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If you think before is the answer to the math problem 3 + 5, chances are, you're not sensitive. We wanted to call this our greatest hits, but decorum and lack of articulative individuals who may think we that's a salacious reference to a woman's bosom prevented us from doing so. But that doesn't alter the importance of what is offered within the covers of this book! Culled from our previous collection of examinations, this is truly the most comprehensive single exploration into male sensitivity ever offered to the general public! So here you have the best of the best... Or more like, the ...

Herman Rarebell is back! As a result of many requests from fans all over the world, Herman returns to take the world by storm with a "Hurricane Edition" of his popular autobiography "And Speaking of Scorpions...". Laced with more stories about the band and countless contributions from people on the inside like Scorpions Producer Dieter Dierks and their Manager David Krebs, to name but a few, this edition brings out more of the story and more of the fun that left many in tears as they read the original version. This is a must have for any true fan of the band or just someone who needs to ...

If your cousin says she named her son after his father, and you ask, “You named your son Postman?”, chances are, you’re not sensitive. Back once again is the Institute for Male Sensitivity Inclusive Studies with another in their acclaimed series of Male Sensitivity Tests. Though there is no actual definition to what sensitivity is, the Institute continues to evolve in ways they hope will help solve not only insensitivity among men but also the cause of male patterned baldness. Even though they’re not really sure what one has to do with the other, they suspect there is a connection ...

If your wife wants you to have sex with her best friend and explains her reasoning by saying, “She doesn’t believe me when I tell her how bad you are.”, chances are, you’re not sensitive. This edition of the Male Sensitivity Test from the Institute For Male Enlightenment and Sensitivity Inclusive Studies, focuses on adult misbehavior and understanding. Since most men don't seem to recognize the differences between the two sexes, this test is meant to illustrate it on an adult level. As such, it is meant only for adults. Once again utilizing the renowned Niedermeyer Rules for ...

When in Rome…Remember, gazpacho is supposed to be served cold.And so it goes for those hardworking men and women at The Institute of Male Sensitivity Inclusive Studies & Assorted Absurdities. Within these pages are the results of years exploration, exploitation, and investigation of the human psyche. Their goal has forever been that of increasing awareness of the most basic elements within our world. “We live in a very modern period of world history that can and has, at times, overwhelmed and confused even the most well-adjusted man… What you will find within the forthcoming pages can...

If you’re planning a hunting trip, and your wife asks if you’ll miss her, and you respond, “Only if you’re out of range when I fire.”, chances are, you’re not sensitive. The Institute of Male Sensitivity Inclusive Studies was founded on the premise that never in the history of mankind has any single body ever focused itself completely in the immersion of something so frivolous that no one would ever understand why they did it! And so we saw the void and founded the Institute of Male Sensitivity Inclusive Studies in the hopes that no one would ever ask us why we founded the ...

If a friend tells you he has a date with an angel, and you respond, “What are you, a necrophiliac?”, chances are, you’re not sensitive. About the InstituteThe Institute of Male Sensitivity Inclusive Studies was founded on the premise that never in the history of mankind has any single body ever focused itself completely in the immersion of something so frivolous that no one would ever understand why they did it! And so we saw the void and founded the Institute of Male Sensitivity Inclusive Studies in the hopes that no one would ever ask us why we founded the Institute of Male ...

Things that may be okay today may not be okay tomorrow. That's what political correctness is all about. It unfairly judges those from different times using the standards they have created. By contrast, God's standards never change nor does his measuring stick. Political correctness is based on the idea that imperfect people can legislate perfection. In the face of what appears to be systemic secularism, at no time in the modern world has there been a greater need for the word of God. Written to inspire and entertain, the message between these covers is one of truth and freedom. But most ...

If you’re asked to name the most beautiful piece in popular music history and can’t decide between Doris Day and Ann-Margret, chances are, you’re not sensitive.The indigent workforce at The Institute of Male Sensitivity Inclusive Studies, Assorted Absurdities & Asinine Allusions have returned with Another Male Sensitivity Test! Bolstered by the arousing response we received on our first offering, we have decided to add more depth to an otherwise shallow pool in the self-help industry. Though we’re not really sure how it’s self-help if we help you, we don’t quibble over such ...

If a chubby woman with a British accent tells you she's from Wales, and you ask, "Humpback or Killer?", chances are, you're not sensitive.The Institute of Male Sensitivity and a lot of other rubbish that means nothing, is at it again with book #8 in their comprehensive series titled "The Male Sensitivity Test".Nothing can be more sensitive that sensitivity itself!That, on it's own, may well define the real message within this series of pointedly focused texts bent on solving the world's woes when it comes to insensitive louts!

If your wife tells you peeing in a swimming pool is rude, and you indignantly justify your behavior by saying, “Oh, come on… Everyone does it.”, to which your wife replies, “Not from diving board, they don’t!”, chances are, you’re not sensitive. The brilliant intellectuals that make up the crack staff as well as the staff not taking drugs at the Institute of Male Sensitivity Inclusive Studies is at it again with more sensitivity training for those in search of training. We let our work speak for itself.If you need to be told a “cockfight” is between two chickens, chances ...

If you think O.J. Simpson would make an excellent spokesman for the Ginsu Knife because of his perceived expertise in the area of cutlery, chances are, you’re not sensitive. The Institute of Male Sensitivity Inclusive Studies and all the rest of that malarkey that follows, is back once again with another of the wildly popular Male Sensitivity Tests. We’re not sure why they are popular since we aren’t sure why anyone would subject himself to such rigorous self-examination, but we are not in business to judge. We are in business to make money! Things are more like they are today than ...

If you lock the keys in your car and you refuse to call a locksmith to get your wife out, chances are, you’re not sensitive. The Institute of Male Sensitivity Inclusive Studies is tirelessly at it once again with another in their acclaimed series of Male Sensitivity Tests. Don’t be fooled by other meaningless explorations into male sensitivity. Make sure you ask for it by name.If you’re told the best thing you can do for a friend who has had too much to drink is make him throw up, and, in an effort to follow that advice, you ask if anyone has a naked picture of Whoopi Goldberg you can...

Born of humble roots to working class parents and raised in a section of Atlanta, Georgia, referred to as “Cabbagetown” until the age of six, Tommy Roe grew up in the West End and rose to make history in the world of popular music. Starting out as one of a host of southern Rockabilly artists in 1962, by decade’s end, he had attained even greater fame in Hollywood by creating a genre of his own.However, don’t think for one minute that the journey from his modest upbringing to the glitz and glamour of Tinseltown was an easy one. It was anything but that. His story shadows a period in ...

If you think Abraham Lincoln was assassinated in a public restroom because you heard he was shot at Ford’s Theater in the head, chances are, you’re not sensitive.The Institute of Male Sensitivity Inclusive Studies is at it again with exam #11. Within these pages is everything you ever wanted to know about your own sensitivity can be found between the covers of this book! Up until now, you only thought you were sensitive. Now you can prove it! If you tell your son you’ll get him a car if he gets a haircut, and he reminds you that Jesus Christ had long hair, to which you reply, “Yes ...

If you ask your wife to get you a beer during sex and complain when the one she brings you is not imported, chances are, you’re not sensitive. Marriage & the Happily Ever After Syndrome is long overdue. Finally, there is a definitive examination that explodes all of the myths and misunderstandings between a husband and wife. While wives always know what they are doing, men never fully comprehend the thought process of their mate. This volume of our infamous Male Sensitivity Tests focuses entirely on the sacrament of marriage in hopes of providing the needed insight that is so lacking in ...

It is one thing to be a worthless wort on the butt of society, but it is quite another to be the one who points it out. In keeping with our long-standing tradition, a tradition spanning two previous books, 16 minutes and 34 seconds, we continue our series of important contributions to the scholastic world of completely worthless thoughts, phrases, axioms and proverbs for your bathroom reading pleasure. We, the prestigious elitists at the Institute For Male Enlightenment and Sensitivity Inclusive Studies, have spared every expense because we’re not only chintzy, but we don’t want to ...

What is a moron? Do we have a single definition that is universally accepted? That is the problem. Until the past few years there hasn’t been a clear definition of the term moron. But now, as a result of the ingenuity of those who truly are in charge of the world, we have clear illustrations of the word. It is demonstrated daily by those who run for political office. The less they know, the better they seem to do in the political arena. It is proof that knowledge is dangerous. Given that we are now lowering the bar substantially and redefining words, thoughts and actions that never needed...

If you believe Idaho is the proper answer to the question, “Which of you is a naughty girl?”, chances are, you’re not sensitive. The Institute for Male Enlightenment and Sensitivity Inclusive Studies was founded on the premise of seeking answers to important questions. Unfortunately, there were other Institutes who were doing the same thing. But when discovered that there were men willing to fork over hard-earned cash in exchange for a promise that they’d be more sensitive, that’s when the Institute went into high gear. And so, with the help of our crack staff and also those who ...

What can anyone say about the Institution For Male Enlightenment and Sensitivity Inclusive Studies that has not already been said? As such, we won’t say anything more than just the Institution was established during a time of need to assist those who are in need of assistance in finding their own need for assistance. We think that says it all. Our mission statement is very simple… Anything for a buck. We think that says it all. That said, this edition of their ongoing series of famous proverbs, axioms, sayings, expressions and quotes that no one has ever admitted to or said publicly (At...