
Wow, You Look Terrible!
How to Parent Less and Live More
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Narrated by:
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Danny Ricker
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Jimmy Kimmel
About this listen
From Jimmy Kimmel Live! co-head writer Danny Ricker comes a satirical self-help manifesto for parents on the brink of despair, guaranteed to get you back the three things parenting takes from us all: our time, money, and mind.
You used to be a person. A real one—with hobbies, expendable income, and sex that was at least semi-annual. But then you had kids, and the more you became a parent, the less you became yourself. You love your children deeply, but most days you feel like nothing more than their service animal. That ends today ( ... just the second part. You can still love your kids.)
Wow, You Look Terrible! is a beacon of hope to beleaguered parents across the globe. The revolutionary child-rearing techniques within will teach you how to:
- Save money on soccer by having your child join a cult
- Throw your kid’s entire birthday party in 17 minutes flat
- Get shredded abs while pulling your toddler out of a bounce house
- Rid your life of the Easter Bunny once and for all
- And much, much more
With illustrations, personal stories from the author, and a foreword by four-time father and beloved late-night scamp Jimmy Kimmel, this book will take you down the righteous path of parenting less and living more.
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- Whitney K
- 04-25-25
Funny and Unique
Love that this is read by the author! He does a great job, it’s hard to believe this is his first time narrating an audiobook.
The sound effects and other unique features really made this stand out from other audiobooks. I listened while I was doing housework and I was cracking up the entire time. My favorite parts were the bath time flow chart (very clever how they adapted it to audio format) and “Chaos Meditation”. A really funny and fresh take on parenting!
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- Kelly Coombs
- 04-23-25
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I only heard 6 min ago and it is a very nice book and I love it
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- Kelly Caccamo
- 04-24-25
bad jokes
There is very little to like about it. What works good for a one line joke on a talk show, is not enogh to sustain a book.
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