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Tess Irondale
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By:
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Elliott Kay
About this listen
The vampire lord of Los Angeles is dead, plunging the nightlife into chaos. His subjects fight over his title and his missing treasure hoard. The conflict pushes werewolves, sorcerers, and djinn closer than ever to open war.
Repo man Evan Murphy knows nothing of the supernatural. He only wants a roof over his head and food for his cats. When a risky job lands him in the dungeon of a Hollywood Hills necromancer, a forgotten god offers him the power to escape—making him the target of a beautiful immortal mercenary and every monster within a hundred miles. Evan’s new magic may save the city from its shadows, but only if he can save himself.
Warning: Grand Theft Sorcery contains explicit sex, explicit violence, explicit criticism of American law enforcement, bilingual profanity, a meet-cute that ends in homicide, conspicuous consumption, Los Angeles, demons, monsters, cops, vampires, talent agents, tautologies, street racing, attempted murder, successful murder, axe murder, motorcycle helmet murder, matching basketball hoodies, carjacking, kidnapping, brief torture, discovery of animal abuse (past/off-page), destruction of evidence, rampant traffic violations, premeditated hotel reservation with only one bed, desecration of the dead, awkward meetings with the ex, awkward meetings with the ex’s mom, deadly bisexuals, hypermasculine podcaster trash, acknowledgment of white privilege, false license plates, conspiracy, squatting, looting, mauling, home invasion, trespassing, witchcraft, abuse of authority, aggressive generosity, arguable cannibalism, destruction of private property, search warrant violations, outright lies, phone hacking, petty theft, grand larceny, vandalism, arson, defenestration, resisting arrest, driving under the influence of existential shock, appropriation of queer meme culture, shooting, punching, kicking, biting, couch surfing, bribery of wildlife, old-timey Hollywood stereotypes, internet sexism and exploitation thereof, unflattering implications about heaven and angels, two entirely normal cats, and the Black Dog of the Mojave.
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- Unabridged
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I thought the last thing I would have expected while working at the mall during the holiday season was to meet a real elf woman. Then the blue-skinned ogre tore through the mall. The elf and I made a quick escape and ended up in a strange fantasy world. Now, I’m finding out that the elves have been in decline for centuries and are being hunted to extinction for their magical abilities. They need someone to help them. Someone to protect them. Someone with magical powers that could make elves strong like they used to be.
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smutt book
- By kody on 04-10-25
By: Dante King
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Monstrous Love: The Complete Trilogy Omnibus
- Monstrous Love
- By: Virgil Knightley
- Narrated by: Raya Kane, Richard Brock
- Length: 23 hrs and 15 mins
- Unabridged
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It would be an understatement to call Trevon Beaumont an accomplished monster slayer. He's traversed the European countryside upholding the legacy of his clan one completed mission at a time for the whole of his adult life. Now he's on his most perilous quest yet: slay the cruel but beautiful Countess Dracula.
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spaghetti got me cracking up
- By Wyatt Weber on 04-17-25
By: Virgil Knightley
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Dungeon Bound
- Dungeon Bound, Book 1
- By: Bastian Knight
- Narrated by: Andrea Parsneau
- Length: 13 hrs and 24 mins
- Unabridged
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Gabriel was a successful magic student until a classmate framed him, forcing him to join the Adventurer’s Guild to survive. Unfortunately, his career as an adventurer doesn’t turn out quite how he was hoping. While on his first delve, he discovers more about monsters, dungeons, and souls than he ever imagined. With that knowledge comes power and new friends. But even as his exotic companions enrich his life, they also give him more to lose.
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Excellent Narrator BUT
- By Avid Fantasy Reader on 09-05-20
By: Bastian Knight
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System Warrior Omnibus: Books 1-3
- A LitRPG Progression Fantasy
- By: Shane Hammond
- Narrated by: Christopher Harbour, Mandy McCullough
- Length: 36 hrs and 37 mins
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My life took a turn I never expected on the day the world ended. Suddenly forced to fight in a bloody arena by a faceless System, I find the only way to survive is to win. I’m told that ten victories in the arena will give me my freedom, but if I’m going to get there, I’ll need a crack team of hardened allies to fight with me. What I got instead was a bratty college girl with a jealousy streak, a momma’s boy roommate who now inhabits the body of a piglet, and a devastatingly gorgeous teacher whose sword is as sharp as her tongue.
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An erotic harem series but story is just ok
- By Sailfish on 03-09-25
By: Shane Hammond
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Flesh and Magic
- A LitRPG Adventure (Cultist of Cerebon, Book 1)
- By: Fizzicks
- Narrated by: Wayne Mitchell
- Length: 14 hrs and 21 mins
- Unabridged
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When Zareth was first reborn into a strange new world of magic and wonder, he was ecstatic. He’d expected to go on to live an exciting life filled with danger and adventure. Instead, Zareth spends much of his new life on the streets of Tal’Qamar before eventually becoming a Cultist to Cerebon, God of Flesh and Transformation, where he spends most of his time helping rich women smoothen their skin.
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Great listen, with a very odd choice of ending.
- By Ty on 03-15-25
By: Fizzicks
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Conscripted
- Chronicles of the Isekai’d Hexinblade, Book 1
- By: Patrick Underwood
- Narrated by: Jonathan Waters, Aurora Bliss
- Length: 13 hrs and 23 mins
- Unabridged
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Have you ever come across those stories with heroes who knew just how to get things done? The ones who were masters in five different martial arts, and knew ten ways to skin a bear after killing it with their bare hands? Yeah, that wasn’t me. Hell, I had trouble asking a girl out on a date. But someone in clerical must have made an error. Because I got ripped from an airplane on my way home after my last day in the Coast Guard. I mean, come on, I wasn’t even in one of the hardcore branches of the military or anything!
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Great start!
- By Brian on 04-09-25
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Dungeon Diving 101
- By: Bruce Sentar
- Narrated by: Christopher Boucher, Jessica Threet
- Length: 11 hrs and 26 mins
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The Dungeon is a place of magic and mystery, a vast branching, underground labyrinth that has changed the world and the people who dare to enter its depths. Those who brave its challenges are rewarded with wealth, fame, and powerful classes that set them apart from the rest. Ken was determined to follow the footsteps of his family and become one of the greatest adventurers the world has ever known. He knows that the only way to do that is to get into one of the esteemed Dungeon colleges, where the most promising young adventurers gather.
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Great book, but why replace the OG VAs?
- By Todd Morrow on 03-24-25
By: Bruce Sentar