Ultra Christmas Jokes for Kids
323 Hilarious Jokes for a Happy Merry Christmas
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Ultra Christmas Jokes for Kids: 323 Hilarious Jokes for a Happy Merry Christmas
Tell your kids these hilarious kids' holiday jokes and watch them roar with laughter:
- Why wouldn’t the cat climb the Christmas tree? Because it was afraid of the bark.
- How do you know a snowman is not in a good mood? When he gives you the cold shoulder.
- And a lot more!
Take the festive fun to another level and let the merriment turn into sweet laughter with this hilarious children’s audiobook. With more than 323 jolly jokes, this audiobook is chock-full of chances to make your kids laugh, or let them make you laugh along with them. Every goofy little jokester will love his or her book of dad jokes.
The Ultimate Family-Friendly Humor
Let some hearty laughter be the cherry on top of your holiday cake!
Away with the tedium of air travel! This silly kids’ joke audiobook is the perfect listen for long trips by air, train, or automobile. A perfectly heartwarming and funny gift for four-year-old boys and girls!
Having a good time together as a family on Christmas Eve by cracking jokes and laughing until your sides hurt is one of the best ways to celebrate this joyous holiday. Though we aim our humor towards youngsters ages four to seven, its straightforward silliness makes it a guaranteed good time for people of any age.
Amazing Bonding Experience
Supplement your comedic little prankster's desire to make everyone giggle around them. This children’s joke audiobook can help them:
- Make new friends
- Ease difficult situations
- Jumpstart conversations
- Bond with loved ones
- Share humorous texts with friends
Because the simplest humor is the funniest!
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In 1927, in Brooklyn, New York, Carl Brown and Annie McGairy meet and fall in love. Though only 18, Annie travels alone halfway across the country to the Midwestern university where Carl is studying law - and there they marry. But Carl and Annie’s first year together is much more difficult than they anticipated as they find themselves in a faraway place with little money and few friends. With hardship and poverty weighing heavily upon them, they come to realize that their greatest sources of strength, loyalty, and love will help them make it through.
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Another Wonderful Betty Smith Audio Book
- By 20eagle16 on 01-25-21
By: Betty Smith
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There's Nothing in This Book That I Meant to Say
- By: Paula Poundstone
- Narrated by: Paula Poundstone
- Length: 5 hrs and 59 mins
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What do the lives of Lincoln, Helen Keller, Joan of Arc, and other historical figures have in common with Paula Poundstone? In the hands of this wryly observant and self-deprecating comedian, the answer is outrageously funny and unexpectedly touching. Poundstone compares her crazy life to theirs, as she holds forth on her children, her career, and the time in her life when it appeared she would lose them both.
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- By Evelyn on 02-11-07
By: Paula Poundstone
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Clementine
- Clementine, Book 1
- By: Sara Pennypacker
- Narrated by: Jessica Almasy
- Length: 1 hr and 28 mins
- Unabridged
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When her best friend and neighbor Margaret comes to her with a problem, Clementine goes to many lengths to help her friend. This sets off a rollicking adventure-filled week that finds Clementine getting into and out of further trouble, while learning valuable life lessons.
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One credit for a 1.5 hr book!?
- By Nothing really matters on 02-21-16
By: Sara Pennypacker
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32 Third Graders and One Class Bunny
- By: Phillip Done
- Narrated by: Phillip Done
- Length: 6 hrs and 9 mins
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32 Third Graders and One Class Bunny is for anyone who has ever taught children -- or been to third grade. It is a testament to the kids who uplift us -- and the teachers we will never forget. With just the right mix of humor and wisdom, Done reveals the enduring promise of elementary school as a powerful antidote to the cynicism of our times.
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Took me back to elementary school!
- By Brian J. P. on 08-18-23
By: Phillip Done
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Santa Claus Is for Real
- A True Christmas Fable About the Magic of Believing
- By: Charles Edward Hall
- Narrated by: Charles Edward Hall
- Length: 2 hrs and 28 mins
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A heartwarming true-life fable from the Radio City Christmas Spectacular Santa - including his personal journey of discovering the magic of Christmas. Every year, over a million people attend the Radio City Christmas Spectacular, where they have the pleasure of seeing Charles Edward Hall don a traditional red suit and become the world's most famous Santa Claus - a role he has played for twenty-seven straight years. But Hall wasn’t always such a jolly old soul. Believe it or not, this Santa was once a Scrooge.
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Perfect for getting into the spirit of Christmas!
- By Linda on 12-24-15
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Finding Chika
- A Little Girl, an Earthquake, and the Making of a Family
- By: Mitch Albom
- Narrated by: Mitch Albom
- Length: 4 hrs and 54 mins
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Chika Jeune was born three days before the devastating earthquake that decimated Haiti in 2010. She spent her infancy in a landscape of extreme poverty, and when her mother died giving birth to a baby brother, Chika was brought to The Have Faith Haiti Orphanage that Albom operates in Port Au Prince. With no children of their own, the 40-plus children who live, play, and go to school at the orphanage have become family to Mitch and his wife, Janine. But at age five, Chika is suddenly diagnosed with something a doctor there says "no one in Haiti can help you with."
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BUY READ AND RECOMMEND THIS BOOK
- By The Birds. on 11-05-19
By: Mitch Albom
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Chicken Soup for the Child's Soul: Character-Building Stories to Read with Kids Ages 5 - 8
- By: Jack Canfield, Mark Victor Hansen
- Narrated by: Leslie Bellair
- Length: 4 hrs and 8 mins
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Today's children live in a world filled with adventure, mental stimulation, topical issues, and personal challenges. The values they learn now, between the ages of 5 and 8, will shape the rest of their lives. Through this collection of heartfelt true stories about family ties, helping neighbors, and lasting friendships, children will see how other kids their age have learned valuable lessons from the choices they've made - and most of all, they will realize that they are not alone in dealing with some of the difficult issues in their lives.
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My kids love these
- By shrockin on 12-22-15
By: Jack Canfield, and others
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- Sasha Dan
- 12-22-24
Laughs for the Holidays
As a pediatric therapist, I'm fascinated by how these jokes can be more than just laughter. They're social tools that help children build confidence, navigate awkward situations, and connect with others. The 323 jokes are carefully crafted to be age-appropriate, hilarious, and surprisingly meaningful. A true gem for families looking to turn holiday moments into memorable experiences of joy and connection.
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- Glennis Bouknight
- 12-22-24
Great
Nice audiobook. . . Long car rides transformed into comedy shows of non-stop giggles !
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- Stephanie Wasinger
- 12-22-24
Jingle Bell Chuckles
These Christmas jokes are a magical remedy for long family trips. Each pun is a carefully crafted moment of joy, turning potential travel meltdowns into non-stop giggles and shared laughter. A true lifesaver for parents seeking connection through humor.
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- Loriann Brandel
- 12-22-24
Merry and Memorable
Christmas jokes that bridge generations, turning awkward family gatherings into laugh-out-loud experiences. Pure holiday magic in book form.
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- Joselyn Mccormick
- 12-22-24
Snowman Approved Humor
Christmas humor that connects generations! A remarkable approach to holiday humor. . . . .
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- Pearlene Sao
- 12-22-24
Perfect for Christmas Eve
As a parent who's survived countless long trips, I can confidently say this joke book is a lifesaver. The 323 jokes are a carefully curated collection that keeps children entertained, builds their confidence, and creates lasting family memories. Pure holiday magic in book form.
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- Ty Davila
- 12-22-24
Festive and Funny
What a audiobook. . . hristmas jokes that actually make everyone giggle - including parents!
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- Neville Hurley
- 12-22-24
Kids Will Love This
A masterpiece of holiday humor that understands the delicate art of making children laugh. The jokes are meticulously crafted to be age-appropriate, engaging, and surprisingly meaningful. A gift that goes far beyond simple entertainment.
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- Carlita Seiber
- 12-22-24
Christmas Giggles Galore
Humor that brings families together - pure Christmas magic in book form . .. !
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- Pura Berumen
- 12-22-24
A Must-Have for Kids
A brilliant social toolkit disguised as a joke book. Watching my children gain confidence through humor has been nothing short of magical.
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