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  • Weapon of A.S.S. Destruction

  • By: Alfonzo Rachel
  • Narrated by: Alfonzo Rachel
  • Length: 8 hrs and 22 mins
  • 4.7 out of 5 stars (222 ratings)

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Weapon of A.S.S. Destruction

By: Alfonzo Rachel
Narrated by: Alfonzo Rachel
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Publisher's summary

Liberals are all about love. They love poor people…as long as they stay poor.

They love choice…as long as it's not in education, energy, healthcare, or commerce.

They love rights…as long as we're not talking about the rights of the unborn.

They love black people…as long as they stay on the Democrat plantation.

So they just love Alfonzo Rachel.

Weapon of A.S.S. (American Socialist States) Destruction obliterates liberal lies - from the so-called "party switch" to the money-grubbing self-righteousness of the green movement. Poverty pimps, Afrocentrics, RINOs, Demon-crats, whatevuh...all of you jive turkeys better watch out! 'Cause Zo's about to drop some truth bombs up in here!

©2012 Alfonzo Rachel (P)2012 Alfonzo Rachel
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Critic reviews

"What’s always kind of fascinated me about Zo is the fact that he’s funny without ever making jokes. Most of the time he’s just disassembling the opposition with a sort of good-natured logic. I don’t even know why it’s amusing, but it is. Maybe because the left’s reasoning is so silly that, when Zo exposes it, its natural absurdity comes out. In any case, the guy is just a pleasure to spend time with." (Andrew Klavan, Best Selling author Social/Political commentator)
"Zo's distillations are breathtaking and so funny.....I was stunned for hours by the most provocative, riveting and cohesive social statements that I’ve read in the last twenty years. Zo touched, in some way...everything.....with such focus and force....I laughed so hard on the plane people thought I was crazy!" (Dwight Schultz, Actor, A-Team, Star Trek, Radio talk show host)
"Zo has powerful things to say, and when he says them he says them in such a straightforward, honest and truthful way that the sound you hear ringing in your ears is simply the ring of truth, clearly and bravely uttered." (Bill Whittle, Social/Poitical Commentator)

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Awesome Book

20 pound sledge these truths across our great Nation. Big government goes away and we the people prosper.

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Something for everyone

One of the best purchases I've ever made; loved the extra features and enhancements. Very entertaining!

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Great book. It's good to hear another side.

I loved the book. And I agree with almost everything he says. Now I rarely agree with most people due their inability to explain their point of view. I like that he addresses the same issue I have problems with and gives clear reasoning. I think a wise person listens to both sides before making a decision. We rarely ever get both sides in school or new. We need more of this for our kids. If for no other reason then to be open minded.

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Brilliant and entertaining

Although not without structure, there is a certain stream of consciousness in Rachel's writing style that I find refreshing.

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Absolutely Awesome!

I love how he speaks honestly and is entertaining while remaining true to his principles and to the Bible. Cool AND Smart!

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Enjoyed the content and the narrators delivery. Exciting and informative . I recommend this book to young and old alike to be reminded of the true and unrevised American history.

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Zo is great showing fault in the liberal narrative

Heard about this book through Zo's Youtube videos. A very entertaining and thought provoking take on conservatism vs. liberalism. He is very good at creating analogies that make the point in an entertaining way. The chapter on religion was a little much for me to get through, but the rest of the book was thoroughly enjoyable.

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Awesomeness

Overall a great listen. He really understands the meaning of our constitution and is a true American. I didn't realize he was going to poor so much religion into it but he blended all aspects together with some great humor to go along with it. This is also a lot of info to take in. I'll probably be listening to it several more times and will learn even more each time. Great job!

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Great book..... a must get

I very much Enjoyed the narration by Mr Rachel. Great explanation about the Dixie-crats and Neo-Cons. And refreshing to hear from the Christian perspective. Will listen to this one again later. Thank you for the education.

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A+ for maximum effort

I love this book because it says what every single white,conservative,christian republican has on their mind that they don't have the will to say out in public. It's a great book that even liberals need to listen to, even though we know they won't. I love how he has a very subtle sense of humor also that makes me laugh without thinking I just laughed at something a little gross or screwed up. XD

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