• Dating as a Child Star, Proposing Naked (w/ Josh Peck)
    Jan 31 2025

    Comedian and actor Josh Peck (Drake and Josh, Good Guys podcast) joins Nicole to talk about meeting his wife at a Halloween party, proposing to her while naked, and what it was like to date as a child star. They share their experiences of being fat, how losing weight changed their dating lives, and why the right person just gets you. Plus, Nicole reflects on past relationships… and admits she really misses her fat ass.


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  • Mud Butt Mishaps (w/ Siobhan Thompson)
    Jan 24 2025

    Writer and comedian Siobhan Thompson (Dimension 20, Rick & Morty) joins Nicole to dive into the messy realities of hookup culture—from men leaving skid marks in bed to requesting ass-eating with a muddy butt. They debate whether it’s okay to ghost someone after a one-night stand. Siobhan shares why she had to turn off DM requests from D&D fans, her biggest dating 'icks,' and the differences between dating in London and Los Angeles. Plus, a PSA on why you should NEVER DATE YOUR IMPROV TEACHER.


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    1 hr and 2 mins
  • Matching Your Silly (w/ Eugene Cordero)
    Jan 17 2025

    Comedian and actor Eugene Cordero (Loki, The Mandalorian) joins Nicole to discuss having a UCB-involved proposal, his most awkward date, and finding someone that matches your silly. Plus, Nicole shares her attempt to get into anime - for a man.


    WATCH this episode on YouTube at youtu.be/ffIFVa7Ba0o.


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  • Left by my Fiancé, Relationship OCDs (w/ Allison Raskin)
    Jan 10 2025

    Author and mental health advocate Allison Raskin joins Nicole to talk about being left by her fiancé, dating with OCD, and how it affects relationships and intimacy. They learn how to make a guy laugh (according to WikiHow), discuss the most heartbreaking celebrity breakups, and explore the collective trauma we’ve experienced post-pandemic. Plus, Nicole gets hit on at Comic-Con.

    WATCH this episode on YouTube at https://youtu.be/Di9fzkjxMDc.


    Check out Allison Raskin's books at allisonraskin.com/books.


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    59 mins
  • A Naked Proposal (w/ Jimmy Kimmel)
    Jan 3 2025

    TV icon Jimmy Kimmel (Jimmy Kimmel Live!) joins Nicole to share the story of his naked proposal in Africa, the chaotic early days of his late-night show, and why he once prayed for it to be canceled. Kimmel talks about the best (and worst) New Year's resolutions, his tips for picking the perfect slot machines, and the surprising lessons he learned as a wedding DJ. Plus, he offers some unexpected advice on masturbation—and how taking a break might just change your life.


    WATCH this episode on YouTube at https://youtu.be/c7gl649E2WQ


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    1 hr and 8 mins
  • Loving Your Pregnancy (w/ Lennon Parham)
    Dec 27 2024

    Comedian and friend Lennon Parham (Veep, Somebody Somewhere) joins Nicole to discuss teaching and flirting between teachers, how she knew she was in love, and what she cherished about being pregnant. Nicole recounts the time her grandpa got caught smuggling razors in his shoes past TSA.

    Watch this episode on YouTube at youtu.be/mWWnVL-_2jg


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  • Ho Ho Ho, Sonic is Here! A Sonic The Hedgehog Holiday Special (w/ Ben Schwartz)
    Dec 20 2024

    It’s an extra special holiday treat! Nicole Byer is joined by her friend, comedian, and actor Ben Schwartz to talk about the true love of her life — Sonic the Hedgehog. Nicole opens up to Ben about her deep, emotional connection to Sonic and why it’s not just a bit. Ben shares the unexpected journey of landing the role, the fan backlash to the original 'Ugly Sonic' design, and debunks some of the internet’s wildest Sonic fan theories. Nicole makes her formal pitch for how she’d like to join the Sonic universe herself. Plus, special guest call-in appearances with the voice of Tails, Colleen O'Shaughnessey, and Sonic artist and co-producer, Tyson Hesse. You don't want to miss this!


    WATCH this episode on YouTube at https://youtu.be/vveFneSDN4k


    See Sonic The Hedgehog 3 in theatres today!


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    1 hr and 23 mins
  • How to Cover Up Stinky Shits From Your Partner (w/ Randall Park)
    Dec 13 2024

    Comedian and actor Randall Park (Fresh Off The Boat, WandaVision) joins Nicole Byer to talk about the best ways to hide your stinky shits from your partner, how comparing himself to his partner’s ex took an unhealthy turn, and the time he created a jazz club to impress a girlfriend. Meanwhile, Nicole hatches a plan to ride a garbage truck.


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    57 mins