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Willful Child
- Willful Child, Book 1
- Narrated by: MacLeod Andrews
- Length: 9 hrs and 46 mins
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These are the voyages of the starship A.S.F. Willful Child. Its ongoing mission: to seek out strange new worlds on which to plant the Terran flag, to subjugate and if necessary obliterate new life-forms, to boldly blow the...
And so we join the not-terribly-bright but exceedingly cock-sure Captain Hadrian Sawback and his motley crew on board the Starship Willful Child for a series of devil-may-care, near-calamitous and downright chaotic adventures through "the infinite vastness of interstellar space".
The New York Times best-selling author of the acclaimed Malazan Book of the Fallen sequence has taken his lifelong passion for Star Trek and transformed it into a smart, inventive, and hugely entertaining spoof on the whole mankind-exploring-space-for-the-good-of-all-species-but-trashing-stuff-with-a-lot-of-high-tech-gadgets-along-the-way, overblown adventure. The result is an SF novel that deftly parodies the genre while also paying fond homage to it.
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- By: Rick Partlow
- Narrated by: Scott Aiello
- Length: 30 hrs and 27 mins
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As a sci-fi author with a hit TV show, I have a few ideas about what alien invaders are supposed to look like. In my stories, they’re technologically advanced monsters, with tentacles, and no faces. Turns out I was right about the technology. And about how angry they’d be. But the way they look…that’s more terrifying than even I could have imagined. They look exactly like us. Because they are us.
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A Space Journey With ‘The Feels’
- By L. D. Roy the Junior on 02-14-24
By: Rick Partlow
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Rift
- By: Nathan Hystad
- Narrated by: Richard Ferrone, Flynn Earl Jones, Mark Sanderlin, and others
- Length: 8 hrs and 55 mins
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They’ve watched us for centuries through the Rift. They’ve prepared. Invasion is inevitable. The Earth Fleet has known of the Watchers for years, unwilling to share the knowledge with humanity. Now it might be too late. Hidden away from the Fleet, one man is creating a new colony ship destined for the other side of the Rift, but he’s missing a few pieces. Three other people have varied paths to get there. Ace goes from the streets of Earth to the Fleet training facility on the moon. Flint, an ex-Fleet pilot, must decide if a job is worth his life.
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The story didn't end.
- By Amazon Customer on 06-25-20
By: Nathan Hystad
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A Fiery Sunset
- The Omega War, Book 1
- By: Chris Kennedy, Mark Wandrey
- Narrated by: Todd McLaren
- Length: 16 hrs and 3 mins
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The plot by the Galactic Union’s Mercenary Guild against the Four Horsemen has culminated in an invasion of Earth. Faced with an overwhelming force, the human mercs had no choice. They’ve fled, leaving Sansar Enkh to go to the Mercenary Guild headquarters on Capital Planet to stand trial for humanity. On the run, Jim Cartwright and Nigel Shirazi have travelled to the Winged Hussars’ secret base of New Warsaw, in an effort to convince Alexis Cromwell to join the fight, while the other mercenaries who escaped the fall of Earth have gone to the perceived safe haven of Karma.
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had a hard time finishing
- By Connie Uriarte on 05-17-20
By: Chris Kennedy, and others
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Wholesale Slaughter
- By: Rick Partlow
- Narrated by: Marc Vietor
- Length: 7 hrs and 19 mins
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Logan Conner is the son of a king, the heir to the largest of the five star-dominions, and the best mech pilot in the galaxy. His people are plagued by pirates and raiders, surrounded by enemies, and not even his father can fight them all. Logan gives up his position, his rank, even his name, and becomes Jonathan Slaughter, leader of a rough-and-ready band of mercenary mech-jocks bent on taking the battle to the enemy on their own terms.
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Don't Judge It By The Title
- By Gryffen on 07-26-19
By: Rick Partlow
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Federal Histories Bundle, Books 1-3
- By: Michael Anderle
- Narrated by: Jesse Vilinsky
- Length: 68 hrs and 59 mins
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The future has amazing technology. Our alien allies have magic. Together, we are building a training system to teach the best of humanity to go to the stars. But the training is monumentally expensive. Stephanie Morgana is a genius, she just doesn't know it. Join her on the first half of her adventure with this collected edition, including the first three megabooks in the Federal Histories series.
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I see why this series/book has low sales.
- By Rondell on 02-09-24
By: Michael Anderle
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The Daedalus Job
- Outlaws of Aquilia, Book 1
- By: M. D. Cooper
- Narrated by: Christian Rummel, Amy Landon
- Length: 7 hrs and 55 mins
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Within the L, a tri-star system located inside the Aquilian Nebula, Jax makes a living trading and smuggling whatever goods pay the best. So far, he’s avoided being caught with anything too damning in his ship’s holds, but when he takes a job for Korinth, an infamous arms dealer, all that changes. The haul is worth 10 times his ship, and when the contents gets him embroiled in a tug of war between the major political factions of the L, Jax has to keep the criminals he works for from discovering that he’s playing both sides.
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A Crate is a crate?
- By Gil T on 07-21-20
By: M. D. Cooper
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Winter's Rising
- Dystance, Book 1
- By: Mark Tufo
- Narrated by: Sean Runnette
- Length: 11 hrs and 25 mins
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From birth to death, The War is all the citizens of Dystance know. As children it is drilled into their heads that war is the purpose behind all existence. Winter doesn't agree. She's stumbled across remnants of life the way it was before The War began, and now she longs to be as free as her ancestors. With help from her best friend Cedar and the boy she is forbidden to love, Tallow. She believes she can do it. Winter can see a life beyond the Pickets, beyond the constant hunger and the threat of death, beyond the war machine.
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Unbelievable, melodramatic romance.
- By Lynn A Blankenship on 03-28-19
By: Mark Tufo
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Columbus Day
- Expeditionary Force, Book 1
- By: Craig Alanson
- Narrated by: R.C. Bray
- Length: 16 hrs and 23 mins
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We were fighting on the wrong side of a war we couldn't win. And that was the good news. The Ruhar hit us on Columbus Day. There we were, innocently drifting along the cosmos on our little blue marble, like the native Americans in 1492. Over the horizon come ships of a technologically advanced, aggressive culture, and BAM! There go the good old days, when humans only got killed by each other. So, Columbus Day. It fits. When the morning sky twinkled again, this time with Kristang starships jumping in to hammer the Ruhar, we thought we were saved.
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WHISKEY TANGO FOXTROT
- By Jim "The Impatient" on 01-04-17
By: Craig Alanson
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Swarm
- Star Force, Book 1
- By: B. V. Larson
- Narrated by: Mark Boyett
- Length: 10 hrs
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Kyle Riggs is snatched by an alien spacecraft sometime after midnight. The ship is testing everyone it catches and murdering the weak. The good news is that Kyle keeps passing tests and staying alive. The bad news is the aliens who sent this ship are the nicest ones out there.
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Finally some ORIGINAL scifi action.
- By Amazon Customer on 10-25-11
By: B. V. Larson
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Initiate
- Animus, Book 1
- By: Joshua Anderle, Michael Anderle
- Narrated by: Scott Aiello
- Length: 9 hrs and 13 mins
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He was in a gang but was trying to change his future, when a board member of the elite advanced academy NEXUS made a snap decision and offered him a chance. Then fate, or an unbalanced genius, offered him another. The Nexus Academy is for the elite trainees from Earth, and now trials from our alien allies, as they teach the future generation how to fight, lead, hack, spy, and many other talents and tactics. Hired by companies, governments, and NGOs, these graduates work to pay off the massive debt their training at the academy accumulates.
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I don’t Understand How It received Any Good Reviews
- By Joseph B. Daugherty on 08-23-19
By: Joshua Anderle, and others
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Mechanical Failure
- Epic Failure, Book 1
- By: Joe Zieja
- Narrated by: Joe Zieja
- Length: 10 hrs and 15 mins
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The 200 years' (and counting) peace was a time of tranquility that hasn't been seen since...well, ever. Mankind in the Galactic Age had finally conquered war, so what was left for the military to do but drink and barbecue? That's the kind of military that Sergeant R. Wilson Rogers lived in before he left the fleet to become a smuggler. But it turns out that smuggling is hard. Like getting-arrested-for-dealing-with-pirates-and-forced-back-into-service kind of hard.
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This book helped save my job!
- By John David Akers on 07-19-16
By: Joe Zieja
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First Encounter
- Ascension Wars, Book 1
- By: Jasper T. Scott
- Narrated by: Ben Jaeger-Thomas
- Length: 8 hrs and 4 mins
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The United Nations of Earth sent out the Forerunner ships to explore and colonize the four most promising star systems within 50 light-years of Earth. Forerunner One left Earth under the command of Captain Clayton Cross, heading for Trappist-1. After a ninety year journey to reach it, the crew encountered not only a habitable world, but alien life already inhabiting it, and dark secrets lurking beneath the surface. The revelation of who these aliens are and what they want proves more terrifying than promising, and Captain Cross is forced to make tough decisions that will affect not only his crew, but the fate of the entire human race.
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Good Story and Concept; Narrator mispronouncing
- By Vance F. on 02-18-20
By: Jasper T. Scott
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- Philip gagne
- 09-23-17
It's fun. It's funny. It's exactly what I wanted.
It's what I wanted, and I didn't even know it. I'd gotten a little sick of epic fantasy and Space Operas. I love them, but what I needed was something that didn't take itself so seriously.
It's a great satire of Star Trek, and our culture as a whole. The Star Trek/Sci-Fi jokes are spot on. I was previously unfamiliar with Erikson, so at first I thought the book would descend into lampooning Sci-Fi tropes and cheap blue humor. I was pleasantly surprised by the more insightful shots at our culture as a whole, which persist throughout the book. The story is utterly absurd, and remarkably enjoyable.
From here I went on to Redshirts (another excellent Star Trek parody), and some fantasy satires. Orconomics was by far the best I read.
Now I'm going to start Erikson's 10 book epic fantasy series, and others like it. However, this little break was just what I needed. Give it a shot, it might be what you need as well.
Oh, there is a Willful Child sequel now. I am planning on reading it as soon as I need a break from grand, epic worlds...
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- girl_rugby_prop1
- 07-11-18
5-star Narration of a funny book
This is a fun book that would have been good, even with a mediocre narrator. Luckily for us, though, this audio recording offers listeners a great book read by an extremely talented voice actor.
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- huntml
- 03-01-20
A fun satirical sendup of -- well, everything!
It has a few problems, particularly in the area of gender politics, but it is nonetheless an extremely entertaining and insightful and downright funny satire. I would not have thought one of the authors of the Malazan epics capable of such a story, and it adds considerably to my already very high estimation of him as a writer and thinker.
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- KHeinzen
- 06-01-23
Works for me
Easy to enjoy. Very entertaining performance. Good enough that I’m encouraged to continue with the series
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- Tory Thai
- 06-06-23
Very funny book but the plot was hard to follow.
A satire/parody and social commentary book that is oozing with humor that absolutely was up my alley.
Reading other books by this author I absolutely recognize that there are a lot of deeper meanings to what he writes about that actually I felt thecriticaldragon did a really good written review about when I looked this book up to see what people thought.
I agreed heavily with what that reviewer said, however, I dunno, i feel like I sorta lost the plot several times which really hurt my enjoyment.
It sometimes felt like a fever dream, if I like glazed over anything for even a second, who knows where the plot would end up. I was all a bit hard to keep track of and I wish could have paced itself a little slower. The pacing though is likely part of the parody part though, so I dunno, it's definitely a me issue more then anything.
I also didn't particularly like any of the characters. They were all satarized versions of common TV character tropes which is why they wernt likable but some character growth would have been nice to have something to latch onto.
I enjoyed my time with this for the humor but if anyone were to ask me to summarize what the heck went on with the plot threads, i simply couldn't. It made me dizzy at times and honestly would probably need to do a re-read maybe with the physical book and audiobook going at the same time and a notepad before I think about getting into the 2nd book of the series.
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- Jack
- 12-24-14
Star Trek meets Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy
What did you love best about Willful Child?
The fact that it was able to spoof nearly every overall theme element from Star Trek and turn into one cohesive satire story.
What did you like best about this story?
It doesn't stop, once you get going on the maiden voyage of the Willfull Child there is no stops or breaks.
Which scene was your favorite?
HA! When The Captain has to resuscitate the Chief Medical Officer.
Was this a book you wanted to listen to all in one sitting?
Yes
Any additional comments?
This book is seriously Star Trek meets Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy. It takes all of the overall repeating themes from Star Trek along with some of the mundane ridiculous and blends them with the comedic style of Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy. Seriously what more could you want?
For those of you whom are disappointed that this is not a long running deep rooted series Al la Malazan Book of the Fallen, well there is some serious social political undercurrents to this book but they are buried deep underneath the hilarious and ridiculous.
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- Brentwood
- 08-06-18
picard/beeblebrox/brannigan love child
Equal parts Star trek hitchhikers guide and Futurama all rolled up into one great series. the narrarator is a too teir voice and makes every character different and memorable. times I'm even reminded of Tehol Bedict
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- Elysa
- 08-12-19
Hilarious and ridiculous parody
If you imagine all the memes about Captain Kirk happening on an actual episode of Star Trek, you get this book. The characters are outrageous and exaggerated versions of Star Trek favorites. Everything has a ridiculous name, and the captain puts himself and everyone else in unnecessarily risky situations. I laughed a lot while reading it.
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- Craig
- 12-23-16
I nearly puked! With laughter. (No joke.)
What did you love best about Willful Child?
The character depictions and the adventures of the Willful Child were a non-stop romp through the SF (largely Star Trek) universe at warp... er T speed.
What was one of the most memorable moments of Willful Child?
There are many, but the opening conversation between Capt. Hadrian and his superior almost made me spit out my coffee!
What does MacLeod Andrews bring to the story that you wouldn’t experience if you just read the book?
He gives the characters their own voices and to the captain, in particular, he excellently translates his "devil make care" attitude.
Did you have an extreme reaction to this book? Did it make you laugh or cry?
I did! As I mentioned in the title above, I nearly puked! At one point I was laughing so hard that I was gagging on my coffee... Thankfully, I survived!
Any additional comments?
If you loved or even just had a passing relationship with Star Trek or Futurama's Zap Brannigan you will lov.... you can guess the rest.There is one WARNING however, the book is R-rated (not X-rated thankfully). It never goes beyond F-bombs, sexual allusions and implied sex, but it is there and not for the young. This is, without exception, the funniest SF book that I have ever had the pleasure of listening to and I can't wait for the next book in the series...OH Wait! I don't have to wait at all! Book 2 "Wrath of Betty" is already up on audible! I'm off to download!
Geez, I sound like a commercial~
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- Travis
- 02-20-17
crazy!!
story is a crazy romp through space. so very unexpected. a lot of fun, sad it is a short listen.
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