Valhalla Is Full of Hunks: A Monstrously Mythic Tale
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Narrated by:
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Charlotte Claremont
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Leo Barnabas
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By:
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C. Rochelle
About this listen
You'd think having the gift of second sight would make my life feel more secure.
Instead, I'm left with sleepless nights, a body count higher than my bestie, Herculeia, and an unfinished five-year plan. Was a juicy benefits package with an entire stable of Skarsgards too much to ask for?
Officially burned out, I decided to extend my business trip to Stockholm by two weeks—determined to forget my troubles by stuffing my face with Swedish meatballs. And I'm not just talking about the food.
When I meet the sexiest meatball right out of the gate, I think the tides are finally turning in my favor. Too bad my prophetic visions failed me once again.
Now I'm the one on hot-bod monster island, but instead of being chained to the bed for fun, it's more a hostage situation. I can still work with that.
The question is, can I convince my three mythological captors to abandon their doomsday plot for eternity with me? Or is our fate already set in stone?
Valhalla is Full of Hunks is a standalone tale in the Monstrously Mythic universe. While it will be mostly spoiler-free, for the best experience, you may want to listen to the completed Herculeia duet first.
If you love a five-foot-nothing unapologetic ho meeting her monsters, an overly possessive, extremely unhinged stable of Skarsgards, very few morals, Norse mythology with many ridiculous liberties taken, multi-POVs, tasty banter, and naughty dark humor, then stuff your face with Swedish meatballs!
Contains a bonus story, "The Yule Log (in Jör's Lederhosen)."
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When I had nothing left to lose, I traveled to the hut in the woods, where no one dared approach. The witch who lived there recognized the darkness in my soul and took me under her wing to witness her reign of terror firsthand, and eventually, to inherit her legacy as my own. Now, I’m the monster they fear, the one humans avoid at all costs. In this welcome isolation, I've attempted to forget my past and the future that was taken from me. Until three men appear, somehow able to break through my protective wards and see me in my true form.
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Amazing!!!!
- By LindsayReads on 11-18-21
By: C. Rochelle
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Get It Together
- The Undead Detective Agency, Book 1
- By: Shelby Rhodes
- Narrated by: Lance West
- Length: 7 hrs and 50 mins
- Unabridged
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Hello, there! I’m Octavius Evander. And this is the beginning of my story—well…sort of. It’s not the very beginning. As a vampire, that story would be way too long to write down—think, before the Romans. Rather, this story is about how I met the love of my unlife. Okay, it will be mostly about the cool and fancy detective agency I opened and solving mysteries, but also a little about love too.
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EVER WATCH GROWNUPS TWO
- By Karri on 04-06-24
By: Shelby Rhodes
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Death Blooms
- By: Yolanda Olson
- Narrated by: Nikola Muckajev
- Length: 3 hrs and 47 mins
- Unabridged
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I deal in beautiful things. I'm paid to create unique masterpieces and I enjoy my work. I'm the best there is because I'm patient, kind, and quick. I wear the mask of humanity when I need to, and I play the part of just another stranger walking past you on the street, but there's something I want that I can't quite seem to get my hands on. For all of the blood I shed - for all of the flesh I've stripped, there's only one touch that I long to feel.
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WOW WHAT A STORY
- By Amanda Kay Anderson/Beauty.and.the.bookies on 05-21-21
By: Yolanda Olson
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Flakes
- A Licking Thicket Prequel Novella
- By: Lucy Lennox, May Archer
- Narrated by: Michael Dean
- Length: 2 hrs and 5 mins
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Opposites attract in this fun prequel novella set during an unexpected Tennessee snowstorm. Enjoy forced-proximity and enemies-to-lovers tropes as this brand new couple finds love among the zany, meddling residents of our beloved Licking Thicket.
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Sweet and short!
- By RACHEL REED on 01-26-21
By: Lucy Lennox, and others
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Monsters Within
- The Creatures We Crave, Book 1
- By: R.L. Caulder
- Narrated by: C.J. Grey, Vanessa Moyen
- Length: 6 hrs and 51 mins
- Unabridged
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Have you ever lost yourself in a fantasy world you created? That's how I've survived the years alone in a reality where humans cower in fear of supernatural creatures hiding behind the veil. All I've ever had is my pen, my notebook, and the world I created to make it through the days as a ward of the state, suffering at the hands of the real villains of the world—humans. The pages of my notebook hold three sinful, feared monsters. Ones that I certainly shouldn't be pining over since they aren't even real.
By: R.L. Caulder
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Come Out & Prey
- Apex Academy Capers, Book 1
- By: Cassandra Featherstone
- Narrated by: Kayden Lukakis, Michelle Price
- Length: 5 hrs and 43 mins
- Unabridged
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Being a teenager is bullshit. You'd think being an heir in one of most powerful families in predator society would make it easier, but you'd be dead wrong. From the moment I was old enough, my bloodthirsty parents made sure I understood my job is to smile, nod, and look pretty in public. None of my choices are my own, including my friends, my future, and even my hairstyle. The only sliver of happiness I cling to is my boyfriend, Todd, and attending Apex Academy where I'll be free of the chains holding me down.
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A Tad Cliche, But Still Delightful
- By Kindle Customer on 01-05-25
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The Blood Boss
- Black Veil Series, Book 1
- By: Davidson King
- Narrated by: Tim Paige, Declan Winters
- Length: 5 hrs and 21 mins
- Unabridged
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Keeping the vampires under control is a task Cain takes seriously. Humans have accepted his rule, and anyone who seeks to destroy his territory is given swift punishment. His promise to keep Black Veil safe comes with great sacrifice and selflessness; never does he dare hope for more in life. Until one day, a man walks through his front door and changes everything.
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Brill start of a new series w/incredible narrators
- By padme35 on 02-28-22
By: Davidson King
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Hide From Me
- A standalone snarky dark romance
- By: Chelle Wolfe
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 7 hrs and 48 mins
- Unabridged
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Life gave her shadows and she’ll make sure her past looks damn good in them. Rylee’s camera lens catches more than just dead bodies, it’s caught the eye of a masked artist. She hides behind the chaos of her job as a crime scene photographer where the dead can’t judge her demons. She escaped her old life thanks to a boy that still haunts her dreams. The one that got left behind. Her entire life has been one cruel circumstance after another. Somehow everyone who crosses her path ends up dead, and she doubts its just karma at play. In the shadows there’s always someone. And she ...
By: Chelle Wolfe
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Heaven Sent
- Heaven’s Rejects MC Series, Book 1
- By: Avelyn Paige
- Narrated by: Alexander Cendese, Jillian Macie
- Length: 7 hrs and 40 mins
- Unabridged
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Desperate to escape the demons of her past, Dani is on the run. Her plans to hide out in a sleepy Los Angeles suburb turn into a pipe dream, as she is drawn into the secret-filled world of the local motorcycle club. Dani soon learns that her secrets and lies are nothing compared to those kept behind the clubhouse doors. Trying to avoid the suspicious Vice President, she must keep a low profile in order to survive. The trouble comes when the VP has other ideas. Hero has simple needs. As the Heaven's Rejects Vice President, he has everything he wants at his disposal.
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Average
- By Book.Lover.IRL on 01-06-25
By: Avelyn Paige
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Facing West
- A Forever Wilde Novel
- By: Lucy Lennox
- Narrated by: Michael Dean
- Length: 9 hrs and 26 mins
- Unabridged
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I left my family and tiny Texas hometown 15 years ago to escape small-town gossips and to give my mom and sister the chance at a better life. But when a phone call from an attorney back home informs me that my sister passed away, leaving me custody of her newborn baby, I'm shocked out of the steady life I've built for myself running a tattoo shop in San Francisco. The thing is: I don't do babies. And I don't do small towns. Or commitment. And I especially don't do family.
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✫✫ 4 Stars ✫✫
- By ❤️Cyndi Marie❤️🎧Audiobook Addicts🎧 on 07-23-19
By: Lucy Lennox
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A Polar Expedition: And Other Stimulating Research Opportunities
- Shades of Sanctuary, Book 1
- By: Kass O'Shire
- Narrated by: Will M. Watt, Khristine Rivière
- Length: 6 hrs and 14 mins
- Unabridged
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For fans of determined plus-sized heroines and cinnamon-roll bear shifters, A Polar Expedition is the first standalone novella in the Shades of Sanctuary series, where the vibes are cozy, the heat is high, and the mates are monstrous. Grab a cup of tea and snuggle in because while the burn might be slow, the HEA is only a few hours away!
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The characters developing relationship.
- By Mohini Mundy on 12-17-24
By: Kass O'Shire
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Daughter of Shadow
- Daughter of Shadow, Book 1
- By: LJ Swallow
- Narrated by: Will M. Watt, Ella Lynch
- Length: 5 hrs and 46 mins
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The dragons are dead, the Ebon Queen has destroyed the elven realms, and the courts are at war. The queen's dark magic grows in strength, and the kingdom is losing the battle against her. Three men are sent from the Silvercrest Court stronghold to seek others to aid their cause. Leander, an eminent and domineering High Lord. Rohan, a fierce and seductive Knight of the Realm. Galen, a deceptively gentle and passionate High Elf. Their task: recruit the most potent magic users from the shire towns and train them to join the crusade against the Ebon Queen.
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Story is good
- By Lori C. on 04-30-24
By: LJ Swallow
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Filthy Wicked Psychos: Complete Series
- By: Eva Ashwood
- Narrated by: Cassandra Medcalf, Daniel James Lewis
- Length: 52 hrs and 49 mins
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I was the girl no one looked at twice. Until they saw me. My whole life, no one has had my back. My parents are dead, my adoptive mother is a drug addict, and the mean girls on campus mock me for my scars. So when I end up desperate for money and out of options, I agree to sell the one thing I have left: my innocence. On the night I’m meant to give my body to a brutal Russian mobster, three men storm into the room like dark shadows and kill him before he can claim me. When they drag me from the blood-soaked bed, I’m certain they’re going to kill me too.
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Filthy Wicked Psychos?
- By Lorna Trindade on 01-20-25
By: Eva Ashwood
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The Vampire Curse: Royal Covens Books 1-3
- A Why Choose Paranormal Romance
- By: J.R. Thorn
- Narrated by: Vanessa Moyen
- Length: 13 hrs and 25 mins
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Four sexy vampires. One feisty female. An ancient curse that'll test them all. The Vampire Curse is the complete three-book Royal Covens series.
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I love this book
- By chalaywa on 06-07-21
By: J.R. Thorn
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Mongrel
- Outcast Mates
- By: Lee Colgin
- Narrated by: Tom Zadoyko
- Length: 9 hrs and 22 mins
- Unabridged
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Mongrel, a creature more wolf than man, leads a lonely life on the fringes of pack society—until the night a handsome vampire shows up with a mysterious request. Bowie, a vampire cursed to a life of endless nights, maintains close ties with his human family. When young girls in their village go missing, he must act quickly. But to find them, he’ll need to convince the local werewolf pack to loan him their best tracker—a wolf known as the Mongrel.
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Captivating and Immersive Storytelling!
- By ash_reads_romance on 11-15-24
By: Lee Colgin
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Switched
- By: N.R. Walker
- Narrated by: Joel Leslie
- Length: 8 hrs and 51 mins
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Israel Ingham's life has never been easy. He grew up in a house devoid of love and warmth. Nothing he ever did was good enough. The fact that Israel is gay just added to the long list of his father's disappointments. Then a letter from Eastport Children's Hospital changes everything. A discovery is made, one of gross human error. Twenty-six years ago, two baby boys were switched at birth and sent home with the wrong families.
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A story to fall in love with.
- By Dana Piazzi on 06-15-18
By: N.R. Walker
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- LausBariatric
- 07-26-24
2.5
So it pains me to write this review. I rounded it up to 3 stars because it hurt me to leave it at 2.
Let me start by saying that Herculeia’s books is a masterpiece. It was a five star read for me and I absolutely adored it. Which is why when I noticed that Iola had her own book with her own monsters I was extremely excited and got the audiobook at once, unfortunately for me the book just didn’t deliver.
I have to admit that I was not interested in the plot at all, I found it a bit boring, and I was just not invested in the outcome.
The romantic aspect was just lacking for me, one of the love interest absolutely hates Iola and is an asshole during the whole book so I can’t really understand where the falling in love came from. Jör felt like the protagonist most of the time, and I did adore him, and then Fen’s distance just didn’t make sense, it was just all over the place, I was just very confused, I didn’t feel the love, I didn’t feel the romance, I didn’t see character development, I just put it at 2X, so I could finish it quickly and get it over with honestly.
I do want to point out that I absolutely absolutely adore Rochelle‘s books and if anyone reads this book as their first one, this shouldn’t discourage you from checking out her other stories because for me, they are all five star books, unfortunately it was a miss for me on this one.
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- Paula Sabol
- 03-24-24
amazing monster reverse harem with super sweet sweet sub and hot doms
I loved this story of combined Norse Mythology, cursed Monsters, and romance. I really enjoyed the references to Norse Mythology and Ragnarock. The characters were fun some super sweet and others alphaholes but they all worked as they found their roles in this foursome. There was plenty of excitement as Iola tried to figure out her place with her men. There was plenty of spice as Fate shows its hand. If you enjoy monster tales with sub and dom roles, fated mates, found family, and lots of toe curling s$xytimes!
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