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This Book Is Not Good for You

By: Pseudonymous Bosch
Narrated by: Joshua Swanson, Cassandra Morris, Bryan Kennedy, Suzanne Toren, Gabra Zackman, Peter Kim, Robert Petkoff
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Publisher's summary

"Between the pages of this book lies the secret to the best-tasting chocolate in all the world. I promise, your taste buds will tingle. Your palette will sing! Oh no, have I accidentally tempted you to read this book? I will warn you, however, the most delicious things are never good for you...and this story is particularly scrumptious!"

In this tooth-rotting adventure, Cass's mom has been kidnapped by the evil dessert chef and chocolatier, Señor Hugo! The ransom...the legendary tuning fork. Can Cass and Max-Ernest find the magical instrument before it's too late? Will they discover the evil secret ingredient to Señor Hugo's chocolate success?

If you're tempted, take a taste, but just remember...this book is not good for you.

©2009 Pseudonymous Bosch (P)2009 Hachette
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Good...Cass's voice irritating.

I have read this book before in print, and was excited to try out the audio book with it, particularly when I found it was read by a full cast. I enjoyed most things of it, the plot was good, and the full cast was a treat. However, Cass's voice constantly grated on my nerves! Considering Cass is the main character, this quickly got annoying. She was forever speaking in a "whatever" teenage, disrespectful voice to everyone. This is not how I pictured my Cass, and it made her seem more catty than she actually is.

Overall, and excellent audiobook. The man voicing Pseudonymous Bosch was fantastic for a narrator, and it did not disappoint completely. If Cass had been voiced by a different person, this book would have been fantastic.

Good job, just next time, please pick someone else!

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IT'S SO FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Would you recommend this audiobook to a friend? If so, why?

Of course Iwould because it's a great book for children!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did you like best about this story?

I liked that it was histerical and funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Which character – as performed by the narrators – was your favorite?

My favourite character was Casandra the main character because she has gret adventures with her best friend.....

Did you have an extreme reaction to this book? Did it make you laugh or cry?

IT MADE ME LAUGH AND FALL ON THE FLOOR AND START ROLLING AROUND!!!

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GREAT BOOK AND ONE OF THE BEST

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I love it but.....

It is not the book it is great it’s the app the timer can’t keep and the chapter count is all wrong

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Love it!!

I absolutely love how PB makes you feel like he is talking to you and PB is very persuasive I recommend that everyone children and adults reed his books

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This is so good

This is good. I like all the voices and the story is definitely one of my favorites. Thanks PB

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I liked it.

I liked it. but Cassandra was pronounced as "Cassondra" if you're like me, it's kind of infuriating, but the sound effects were good, and I like all the voices. the story is beautiful.

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Best Book

This is the best book ever I recommend anyone interested in mystery and suspense, Love Ally.

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I couldn't even finish this

Too much jumping around, loose ends, dumb plot twists. I couldn't even finish this - not for me.

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