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The Witchstone

By: Henry H. Neff
Narrated by: Ramiz Monsef
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An unforgettable, high-stakes, laugh-out-loud funny novel, The Witchstone blends the merciless humor of The Good Place with the spellbinding fantasy of Neil Gaiman’s American Gods.

Meet Laszlo, eight-hundred-year-old demon and Hell’s least productive Curse Keeper. From his office beneath Midtown, he oversees the Drakeford Curse, which involves a pathetic family upstate and a mysterious black monolith. It’s a sexy enough assignment—colonial origins, mutating victims, et cetera—but Laszlo has no interest in maximizing the curse’s potential; he’d rather sunbathe in Ibiza, quaff martinis, and hustle the hustlers on Manhattan’s subway. Unfortunately, his division has new management, and Laszlo’s ratings are so abysmal that he’s given six days to shape up or he’ll be melted down and returned to the Primordial Ooze.

Meet Maggie Drakeford, nineteen-year-old Curse Bearer. All she’s ever known is the dreary corner of the Catskills where the Drakeford Curse has devoured her father’s humanity and is rapidly laying claim to her own. The future looks hopeless, until Laszlo appears at the Drakeford farmhouse one October night and informs them that they have six days—and six days only—to break the spell before it becomes permanent. Can Maggie trust the glib and handsome Laszlo? Of course not. But she also can’t pass up an opportunity to save her family, even if it means having a demon as a guide …

Thus begins a breakneck international adventure that takes our unlikely duo from a hot dog stand in Central Park to the mountains of Liechtenstein. As the clock ticks down, tough-as-nails Maggie and conniving Laszlo will uncover a secret so profound that what began as a farcical quest to break a curse will eventually threaten the very Lords of Hell.

©2024 Henry H. Neff (P)2024 Blackstone Publishing
Action & Adventure Contemporary Humorous Witty Funny Scary Fiction
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Great story for October!

Bought this to listen to during the last week of October, it did not disappoint. The main characters were developed at the beginning and you thought you knew what was going on...then the curve ball came.
I will listen to this one again, I am sure I missed something, as I listen while working, the epilogue tied the end up nicely but I still had questions...Lazlo was the best villan ever!!! The curse keepers and all of the descriptions of the demons, OMG, the cringe effect!! I loved it all, yeah, I will listen again next October, a great wicked Halloween type book.

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Entertaining story, heartfelt, and funny. Who knew a demon could be so complicated?

I haven't enjoyed a book this much in a long time. Wide range of characters that drew you in. Loved the dry humor throughout the story. Loved the story period. Sad it came to an end.

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A strange hero’s journey

Really good realistic characters seemed long at the beginning but then it ended too soon.

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Flawless & highly entertaining!

I love it when a plan comes together… A fun read that reminded me of those 60’s capers with fast talking con men are trying to stay ahead of everyone. The narration is well done as well.

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Fantastic Humor!

I loved everything about this story! One of the best. Adorable characters! The narration was sublime.

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Most entertaining!

The characters were well developed. The story unfolded steadily but contained enough "what if" to maintain interest. The narrator created just the right tone and had just the right amount of dry/snarky humor. Overall a very enjoyable, light read.

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Fun and full of twists and turns!

I was very entertained and couldn’t stop listening. The author did an amazing job of keeping the demon demonic enough and the characters flawed but still sympathetic. The ending was fabulous!

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a fun read

this was a fun story. not quite on the level of American Gods as the quotes reference but still very good and fun with good twists and story progression. I liked it and would listen to more by this author.

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Humorous and sarcastic engaging tale

The story is engaging and flows well w nicely developed characters whose interactions are believable and remain focused on the main goal. Now I'll need to find other books by this author.

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good story

kept me guessing till the end and that is unusual. whoever said it was hilarious worries me. it has funny moments and the characters are fun but there are dark times as well. good read

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