
The Zee Brothers: Zombie Exterminators
Curse of the Zombie Omelet!
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Ian McEuen
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Grivante
About this listen
An Arizona suburb over-run by a long buried tribe.
A race to stop the dead from unleashing an ancient curse.
Two brothers keeping the apocalypse at bay, one job at a time.
The Zee Brothers: Curse of the Zombie Omelet is our action packed and hilarious introduction to Jonah, Judas & JJ, the lovable disaster prone trio, responsible for keeping the zombie apocalypse from becoming a reality.
Gruff and handsome, Jonah Zee, is the dominating, classic music loving leader, that calls the shots and keeps them coming.
Tobacco chewing, Judas Zee is the gun slinging, rock music loving goofball, that is slow to learn, but always has his big brother’s back.
And the hot and sassy JJ, is the heroine that captures the brother’s hearts and eyes, while doing her best to keep her dog, Xanadu, out of trouble.
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I mean, when you're main bad guy is a denture-wearing zombie, what else can you say? That being said, this book is definitely meant for adults only. The Zee brothers have quite a mouth on them so be prepared for some language. But that's not the only reason. It really would be a shame for such references as the Zee Brothers' phone number (888-867-5309 . . . just try to read that without humming) to be lost on those who weren't part of the 80's!
I really had no idea what I was getting into with this book. My experience with zombies is confined to the first few seasons of the Walking Dead (before it turned into a gory show that no longer has any moral obligations to its viewers) and that movie . . . what is it? Warm Bodies? I am not a fan of gore or blood and guts so I usually steer clear of zombies. But, when I started listening to this audiobook, I spent the first chapter in tears because I was laughing so hard.
The Zee Brothers are hilarious. Think: Rednecks meet Ghostbusters. That's what I envisioned. Their banter had me cracking up at times. Then you add in J.J. and her incredibly mysterious dog, Xanadu, and I was amazed that zombies could be so lighthearted.
Yes, while this is still a zombie book, I picture Scooby and some rednecks, big guns, and a crazy little dog that I'm still not sure about. If you can handle the zombie part, I definitely recommend this book. It is a very entertaining read :)
Zombies meets Scooby Doo
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Fun and Entertaining Zombie Shennanigans
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I have to say, I loved the brothers!! They were hilarious. Their interactions were so funny and had me laughing out loud a few times. They were well written and developed, which is often hard for a book that is so short!!
The plot was...awesome ;) Lol. I loved the omelet part, it really was inspired!! How often has a Zombie book have the Zombies saying omelet? You will have to read it to see why they say omelet!!!
In all, a fun, easy and "tongue in cheek" read. It was a pleasant surprise and kept me entertained. I hope book 2 comes to audio!!
Ian McEuen was really good. He gave the brothers their own personalities and made them easy to distinguish. He was also clear and easy to listen to and seemed to have fun when reading it!!
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Weird!
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Entertaining As Hell
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It’s one of those audiobooks that at just under 2 hours goes by much too fast, and you ask yourself “what the hell did I just listen to and is there more?” Ian McEuen narrates and his voicing of the different characters in this audiobook was hilarious.
There’s nothing serious about this story just good, crazy fun and I liked it! Don’t judge me.
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Zombie Fun
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What made the experience of listening to The Zee Brothers: Zombie Exterminators the most enjoyable?
The different characters were very individualized by the narrator! It was really fun to listen to. The incredulity came over very strong as well as the panic! Made it alot funnier than it would have been to read :)What did you like best about this story?
The Grindhouse dark comedic adventure vibe was amazing! It was like no other book I have ever read and I can't wait for more :)What does Ian McEuen bring to the story that you wouldn’t experience if you just read the book?
The performance was incredibly amusing and I loved the distinctly different characters! He has an incredible voice range and fully illustrated each one with his performance. I will definitely look into more titles narrated by him :)Was there a moment in the book that particularly moved you?
The background music (opening and closing theme and Xanadu's Theme) was a really nice touch! Even if (because of the zombies) I now have "Thriller" stuck in my head :) LOVE that dog Xanadu!!!Any additional comments?
This series must be listened to (or read) in order. This is the first book. I can't wait to listen to the next one!Jonah and Judas are zombie exterminators. Getting a call from a new client should be a good thing... Until they hear their client get eaten! They can't let a zombie outbreak get outta hand, so client alive or not, they are on the case. Will they be able to contain the zombie outbreak before it becomes a full fledged Apocalyse situation? Will they be able to break the Curse? Or will they get eaten first?
***This series is suitable for adult readers who enjoy zombie stories with a little horror splashed into a total Grindhouse darkly comedic action paranormal fantasy adventure with a smidge of sexy fun :)
Native American Zombie Mayhem
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Funny as hell!!!
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If you could sum up The Zee Brothers: Zombie Exterminators in three words, what would they be?
Funny, Entertaining, Omelet!!What other book might you compare The Zee Brothers: Zombie Exterminators to and why?
I have never read a book that compares to The Zee Brothers. This book is definitely in a category all on its own.What about Ian McEuen’s performance did you like?
I loved all the different voices he used for each character. Ian McEuen is a great storyteller.Any additional comments?
I usually read romance books, but this book was so funny. I love zombies and this book was thoroughly entertaining. I can't wait to read more from this author.Funny!!
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I did like Ian McEuen though. He did a really great job voicing each of the characters.
It was ok but not great.
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A fun ride through misadventure.
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