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Magic Steampunk Pirate Booty: The Complete Series
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Grady Sparks
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A slime of passion…
Captain Jordan Threat and his island rebels have struck a blow to their Imperial occupiers, but victory comes at a heavy price. Lord Governor Jakjobb's tightening grip on the Carivian threatens to expose the rebellion’s vulnerable secret base. With only a spunky engineer, a sea-nymph warrior, and a sultry succubus by his side, Jordan must recruit able-bodied soldiers, and fast.
Fortunately, a sexy scholar owes Jordan a favor, and her life. Princess Dampni is a bookish slime-girl-next-door who knows how to resurrect an army of ancient warriors… if she can tag along for the adventure. And if there’s one thing Jordan can’t resist, it’s the hot librarian type. Especially one made of sweet purple goo.
As the pirates set sail into the unknown, Jordan is haunted by visions of the glowing whirlpool that brought him to this world. Visions that corrupt his magic, and suggest the Imperium isn’t the biggest danger lurking on these enchanted islands…
Can Jordan master his rogue powers, find the lost army, and save his people? Or will Governor Jakjobb seize the moment to end the pirate’s rebellion, and his life? Get ready for an action-packed adventure that oozes with excitement!
Magic Steampunk Pirate Booty 3 contains descriptions of steamy physical relationships between a man and multiple beautiful women. If that gets your rigging in a knot, ye best set sail for another port, matey.
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- S. Cole
- 01-06-25
Magic Steampunk Pirate Booty 3
This is the third book in the Magic Steampunk Pirate Booty series. This series just keeps getting better as it goes. Captain Jordan and his ladies always seem to find trouble wherever they go. Can't wait to see where it continues.
Melanie Hastings is an absolutely phenomenal narrator!!
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- 01-04-25
5 ☆ Story ~ 5 ☆ Performance ~ 5 ☆ Overall
This is the third book/first series I've listened to by Grady Sparks. Again, the characters are always getting into trouble, and managing to get out of it. We get steamy, roll your eyes at times, action adventure with lots of action. I found myself even more invested in the storyline and characters! I'm looking forward to the next book.
Melanie Hastings is a fantastic narrator. She is very talented to perform male and female voices that are easy to listen to. It rolled through my head as a cartoon as she performes with emotion and enthusiasm. She is becoming a favorite narrator of mine. Perfect performance.
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- 01-11-25
Jordan and his Crew
Jordan and his women
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I enjoyed listening to this. Jordan and his nympho crew go in search for help as a Revolution is coming. Some revelations on Jordan's powers are discovered. There is a Pinocchio like circumstances happen. Enemies coming after them. Lots going on in this book.
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