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The Witchstone

By: Henry H. Neff
Narrated by: Ramiz Monsef
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An unforgettable, high-stakes, laugh-out-loud funny novel, The Witchstone blends the merciless humor of The Good Place with the spellbinding fantasy of Neil Gaiman’s American Gods.

Meet Laszlo, eight-hundred-year-old demon and Hell’s least productive Curse Keeper. From his office beneath Midtown, he oversees the Drakeford Curse, which involves a pathetic family upstate and a mysterious black monolith. It’s a sexy enough assignment—colonial origins, mutating victims, et cetera—but Laszlo has no interest in maximizing the curse’s potential; he’d rather sunbathe in Ibiza, quaff martinis, and hustle the hustlers on Manhattan’s subway. Unfortunately, his division has new management, and Laszlo’s ratings are so abysmal that he’s given six days to shape up or he’ll be melted down and returned to the Primordial Ooze.

Meet Maggie Drakeford, nineteen-year-old Curse Bearer. All she’s ever known is the dreary corner of the Catskills where the Drakeford Curse has devoured her father’s humanity and is rapidly laying claim to her own. The future looks hopeless, until Laszlo appears at the Drakeford farmhouse one October night and informs them that they have six days—and six days only—to break the spell before it becomes permanent. Can Maggie trust the glib and handsome Laszlo? Of course not. But she also can’t pass up an opportunity to save her family, even if it means having a demon as a guide …

Thus begins a breakneck international adventure that takes our unlikely duo from a hot dog stand in Central Park to the mountains of Liechtenstein. As the clock ticks down, tough-as-nails Maggie and conniving Laszlo will uncover a secret so profound that what began as a farcical quest to break a curse will eventually threaten the very Lords of Hell.

©2024 Henry H. Neff (P)2024 Blackstone Publishing
Action & Adventure Contemporary Fantasy Humorous Paranormal & Urban Funny Witty Scary Suspenseful
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Hilarious Humor • Engaging Characters • Unexpected Plot Twists • Creative Worldbuilding • Captivating Adventure
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It’s fun. The jokes were fine, and the main character was exactly what you’d expect. Not exactly hilarious in my opinion.

Not as funny as the blurb would suggest

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Really good realistic characters seemed long at the beginning but then it ended too soon.

A strange hero’s journey

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Bought this to listen to during the last week of October, it did not disappoint. The main characters were developed at the beginning and you thought you knew what was going on...then the curve ball came.
I will listen to this one again, I am sure I missed something, as I listen while working, the epilogue tied the end up nicely but I still had questions...Lazlo was the best villan ever!!! The curse keepers and all of the descriptions of the demons, OMG, the cringe effect!! I loved it all, yeah, I will listen again next October, a great wicked Halloween type book.

Great story for October!

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I love it when a plan comes together… A fun read that reminded me of those 60’s capers with fast talking con men are trying to stay ahead of everyone. The narration is well done as well.

Flawless & highly entertaining!

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I haven't enjoyed a book this much in a long time. Wide range of characters that drew you in. Loved the dry humor throughout the story. Loved the story period. Sad it came to an end.

Entertaining story, heartfelt, and funny. Who knew a demon could be so complicated?

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I loved everything about this story! One of the best. Adorable characters! The narration was sublime.

Fantastic Humor!

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I loved the adventure, twists, and turns. Great fantasy and real world crossover. Brings out lots of emotions, suspenseful and heart warming, shocking, funny. Narrator was interesting and entertaining. Overall it was a great listen.

A great listen.

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This was a great story! I was hesitant at first to read this spectacular book but I'm glad it ended up in my recommendations.
It was an epic ride that really came alive and kept me coming back for more!

And the narration was 10/10 great separation of characters and very easy to tell whose speaking between pauses. I will definitely look for Ramiz Monsef in the future when I'm looking for excellent narration!

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I was expecting a scary story - it was more hilarious then anything - didn’t expect it to be a comedy - I binge listened to this one and I already miss Laslo

I loved the demon Laslo. hilarious

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SPOILER-Y STUFF BELOW.


First, performance was perfectly fine, although I wish the 11 yo boy didn't sound like an 8 yo dullard. And where did the mother's New England accent come from?

The Supernatural world as depicted in The Witchstone, worked well for me. Those characters and situations were unexpected and entertaining. Always something interesting.

OTOH, the humans struck me as underwritten and dull. Heavy use of stock dialog. What the heck does Maggie want??

Maggie, the heroine, was treated as powerful & special, but it seemed like her brother was the one who was special. I, for sure, thought we were going to see him do something heroic, since he said he was a hero at least *three times*. If that isn't a set up, IDK what is. Maggie really came alive when her monster side showed up. Without that, she's just another typical young adult female heroine. iow, BORING
That said, I'm eager to see what happens in subsequent stories.

Entertaining read, interesting world. Humans are, well, dull.

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