was very entertained and couldn’t stop listening. The author did an amazing job of keeping the demon demonic enough and the characters flawed but still sympathetic. The ending was fabulous!
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- M. Jernstedt
- 10-19-24
a fun read
this was a fun story. not quite on the level of American Gods as the quotes reference but still very good and fun with good twists and story progression. I liked it and would listen to more by this author.
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- Myrddin
- 11-07-24
Humorous and sarcastic engaging tale
The story is engaging and flows well w nicely developed characters whose interactions are believable and remain focused on the main goal. Now I'll need to find other books by this author.
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- Beth Swope
- 11-21-24
good story
kept me guessing till the end and that is unusual. whoever said it was hilarious worries me. it has funny moments and the characters are fun but there are dark times as well. good read
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