
Where's My Crown for Acting Like Everything Is Fine?
Royally Surviving Life's Waiting Periods
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Making it through the tough waiting periods that string together can leave us feeling anything but fabulous. But oh queen, you are!
Four-time Emmy Award-winning journalist and TV host Kerstin Lindquist helps us break out of our most painful waiting rooms by delivering raw truth (When did making women friends become so hard?), attainable faith (For two excruciating, sweat-inducing minutes, I publicly prayed a prayer so disjointed I can't even recreate the sounds, it was that bad), and real-life humor (My text read: "Just realized I'm naked in my kitchen making myself a martini").
In this book, Kerstin shares her own stories with the honesty of your best friend. She explains what has worked for real, overwhelmed, under-supported women who are living through unbearable waits: unemployment, illness, infertility, death, even seasons of joylessness that seem to never end. You will learn how to manage all the little waits that come daily, the ones that make you feel like you're missing out on your life.
Where's My Crown offers tangible advice and actionable steps for coping through each season, including how to improve your prayer life; how to break free from lack of sleep; what foods can help you get and stay fit; how to find the elusive "tribe" we're supposed to have but can't seem to locate; how to pick the right therapist; and more.
©2020 Kerstin Lindquist (P)2020 eChristianListeners also enjoyed...
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- Deborah Shaw
- 12-04-22
Thank You Kerstin
Loved this book.
Thank you, Kerstin, for telling us your struggles.
I found your book when I felt I was alone in life's struggles.
the book is a must read if you feel alone or facing struggles in life.
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