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This Doesn't Happen in the Movies
- Reed Ferguson Mystery, Book 1
- Narrated by: Johnny Peppers
- Length: 5 hrs and 32 mins
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Publisher's summary
A wannabe private eye with a love of film noir and detective fiction.
A rich, attractive femme fatale.
A missing husband.
A rollicking ride to a dark and daring ending.
Reed Ferguson's first case is a daring adventure, complete with a dose of film noir, and a lot of humor. With a great supporting cast of the Goofball Brothers, Reed's not too bright neighbors, and Cal, Reed's computer geek friend, This Doesn't Happen in the Movies is detective noir at its best. Follow Reed as he solves crime akin to his cinematic hero, Humphrey Bogart.
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Haunted by a series of horrifying and violent episodes in their past, Grace McBride and the oddball crew of her software company, Monkeewrench, create a computer game where the killer is always caught, where the good guys always win. But their game becomes a nightmare when someone starts duplicating the fictional murders in real life, down to the last detail.
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By: P. J. Tracy
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The Vanishing Season
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- Narrated by: Lauren Fortgang
- Length: 8 hrs and 58 mins
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Ellery Hathaway knows a thing or two about serial killers, but not through her police training. She's an officer in sleepy Woodbury, Massachusetts, where a bicycle theft still makes the newspapers. No one there knows she was once victim number 17 in the grisly story of serial killer Francis Michael Coben. The only victim who lived. When three people disappear from her town in three years, all around her birthday - the day she was kidnapped so long ago - Ellery fears someone knows her secret. Someone very dangerous.
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Engaging mystery debut!
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Cold City
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If you've never read a Repairman Jack novel, this is the place to begin. It's 1990. A twenty-one-year-old named Jack has dropped out of college, leaving his old life behind to build a new one in New York City. Manhattan's rough edges are jagged enough to shred any unwary newcomer, but perhaps not one who is determined to stay off the grid, at any cost, in the busiest metropolis on earth. And to do so, he'll have to take jobs of a less than legal nature.
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Fun, as long you don't think too much
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By: F. Paul Wilson
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Crash and Burn
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Three years ago LAPD Detective Scarlet Moreno and rookie cop Krista Hart were nearly killed during a botched sting operation. Now, they're best friends and partners in the Orange County private investigation firm of Moreno & Hart. But their routine assignments are anything but safe…
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By: Allison Brennan, and others
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Dead Wrong
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- By: Mariah Stewart
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It was inescapably chilling, as if the murderer was methodically working his way down a page torn from the phone book. The three victims brutally killed in their own homes had one thing in common: They were all listed as M. Douglas. The fact that Mara Douglas is next on the list has her jumping at shadows, until FBI agent Aidan Shields shows up to make sure she doesn't become the fourth victim.
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Good book
- By Angie on 09-22-22
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Trouble in Mudbug
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Scientist Maryse Robicheaux thought that a lot of her problems had gone away with her mother-in-law's death. The woman was rude, pushy, manipulative and used her considerable wealth to run herd over the entire town of Mudbug, Louisiana. Unfortunately, death doesn't slow down Helena one bit. DEA Agent Luc LeJeune is wondering what his undercover assignment investigating the sexy scientist has gotten him into - especially as it seems someone wants her dead.
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My newest addition
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Hunter
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- By: Robert Bidinotto
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From its first moments, Hunter takes you on a nonstop thrill ride: from the top floor of the CIA, to the marbled corridors of Capitol Hill...from the posh hotels of downtown Washington, to the city's mean, violent streets. It introduces a colorful new hero for our time - and a dazzling heroine every bit his equal. A spy mystery...a crime thriller...a passionate romance: Hunter is a genre-bending novel unlike any you've read. Deviously plotted, filled with vivid characters, and propelled at a breakneck pace.
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Best Vigilante Story since Without Remorse
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Red Hot Lies
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They say bad things happen in threes. When her fiancé, Sam, disappears on the same day her mentor and biggest client is killed, hotshot Chicago attorney Izzy McNeil starts counting. But trouble keeps coming. Sam is implicated in the client's death, her apartment is broken into and it's not just the authorities who are following her.
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A bit uneven, but fun!
- By Marie on 03-14-10
By: Laura Caldwell
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Vow of Silence
- By: Chris Patchell
- Narrated by: Emily Cauldwell, Kevin Stillwell
- Length: 10 hrs and 1 min
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Five years after the brutal slaying of her husband, software technology executive Jill Shannon is finally ready to take the next step in her life. With her wedding to Phoenix Arizona prosecuting attorney Conner Manning just eight weeks away, the only cloud on Jill's horizon is her future father-in-law's political ambitions for his son. Jill has dark secrets in her past. Secrets she can't afford to have exposed under the relentless lights of a political campaign.
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Chillingly Different
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Murder of a Small-Town Honey
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- By: Denise Swanson
- Narrated by: Christine Leto
- Length: 7 hrs and 25 mins
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When Skye Denison left Scumble River years ago, she swore she'd never return. But after a bout with her boyfriend and credit card rejection, she's back to home sweet - homicide....
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unacceptable production
- By Music Lover on 06-28-13
By: Denise Swanson
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- Chris, Kindle Customer
- 02-13-16
Good Story. Great Title.
I don't want this to be a spoiler, but the title and book art does scream film noir with a twist. Now I want to watch a few old films I missed, and then read Renee's next book in this series. I co u 'd have a crush on Reed.
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- Jessica
- 04-02-15
A satire of film noir.
I thought this book was okay. I wasn't totally sold on the plot lines or the characters, but it had enough going on to keep me interested. While the plot seemed to have gone over my head (mostly my fault for not paying close attention), I felt that the characters' actions and reactions were true to life. If something seemed overly exaggerated, I assumed it was satirizing the film noir genre.
I think Johnny Peppers did a pretty good job embracing the noir feel of the book. His pace was good and his voice was clear.
A satire of film noir.
**I received a copy of this book in exchange for an honest review.**
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- Guylou
- 10-02-14
Raymond Chandler would have liked this book! :)
Would you try another book from Renee Pawlish and/or Johnny Peppers?
Yes. I like detective stories.
If you’ve listened to books by Renee Pawlish before, how does this one compare?
I never listened to her books before. This was the first one.
Which character – as performed by Johnny Peppers – was your favorite?
Amanda! He had her path down. :)
Could you see This Doesn't Happen in the Movies being made into a movie or a TV series? Who should the stars be?
I think so. Reed Ferguson should be played by Liam Neeson.
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I always loved the old detective film noir. This book has that flavour with a modern twist. I enjoyed the story and the characters. I particularly enjoyed the grand finale which was worthy of a Raymond Chandler's The Big Sleep ending.
This was a fun story filled with action and surprising twists. Great book!
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- John Couture
- 01-18-17
Great read.
I am a big fan of the noir detective movies and books. This is a great story and I am looking forward to more stories from the author.
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- bec/audiothing
- 04-05-15
Great Start to a New Mystery Series
My Review
First up, if you take this book seriously then you probably won't like it, I could be
wrong (what?) but I reckon it's a wry take on noir. The writing and narration style
will take you straight back to those old detective films, the difference being in
the dry humour.
This is Reeds' very first case, his Dad doesn't think it's a real job, so he has to
prove him wrong, not that he needs the money as Reed hails from a very wealthy
family. He just wants to be a P.I., he has read all the books and watched all of the
films so is well prepared for his new career!
First client measures up well as a film noir player, well coiffed, lipsticked and
perfumed she also has a strange tale to tell, he did think her story was a tad odd,
but how could he refuse?
The adventure begins! Reed is to look for a man who may or may not be dead, he
simply didn't come home at the expected time. At this point in the "whodunnit" we
don't as yet know what was actually done, let alone who actually did it.
This is what makes the story a little different and as its a short listen of 5 hours
thirty minutes, there's not a lot I can say without revealing spoilers.
There are some interesting characters, but as the first book in a series and a short
one at that, they will become more interesting as they are developed. It's all there
though, the making of a darned good series, I look forward to learning a whole lot
more about Reed, his family and his crazy friends. Oh! And was that just a hint of
a budding romance at the end?
Narrator
My first "Johnny Peppers" listen, and I thoroughly enjoyed the experience. I
thought he was just the perfect performer for this role. Good timing, rhythm and
pace along with good quality editing and recording added to my enjoyment.
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- Marily
- 06-11-16
This is my Kind of Book!
A Bogie book, a Marlow story, and the foibles of a New detective! Reading is great, voices easy to follow. what can I say Noir and funny!
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- Ann
- 05-04-16
quirky, fun mystery
A fun listen, (at 1.25 speed or faster) with quirky characters, humor, and a great setting.
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- Heather
- 07-28-14
Entertaining book
Would you listen to This Doesn't Happen in the Movies again? Why?
I enjoyed the story very much, but I generally don't listen to books more than once.
Did the plot keep you on the edge of your seat? How?
The plot was very good. The story flowed so well that I was not in a hurry to know exactly what was going on.
What does Johnny Peppers bring to the story that you wouldn’t experience if you just read the book?
Mr. Peppers has a great voice and he added accents and pitches which added value to the characters.
If you were to make a film of this book, what would the tag line be?
There's only one take in reel life.
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- Deedra
- 06-24-15
This Doesn't Happen...
Any additional comments?
This was an ok read.It did follow in the vein of old timey noir.I lost the thread of what it was about somewhere and never did pick it up again.
The narrator,Renee Pawlish,did a fine job."I was provided this audiobook at no charge by the author in exchange for an unbiased review via AudiobookBlast dot com."
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- ZacharyKindle Customer
- 10-14-16
Bogart Comes Alive!
Would you consider the audio edition of This Doesn't Happen in the Movies to be better than the print version?
Definitely, I put this on my cell phone and went out shopping all day and I must have looked like a freak because I found myself laughing out loud in Wal-Mart.
What was one of the most memorable moments of This Doesn't Happen in the Movies?
For me there were several being a big film noir buff, mainly every time there was a slight reference to a movie etc. that only film noir buffs would know.
Which scene was your favorite?
There really wasn't one favorite scene in this book. I was just getting to know the characters.
Did you have an extreme reaction to this book? Did it make you laugh or cry?
Laugh!!!
Any additional comments?
I usually listen/read psycho/horror/gore thrillers.This is a nice change. Especially since no one I know likes or knows about film noir, so I feel at home reading these. I just hope she keeps up, there are so many great movies out there."Dark Passage!!"
Keep up the good work Johnny Peppers!
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