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From Tim Heidecker and Eric Wareheim, two of the 21st century's most vital and creative minds, comes a brand-new inspirational and game-changing life system that promises to instantly provide wellness, happiness, and total, absolute fulfillment.
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- Narrated by: Pablo Schreiber
- Length: 16 hrs and 29 mins
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Patrick Bateman moves among the young and trendy in 1980s Manhattan. Young, handsome, and well educated, Bateman earns his fortune on Wall Street by day while spending his nights in ways we cannot begin to fathom. Expressing his true self through torture and murder, Bateman prefigures an apocalyptic horror that no society could bear to confront.
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Fanntastic book but maybe not for everyone....
- By So Fain on 03-27-11
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CRAY
- By: Darrell Hammond, Elizabeth Stein
- Narrated by: Darrell Hammond
- Length: 1 hr and 10 mins
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He is one of the longest-running cast members on Saturday Night Live, an American comedy genius renowned for his spot-on sendups of politicians and celebrities. But off-stage, Darrell Hammond’s life was anything but a joke. In CRAY, a special audio performance captured live onstage at Audible’s Minetta Lane Theatre, Hammond brings to life his acclaimed memoir, God, If You're Not Up There, I'm F*cked: Tales of Stand-Up, Saturday Night Live and Other Mind-Altering Mayhem.
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Thanks for sharing
- By Nickisnotgary on 09-06-24
By: Darrell Hammond, and others
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Breakfast of Champions
- By: Kurt Vonnegut
- Narrated by: John Malkovich
- Length: 6 hrs and 27 mins
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Breakfast of Champions (1973) provides frantic, scattershot satire and a collage of Vonnegut's obsessions. His recurring cast of characters and American landscape was perhaps the most controversial of his canon; it was felt by many at the time to be a disappointing successor to Slaughterhouse-Five, which had made Vonnegut's literary reputation.
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Kurt Was Right to Grade This a C
- By Dubi on 01-10-16
By: Kurt Vonnegut
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Heads Will Roll
- By: Kate McKinnon, Emily Lynne
- Narrated by: Kate McKinnon, Emily Lynne, Tim Gunn, and others
- Length: 4 hrs and 6 mins
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Heads Will Roll is an Audible Original from Saturday Night Live star Kate McKinnon and her cocreator/costar (and real-life sister) Emily Lynne. Produced by Broadway Video, this is not an audiobook - it’s a 10-episode, star-studded audio comedy that features performances from Meryl Streep, Tim Gunn, Peter Dinklage, Queer Eye’s Fab Five, and so many more. Please note: This content is not for kids.
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More like this please
- By Anon893 on 05-03-19
By: Kate McKinnon, and others
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Napoleon's Hemorrhoids…And Other Small Events That Changed History
- By: Phil Mason
- Narrated by: LJ Ganser
- Length: 8 hrs and 13 mins
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Hilarious, fascinating, and a roller coaster of dizzying, historical what-ifs, Napoleon's Hemorrhoids is a potpourri for serious historians and casual history buffs. In one of Phil Mason's many revelations, you'll learn that Communist jets were two minutes away from opening fire on American planes during the Cuban missile crisis, when they had to turn back as they were running out of fuel. You'll discover that before the Battle of Waterloo, Napoleon's painful hemorrhoids prevented him from mounting his horse to survey the battlefield.
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They just throw the facts too fast
- By Concerned_llama on 12-11-20
By: Phil Mason
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- Gavin W
- 11-05-23
$50 Bill is Ridiculous
I love Tim and Eric and wanted to be successful in life. Zone Theory promised this AND delivered. Unfortunately, I purchased the Audible version and realized I wouldn't have a chance to get the $50 bill. Because of Zone Theory, I STILL found the $50 IN THE AUDIBLE BOOK! Don't question me. Don't question Zone Theory.
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- Booger Bayer
- 04-13-20
Why did they make an audiobook for this?
This book is so visually bizarre that it just doesn't translate into audio. You really need to hold the book in your hands to absorb the full experience. However, the handheld videobook, when coupled with the audiobook, is probably the funniest piece of audiovisual stimulus that has ever been created.
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- Brandon Lawrence
- 03-27-18
Followed all the Zone Theory instructions and guess whaT
I followed every Zone Theory instruction and *surprise!* I discovered an eleventh zone!(?) It's Zone 11 and only presents itself when you remove your unnecessary tubes. I'm told that some go to far and arrive at Zone Twelve. It's easy to go to far and arrive at Zone Twelve, so here's a po-ehm (a word you'll learn when at Zone 11) to sear the concept into your brain: Zone 11, I'm in Heaven. Oops, Here's Zone 12, I'm forever in He-Ll (a word you can read, but never read aloud, or you'll be in Zone 13, a place worse than He-Ll where the "Pre-Inherent" is named Thee-D'nald, He Who Tweets Nightly).
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- Frejdyn
- 09-13-16
Play this in your graduate research office
Passers-by will enjoy it more than you will. Birds. Fish. Final words to fill out the comment...
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- JS
- 12-18-21
Could not hear pictures
I had to use my imagination to understand the pictures however was still able to perform most duties of reading.
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- Matthew Jennings
- 02-07-22
Alternative comedy at its best!
We all know there are many self help books that are awesome. There’s a couple I’ve read that really have enriched my life. This isn’t a self help book, but I promise you can help yourself to harmless self help satire by two very hilarious comedians.
There are many pictures in the books but they are explained in the audiobook which actually seems more funny to me looking at the actual pictures. It’s a fun ride.
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- Mike
- 12-22-21
Life charging
Practical, informative, politically charged and a straight whirlwind tour de force. Praise Rang for Zon Theory.
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- Anonymous User
- 07-09-24
How funny it is.
Well, I gave it a total of 15 stars so... yeah. Oh now it's a 15 word minimum. What's the word maximum?
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- PoleLancer
- 12-04-18
literal description of the book
disturbingly poor. who thought that this book could possibly be enjoyed audibly? painful and stupid.
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- Morgan Gortz
- 04-01-16
more about pictures then zone theory
this book has to much visual comedy to be a good audio book. I cannot recomend it even though i love tim and eric
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