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Nicolas McGrady
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Simon Doyle
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Seventeen-year-old Victor Callahan holds a secret as ancient as the shadows.
Employed as a night porter in a quiet Irish nursing home, the teenager watches over a group of men he once knew a long time ago. Victor has orchestrated their reunion for a final farewell, a goodbye to those whose lives have shaped him through the years.
But can he keep his secret from Lakeshore Manor’s oldest resident, James O’Carroll?
As he cares for these remnants of his past, memories of a bygone era haunt him — of wild adventures on the rugged Irish coast, of forbidden love hidden beneath the threat of eternal night, and of a shipwreck that changes everything…Gloria Pinto, the night nurse, doesn’t like him. But maybe she has her own secrets.
THIS IS NOT A VAMPIRE STORY weaves a tale of timeless bonds, the cost of immortality, and the lengths we go to for love.But is love more important than life? Victor is about to find out.
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A beautiful story
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Character development and a sense of connection with the struggles/conflicts involved are what bring a story to life and make it a page turner—even gay romance.
This story had everything for me. Real characters that developed in 3D. They were NOT two dimensional gay guys with a meet cute or enemies or fake dating…and sex like bunnies that was “the best ever” until they have a falling out due to absolute stupidity and a lack of basic communication skills with a miracle resolution of more sex and an HEA or HFN.
Thank you Simon Doyle! This is the book I have been looking for this Christmas break! Sadly, I had to go through a bunch of the plastic 2D stories to find this gem this holiday season. This is my first full 5 stars since Red, White and Royal Blue.
Surprising…awesome…and touching
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Simon Doyle is a fantastic writer and uses such great detail that you can really feel what the characters are experiencing. I look forward to reading any other books he puts out!
Nicolas McGrady did a fantastic job narrating this book!! Kudos to him for using all those different voices, that's not easy. I've listened to hundreds of audio books and he is by far one of my favorite narrators. His voice is smooth and calm and so easy to listen to.
Thanks for an amazing book and for opening my eyes to a new genre!
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This Should Be A Movie!
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AMAZING & HEARTWARMING
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Well written and deeply moving
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