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Zombie Paradise Lost

By: Javan Bonds
Narrated by: S.W. Salzman, Eric A. Shelman
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In a world overrun by rabid, naked, blue zombies, feeding on the flesh of all, a glimmering jewel of humanity endures. The Island of Guntersville has become a hopeful paradise for the survivors of the plague that ravages the land. Follow Mo, Smokes, Easy, and the rest of his band of misfits - oh, and a ninja monkey - on their replica pirate ship, the Viva Ancora, as they set off on a wild blue adventure in search of "the cure".

Meanwhile, back in the tranquil oasis, something dark and sinister has crept in. A wolf in sheep's clothing. A vile monster that hungers for the treasure that is humanity’s best hope for the future - the children.

Can good triumph over evil? Will this wickedness spread? Who will stand against the malevolence? Is all hope lost? It's the end of the world as we know it.

Come join us, friend. In a place where the zombies bite, fish bite, life always bite, and sometimes, people bite. Welcome to Zombie Paradise Lost.

©2019 Javan Bonds (P)2019 Javan Bonds
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Great Story!!

I've enjoyed all these books and it's a great series, Can't wait for it to continue.

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great

really like this one .make sure Wonder what makes people tick. also how stupid some people can be. I hope there's a 7 soon because I'm ready for it

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Zombie Paradise Lost

Mo and everyone are back, but this book is a bit different as this comes from the perspective of the islanders during the same time period of the book Zombie River Run. So while Mo and the Viva Ancora are still making its way downriver, a demon has embedded itself in Guntersville and it is praying on its children, and trying to usurp the elder Collins as mayor. But when it is the Techs semi adopted son that the Collin's are watching while Gene is on the river that goes missing things change, and the detective decides to go rogue to check out the new beloved preacher man.

This was a different kind of book/audio for Bonds and while it didn't have as much laughter it was needed I think to allow the series to grow, after all these are the weirdos you would meet in your new and ever changing neighborhood after a apocalypse event. There is still lots of action and suspense but I would have happily died a gruesome death had I been able to take the demon with me. As always narrator S W Salzman did a awesome job with all the characters and all their voices, I love listening to his books, and I can't wait for the next still alive book.

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Can't get enough!

WOW! This book topped the previous 5! It's hard to believe that it could be done, but Javan did it! I can't wait to find out what is going to happen in the next book. Hmm,maybe the Oracle will reveal a new protagonist named Kim Phillips 🤔😉😂

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Funnier and Funnier

Javan some how makes interesting story grow in it's humor and even manages to sprinkle in some serious drama. can't wait for the next one.

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They just keep coming!

I've listened to them all... They are AWESOME!! Love Smokes. Love the humor, conversations, action, and language. I love these books, seriously. And Shawn Salzman is a fantastic narrator.

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I listen at work

this is a great book, keeps me listening, bonding with the characters, co workers catch me laughing that southern accent is funny and I'm from Alabama

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Still Alive book 6

Javan Bonds is amazingly funny. I absolutely love this series it keeps me laughing all the way through it. His characters are very well thought out and the story line itself is awesome. I can't wait to hear book 7. Salzman is an amazing narrator I so love his wide range of voices in how no 2 characters sound the same.

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Better than the last one

I got in to this series late in the last book, it still hooked me In. It’s silly and gross and full of the course language I love. I really like where this is going. Not your Normal Armageddon story.


This book was given to me for free at my request and I provided this voluntary review.

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My favorite in the series

In the beginning when I found out that this book would be placed along side the last as far as timeline I was intensely disappointed, however the action and mystery really made up for any disappointment I may have felt.

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