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Narrated by:
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Cassandra Arnold
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By:
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Jeff Strand
About this listen
"You want to pay me to sleep with your wife?"
Kirk is extremely surprised by Ralph's proposition. He's even more surprised by the next part: Kirk is supposed to perform badly, to make Ralph look good by comparison. And Julie isn't supposed to know that any of this was planned.
It's the kind of offer any smart, sane person would turn down. But this is not a book about smart, sane people. This is "bad decisions spiral out of control" all the way.
From the Bram Stoker Award-nominated author of Pressure and Dweller comes something lighter, goofier, and way, way smuttier.
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Simply excellent!
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