
What the F*ck Just Happened?
Stories from the Supermarket
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Narrated by:
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Ken Vanlith
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By:
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Blake Cooper
About this listen
Some of the most bizarre things happen at the local supermarket. Whether you work at one or shop at one, many of us have crazy tales to tell. From whores throwing patio furniture to seeing things that can’t be unseen, dig in for stories that will make you shake your head, stare in disbelief, leave you in shock, and make you say What the F*ck Just Happened?
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