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Alfonzo Rachel
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Alfonzo Rachel
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Liberals are all about love. They love poor people…as long as they stay poor.
They love choice…as long as it's not in education, energy, healthcare, or commerce.
They love rights…as long as we're not talking about the rights of the unborn.
They love black people…as long as they stay on the Democrat plantation.
So they just love Alfonzo Rachel.
Weapon of A.S.S. (American Socialist States) Destruction obliterates liberal lies - from the so-called "party switch" to the money-grubbing self-righteousness of the green movement. Poverty pimps, Afrocentrics, RINOs, Demon-crats, whatevuh...all of you jive turkeys better watch out! 'Cause Zo's about to drop some truth bombs up in here!
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- 01-16-17
Awesome Book
20 pound sledge these truths across our great Nation. Big government goes away and we the people prosper.
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- David
- 03-03-17
Something for everyone
One of the best purchases I've ever made; loved the extra features and enhancements. Very entertaining!
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- jason
- 07-22-15
Great book. It's good to hear another side.
I loved the book. And I agree with almost everything he says. Now I rarely agree with most people due their inability to explain their point of view. I like that he addresses the same issue I have problems with and gives clear reasoning. I think a wise person listens to both sides before making a decision. We rarely ever get both sides in school or new. We need more of this for our kids. If for no other reason then to be open minded.
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- David
- 07-11-15
Brilliant and entertaining
Although not without structure, there is a certain stream of consciousness in Rachel's writing style that I find refreshing.
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- Kindle Customer
- 02-10-18
Absolutely Awesome!
I love how he speaks honestly and is entertaining while remaining true to his principles and to the Bible. Cool AND Smart!
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- michelle macon
- 05-04-19
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Enjoyed the content and the narrators delivery. Exciting and informative . I recommend this book to young and old alike to be reminded of the true and unrevised American history.
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- Hans
- 08-18-16
Zo is great showing fault in the liberal narrative
Heard about this book through Zo's Youtube videos. A very entertaining and thought provoking take on conservatism vs. liberalism. He is very good at creating analogies that make the point in an entertaining way. The chapter on religion was a little much for me to get through, but the rest of the book was thoroughly enjoyable.
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- Richard
- 05-11-15
Awesomeness
Overall a great listen. He really understands the meaning of our constitution and is a true American. I didn't realize he was going to poor so much religion into it but he blended all aspects together with some great humor to go along with it. This is also a lot of info to take in. I'll probably be listening to it several more times and will learn even more each time. Great job!
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- Mike Orr
- 01-02-15
Great book..... a must get
I very much Enjoyed the narration by Mr Rachel. Great explanation about the Dixie-crats and Neo-Cons. And refreshing to hear from the Christian perspective. Will listen to this one again later. Thank you for the education.
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- Anonymous User
- 08-26-18
A+ for maximum effort
I love this book because it says what every single white,conservative,christian republican has on their mind that they don't have the will to say out in public. It's a great book that even liberals need to listen to, even though we know they won't. I love how he has a very subtle sense of humor also that makes me laugh without thinking I just laughed at something a little gross or screwed up. XD
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