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Tess Irondale
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By:
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Elliott Kay
About this listen
The vampire lord of Los Angeles is dead, plunging the nightlife into chaos. His subjects fight over his title and his missing treasure hoard. The conflict pushes werewolves, sorcerers, and djinn closer than ever to open war.
Repo man Evan Murphy knows nothing of the supernatural. He only wants a roof over his head and food for his cats. When a risky job lands him in the dungeon of a Hollywood Hills necromancer, a forgotten god offers him the power to escape—making him the target of a beautiful immortal mercenary and every monster within a hundred miles. Evan’s new magic may save the city from its shadows, but only if he can save himself.
Warning: Grand Theft Sorcery contains explicit violence, explicit criticism of American law enforcement, bilingual profanity, a meet-cute that ends in homicide, conspicuous consumption, Los Angeles, demons, monsters, cops, vampires, talent agents, tautologies, street racing, attempted murder, successful murder, axe murder, motorcycle helmet murder, matching basketball hoodies, carjacking, kidnapping, brief torture, discovery of animal abuse (past/off-page), destruction of evidence, rampant traffic violations, premeditated hotel reservation with only one bed, desecration of the dead, awkward meetings with the ex, awkward meetings with the ex’s mom, deadly bisexuals, hypermasculine podcaster trash, acknowledgment of white privilege, false license plates, conspiracy, squatting, looting, mauling, home invasion, trespassing, witchcraft, abuse of authority, aggressive generosity, arguable cannibalism, destruction of private property, search warrant violations, outright lies, phone hacking, petty theft, grand larceny, vandalism, arson, defenestration, resisting arrest, driving under the influence of existential shock, appropriation of queer meme culture, shooting, punching, kicking, biting, couch surfing, bribery of wildlife, old-timey Hollywood stereotypes, internet sexism and exploitation thereof, unflattering implications about heaven and angels, two entirely normal cats, and the Black Dog of the Mojave.
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High school senior Tanner Malone has bombed the Test, a high-stakes exam that establishes how much he owes for his corporate-funded education. Burdened by a crushing debt that rules out college, Tanner enlists in the navy of Archangel, a star system with four terraformed worlds. But he hasn't factored in the space pirates.
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YOUR TOO WORDY
- By Jim "The Impatient" on 05-28-16
By: Elliott Kay
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Aether's Blessing
- Aether's Revival, Book 1
- By: Daniel Schinhofen
- Narrated by: Andrea Parsneau
- Length: 17 hrs and 59 mins
- Unabridged
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Every year, the empire administers the rite of passage into adulthood. That rite serves to identify those blessed by Aether to become magi. The new magi are shipped to the academy to learn the arts of magic. The academy is a dangerous place; the tournaments held twice each year can cripple or kill the students, and the clans of the empire will go to great lengths to recruit the students they want. Gregory had one dream: to become a magi like the legends of old. Though he was ridiculed by the residents of the village and his unsupportive father, he never wavered from his dream.
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whoa
- By Benjamin on 08-31-20
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Days of High Adventure
- By: Elliott Kay
- Narrated by: Tess Irondale
- Length: 4 hrs and 14 mins
- Unabridged
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Gaming with friends offered what Amanda missed in her dreary college life: friendship and excitement, the thrill of combat for a good cause, and the chance to be a hero. Neither Amanda nor her friend, Eric, ever expected to face the suddenly real world of their fantasy adventures. But when a careless joke draws the ire of a dark wizard, both must rise to the challenge.
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Visit another world, but don't stay too long . . .
- By LITRPG Audiobook Reviews on 08-29-18
By: Elliott Kay
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Shifter City Hero
- An Urban Fantasy Adventure (A Lion's Pride, Book 1)
- By: Shane Hammond
- Narrated by: June Aaron, Rhys David
- Length: 13 hrs and 24 mins
- Unabridged
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Become a shifter. Build my pride. Be the leader these people need. I’ve always known I was different. There’s a beast inside me, clawing to get free—and it finally breaks loose when I return to Thornveil City, a magic-soaked metropolis crawling with shifters.
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Fantastic First Book in Series
- By Davis on 06-18-25
By: Shane Hammond
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Welcome to Midgard
- Contender Saga, Book 1
- By: Dave Willmarth
- Narrated by: Jessica Threet, Eric Jason Martin
- Length: 18 hrs
- Unabridged
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A simple farm boy in a mundane medieval world turned soldier after his home and family were destroyed. Mere steps from achieving his vengeance after years of fighting, a lucky sword strike ends his life. His soul is transferred against his will by one of the gods to another medieval world, one filled with magic, monsters, and races out of his childhood fairy tales. Our farm boy is now a Contender! Brought to Midgard to fight and kill other Contenders, to grow strong enough to ascend and become a Champion.
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Surprisingly lazy
- By Joseph on 05-22-25
By: Dave Willmarth
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Wild Wastes
- By: Randi Darren
- Narrated by: Andrea Parsneau
- Length: 10 hrs and 32 mins
- Unabridged
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In The Waste, every fantasy creature, fairytale demon, or mythological monster exists. From orcs, to neriads, ogres, trolls, wraiths, elves, harpies, and even beastmen. They all exist, and all despise humankind. In the ruins of the west and east coasts, new governments have arisen. With new jobs. Vince is a Ranger, a profession whose sole job duty is surviving in the waste, and taking missions from the Ranger Guild. Be it courier services, escorts, or simply exploring tombs and cities.
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CREPUSCULAR
- By Jim "The Impatient" on 10-17-17
By: Randi Darren
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Steadfast Hand
- Steelforged Legacy, Book 1
- By: M. Tress
- Narrated by: Lewis Alexander, Rozelyn Rader
- Length: 12 hrs and 3 mins
- Unabridged
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Sometimes in life, you feel like the world is out to get you. Nothing ever seems to work out the way you want it to, and everything just goes wrong all at the same time. But you have to bear up under the weight of life and just keep swinging. It can't stay bad forever, right? That is what Casey Sullivan believed when he spent his entire young life in an orphanage, fighting for scraps and doing his best to not get shanked by the youth gangs there. When he had the opportunity to make a difference, he seized it with both hands and did everything in his power to pass the police academy.
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M. Tress does it again
- By Tech on 06-06-25
By: M. Tress
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Opulence
- An Imperial Slice of Life (The Grand Imperial Prince, Book 1)
- By: Kingsley Khan
- Narrated by: Charlie West, Rose Trailings
- Length: 8 hrs and 19 mins
- Unabridged
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Jason wakes in the most unpleasant of circumstances, in a body not his own and in a world most certainly unfamiliar. The finery and splendor of the Grand Imperial Prince Magnus Torvon Thull Heir Apparent to the Thull empire is a world of gold and silver beset upon fine black and white marble. The women of this Grand Prince’s empire clamor for his attention amongst the parties, drugs, and (not-so-great minstrel music). Jason will have to fix the decrepit state Magnus’s body has sunken into from a life of decadent pleasures. While figuring out what the heck is going on.
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Its rough.
- By KEVIN P. on 01-02-25
By: Kingsley Khan
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Return of the High Mage King
- Age of Heroes, Book 1
- By: Shane Hammond
- Narrated by: Jessica Threet, Boise Blue
- Length: 11 hrs and 52 mins
- Unabridged
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All of the incredibly powerful high mages died out centuries ago. Nobody expected one to return. I was just a simple blacksmith apprentice when a visit by the mages of Essalin confirmed what I’d long suspected—I could touch the aether. Destined to be a mage, I’m plucked from my village alongside a feisty redhead so we could journey to the fabled city of the high mages to learn how to control and wield the aether. The road there isn’t going to be easy though.
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Decent but poor dialog
- By Chris on 06-14-25
By: Shane Hammond
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Scarlet Citadel
- Walking Shadow, Book 1
- By: Jack Fields
- Narrated by: Neil Hellegers, Tess Irondale
- Length: 20 hrs and 26 mins
- Unabridged
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Set in the metropolis of Corinth City where steampunk meets neon gothic. Haunted by a recent heartbreak, Hughes is indebted to the city's most terrifying criminal gang. Desperate for salvation, Hughes sets his sights on joining the Scarlet Citadel, an enigmatic organization of pageant fighters, monster hunters, and keepers of secrets. As a member of their illustrious ranks, surely he can pay off his debts and change his life for the better.
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elegant prose
- By Okanda on 12-11-24
By: Jack Fields
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A Hero Returned
- The Last Rae of Hope Book 1
- By: Eura Adams
- Narrated by: Tess Irondale
- Length: 14 hrs and 6 mins
- Unabridged
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Rachel and her best friend Nora never imagined their first job at a publishing company would catapult them into the heart of their favorite fantasy web novel. Five years after the story's abrupt hiatus left fans in limbo, they seize the chance to help the enigmatic author complete the tale that had captivated their hearts during their high school days. But what begins as an exciting creative endeavor quickly spirals into a quirky, unimaginable adventure when they're whisked away without consent into the very story they longed to save.
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A fun comedy with heart
- By Amazon Customer on 05-27-25
By: Eura Adams
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Dungeon Champions 1
- A Team Building, Slice of Life LitRPG Adventure
- By: Adam Lance, Leon West
- Narrated by: Lewis Alexander, Rozelyn Rader
- Length: 18 hrs and 4 mins
- Unabridged
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Torn from Earth and thrust into the enchanting Fae Wilds, Jordan Cash embraces his new role as a legendary Battle Scholar. He's tasked with leading a group of rescued female adventurers—including a stoic elf warrior, a playful catgirl and her feline companion, a haughty celestial, and an alluring half-gorgon—to safety... and then to greatness. Faced with treacherous dungeons and nefarious foes, Jordan and his team must level up quickly and master their unique abilities. Danger lurks and powerful enemies scheme; to have any hope of survival, they'll need to rely on each other.
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Make fantasy fulfillment.
- By The Boring New Dad on 03-17-25
By: Adam Lance, and others
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Man Made God 001
- By: Brandon Varnell
- Narrated by: Tess Irondale
- Length: 7 hrs and 45 mins
- Unabridged
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Ever since the signing of the World War III Armistice, the virtual world has become even more important than the real world. Adam does not care for the virtual world. His only concern is curing his terminally ill lover, but with Aris on the verge of death, he is running out of both time and hope.
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It's hard for me to listen
- By Burnt Taco Meat on 12-26-21
By: Brandon Varnell