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Grady Sparks
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A slime of passion…
Captain Jordan Threat and his island rebels have struck a blow to their Imperial occupiers, but victory comes at a heavy price. Lord Governor Jakjobb's tightening grip on the Carivian threatens to expose the rebellion’s vulnerable secret base. With only a spunky engineer, a sea-nymph warrior, and a sultry succubus by his side, Jordan must recruit able-bodied soldiers, and fast.
Fortunately, a sexy scholar owes Jordan a favor, and her life. Princess Dampni is a bookish slime-girl-next-door who knows how to resurrect an army of ancient warriors… if she can tag along for the adventure. And if there’s one thing Jordan can’t resist, it’s the hot librarian type. Especially one made of sweet purple goo.
As the pirates set sail into the unknown, Jordan is haunted by visions of the glowing whirlpool that brought him to this world. Visions that corrupt his magic, and suggest the Imperium isn’t the biggest danger lurking on these enchanted islands…
Can Jordan master his rogue powers, find the lost army, and save his people? Or will Governor Jakjobb seize the moment to end the pirate’s rebellion, and his life? Get ready for an action-packed adventure that oozes with excitement!
Magic Steampunk Pirate Booty 3 contains descriptions of steamy physical relationships between a man and multiple beautiful women. If that gets your rigging in a knot, ye best set sail for another port, matey.
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Can this rag-tag team of lusty misfits defeat the pirates and prevent a magical apocalypse? Can Jordan convince the girls to kiss and make up, using nothing but his rugged charm and his enormous… negotiation skills? Whatever happens, one thing is for sure. Jordan Threat is going to enjoy this strange new world of Magic Steampunk Pirate Booty.
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Amazing
- By Tom N. on 10-27-24
By: Grady Sparks
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Growth Hero
- By: Brent Tyman
- Narrated by: Christian J. Gilliland, Hazel Cohen
- Length: 8 hrs and 40 mins
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Alex's life was fairly simple, work during the day and enjoy some sweet RPG's by night. Out of nowhere, he's whisked away to a fantasy world with game-like stats, monsters that drop loot, gorgeous mages, and a Dungeon to explore. With only the clothes on his back and a single skill bestowed upon him, he has to survive this new world and forge a new life for himself. And perhaps work on getting a harem while he’s at it.
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grown hero
- By Nathaniel on 09-28-21
By: Brent Tyman
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Master Class
- A Slice of Life Harem LitRPG
- By: Annabelle Hawthorne, Virgil Knightley
- Narrated by: Jessica Threet, Evan Jordan
- Length: 10 hrs and 42 mins
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The Demon Lord is dead. The System is broken. Somehow, Elias Hearthsong is neither of these things, despite being at the final battle of the Demon Wars. He is a Master Enchanter, perhaps the last one alive. Determined to keep a promise, he crosses the continent to protect his dead friend's legacy: a crumbling orphanage run by a beautiful kitsune. He isn't a teacher, nor does he have experience with children. But with the love of a few good women, anything can become possible.
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Ok, but authors start to make weird choices...
- By Roy on 02-16-23
By: Annabelle Hawthorne, and others
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Deep Winter
- Tears of Winter, Book 1
- By: Kingsley Khan
- Narrated by: Renée Nolen, Alfie Syme
- Length: 8 hrs and 36 mins
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Change is the only constant, and not all change is good. The change most recent for Tristan Walker was all the free time he now had after finding his girlfriend in a compromising position with a few other people. He went back to his normal routine of life and had mostly forgotten the indiscretion when he found himself waking on his couch after a bright flash of light, with two suns hanging in the sky.
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Awesome
- By CC on 01-08-25
By: Kingsley Khan
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Humanity Rising Omnibus: Books 1-3
- By: Dante King, Neil Bimbeau
- Narrated by: Christian J. Gilliland, Raya Kane
- Length: 29 hrs and 39 mins
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Heaven and hell are at war, with Earth as their battleground. For time immemorial, humans have been their playthings. But not anymore. I was just a regular guy until I tapped into the primordial power of humanity known as the Archon System. Now, I have powers humans were always meant to have.
By: Dante King, and others
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Shattered Stars
- By: Viola Grace
- Narrated by: Madison Mitts, Theodore Zephyr
- Length: 2 hrs and 39 mins
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After a planet-killing asteroid, humanity has to huddle under shelters and live in the dimmest of places. A year of brutal survival and the breakdown of society leave Hannah less than hopeful of her prospects in the new world.
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Sweetness and Spice
- By Melissa Snyder on 03-11-25
By: Viola Grace
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Magic Steampunk Pirate Booty
- Magic Steampunk Pirate Booty: The Complete Series, Book 1
- By: Grady Sparks
- Narrated by: Melanie Hastings
- Length: 12 hrs and 13 mins
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Can this rag-tag team of lusty misfits defeat the pirates and prevent a magical apocalypse? Can Jordan convince the girls to kiss and make up, using nothing but his rugged charm and his enormous… negotiation skills? Whatever happens, one thing is for sure. Jordan Threat is going to enjoy this strange new world of Magic Steampunk Pirate Booty.
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Amazing
- By Tom N. on 10-27-24
By: Grady Sparks
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Growth Hero
- By: Brent Tyman
- Narrated by: Christian J. Gilliland, Hazel Cohen
- Length: 8 hrs and 40 mins
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Alex's life was fairly simple, work during the day and enjoy some sweet RPG's by night. Out of nowhere, he's whisked away to a fantasy world with game-like stats, monsters that drop loot, gorgeous mages, and a Dungeon to explore. With only the clothes on his back and a single skill bestowed upon him, he has to survive this new world and forge a new life for himself. And perhaps work on getting a harem while he’s at it.
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grown hero
- By Nathaniel on 09-28-21
By: Brent Tyman
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Master Class
- A Slice of Life Harem LitRPG
- By: Annabelle Hawthorne, Virgil Knightley
- Narrated by: Jessica Threet, Evan Jordan
- Length: 10 hrs and 42 mins
- Unabridged
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The Demon Lord is dead. The System is broken. Somehow, Elias Hearthsong is neither of these things, despite being at the final battle of the Demon Wars. He is a Master Enchanter, perhaps the last one alive. Determined to keep a promise, he crosses the continent to protect his dead friend's legacy: a crumbling orphanage run by a beautiful kitsune. He isn't a teacher, nor does he have experience with children. But with the love of a few good women, anything can become possible.
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Ok, but authors start to make weird choices...
- By Roy on 02-16-23
By: Annabelle Hawthorne, and others
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Deep Winter
- Tears of Winter, Book 1
- By: Kingsley Khan
- Narrated by: Renée Nolen, Alfie Syme
- Length: 8 hrs and 36 mins
- Unabridged
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Change is the only constant, and not all change is good. The change most recent for Tristan Walker was all the free time he now had after finding his girlfriend in a compromising position with a few other people. He went back to his normal routine of life and had mostly forgotten the indiscretion when he found himself waking on his couch after a bright flash of light, with two suns hanging in the sky.
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Awesome
- By CC on 01-08-25
By: Kingsley Khan
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Humanity Rising Omnibus: Books 1-3
- By: Dante King, Neil Bimbeau
- Narrated by: Christian J. Gilliland, Raya Kane
- Length: 29 hrs and 39 mins
- Unabridged
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Heaven and hell are at war, with Earth as their battleground. For time immemorial, humans have been their playthings. But not anymore. I was just a regular guy until I tapped into the primordial power of humanity known as the Archon System. Now, I have powers humans were always meant to have.
By: Dante King, and others
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Shattered Stars
- By: Viola Grace
- Narrated by: Madison Mitts, Theodore Zephyr
- Length: 2 hrs and 39 mins
- Unabridged
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After a planet-killing asteroid, humanity has to huddle under shelters and live in the dimmest of places. A year of brutal survival and the breakdown of society leave Hannah less than hopeful of her prospects in the new world.
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Sweetness and Spice
- By Melissa Snyder on 03-11-25
By: Viola Grace
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Leyline Magus Omnibus: Books 1-3
- By: Isaac Keyes, Marcus Sloss
- Narrated by: Adam Stubbs, Mia Fothergill
- Length: 27 hrs and 6 mins
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Dark forces pull Dan into a world he never imagined was real. Left stranded and alone, he quickly realizes that this unexpected journey comes with a twist. The power of the leylines flows through his body, giving him power unlike any in the world can wield. As he sets out to find the answers of how he came to be in this world, he comes to the aid of a beautiful stranger who becomes his guide—and perhaps more—in this strange place. Will he find answers, or will the evil befouling the land find him first?
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A great magic story!
- By Anonymous User on 02-17-25
By: Isaac Keyes, and others
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Heroes of Fronstead
- By: Zeke Urban, Marcus Sloss
- Narrated by: Andrew Pond, Erin Bateman
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Hope comes in the form of a powerful traveling wizard named Max Ashford, who arrives just in time to defend the town from the corrupted monsters that threaten it. What begins as a mercenary job turns into a fight for a place worthy of more. Joining him is the mayor, Giselle, a wondrous half-elf who’s willing to do anything to save Fronstead. A massive battle awaits them and time is running out. Max will have to unite the entire town against the furious onslaught that awaits them, but will it be enough?
By: Zeke Urban, and others
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Wings and Tails
- By: Isaac Lee
- Narrated by: Evan Reed, Amber Hartt
- Length: 11 hrs and 15 mins
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One sunny day, a routine airshow ended with me flying through a portal to another world. Here, warplanes aren’t the only thing in the sky. Oh, and my mind has a tendency to see what others are thinking. Now, amongst airships, beautiful beastkin, floating continents and telepathic powers, I’ll have to pick a side to fight for. When I do, I'll have to prove my loyalty, my skill, and play my part in saving this world from an evil that crossed from my world into this one. On the ground, I’m just a man, but in the air, I’m as powerful as a dragon.
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5 stars
- By Joshua Airington on 06-05-24
By: Isaac Lee
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Dungeon God
- A Dungeon Delving Fantasy
- By: Jack Porter
- Narrated by: Nicholas Santasier, Alexandra Cohler
- Length: 10 hrs and 8 mins
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Kuno, a former soldier, is searching for fortune. But not just as any ordinary adventurer. True power comes from making alliances with the alluring dungeon goddesses. Armed with a mysterious journal, his trusty axes, and no small amount of courage, he must navigate treacherous dungeons and prove his worth. The prize? Exclusive access to the goddesses' domains. With each goddess offering unique challenges and tantalizing rewards, will Kuno forge the alliances he needs to uncover a legendary hidden treasure?
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- By Chris Cantiberry on 10-02-24
By: Jack Porter
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Dragon Estate
- By: Lara X. Lust
- Narrated by: Renée Nolen, Trevor Jordan
- Length: 6 hrs and 34 mins
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Xavier's life is hard. Every day is a struggle. His debt is mounting, his boss is threatening to fire him, and an eviction might be around the corner. But that was about to change. One day, a mysterious lawyer approaches Xavier with promises of fortune and a hidden estate. But is the will real? Did some distant relative really leave him millions of dollars and a mansion?
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good book
- By Joeseph Baxter on 12-18-22
By: Lara X. Lust
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Bikini Days
- By: Michael Dalton
- Narrated by: Zachary Zaba, Mandy McCullough
- Length: 5 hrs and 50 mins
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After a decade as a single dad, I thought I had life figured out. I put my broken heart on the shelf to raise my daughter Maddie, and watching her grow into a confident, successful woman has been reward enough. Still, life has a way of throwing curves at you—the kind of curves that will get any guy’s attention. When Maddie’s best friends Lexie and Olivia find themselves homeless after losing their apartment, there’s no question I’m going to offer them refuge. They were there for Maddie during our darkest hours, and it’s my turn to be there for them now.
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Great short Harem story!
- By DaynenMc on 12-30-23
By: Michael Dalton
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Bound by Flame
- The Chronicle of Thyss
- By: Martin Parece
- Narrated by: Brittney LaBelle
- Length: 8 hrs
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After surviving the dreaded d'kinde of the northern jungles ("Hunted" from Tendrils in the Dark), a young Thyss finds herself relying on the help of an idealistic king and his people. Their way of life is alien to her, completely unknown in a world where strength bolstered by the magic of the gods reigns. But what will she do when their kindness, their idyllic way of life is challenged by those outside of it. Where will she stand?
By: Martin Parece
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Sex, Death, and Money: Season 1
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- Narrated by: Aurora Bliss, Jon Waters
- Length: 12 hrs and 2 mins
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This season, on the most unfiltered reality show in the universe, the one to watch will be human …Succubi treat all other species as livestock. Gene seeds from every corner of the universe are bought and sold for sustenance, for labor … for fun. Yet, for all their advantages over natural breeding programs, gene seeds are not without risk. Occasionally, such seeds retain episodic memory of a past life. These seeds – called ghosts – are routinely destroyed when discovered. Succubi, however, are ruled by their desires. Wherever there’s potential for profit, exceptions get made.
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It's ok
- By Chad on 01-20-25
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Matchmaker Harem Book 2
- A Modern MFF+ Harem Series
- By: Myra Dusk
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 57 mins
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Mark, Sandra, and Emily are officially a harem relationship. They've gone out, and per Bird and Stone matchmaking service recommendations, it's time for the next step: moving in together. Mark is excited, he's nervous, and he's ready for his life to be different. And if different means sharing a bed with two beautiful women, so much the better. But harem life is complicated, and not just because there's more than two people. Everyone has a past, and that past comes knocking on the door in the form of Amy, a petite and curvy blonde who used to date Sandra and Emily. Will this new arrival ...
By: Myra Dusk
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Elf University of Earth
- A Slice of Life College Haremlit Adventure
- By: Solomon Ignis
- Narrated by: Sierra Kline
- Length: 9 hrs and 54 mins
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Alex is a mind-reading college dropout who just can't control his telepathic powers. After cheating on the entrance exam for the prestigious Elf University of Earth, he finds himself amidst a mesmerizing campus filled with dazzling elves, precocious dragons, and plenty of opinions about non-elves on campus. As he grapples with the prejudices of the elven student body, Alex forms unlikely connections that will hopefully help him graduate. (Or at least survive his freshman year!)
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Started good then felt like scatter brained AI writing.
- By The Boring New Dad on 12-16-24
By: Solomon Ignis
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Submitted For Your Approval
- An Honest Attractions Book
- By: Marilyn Foxworthy
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 11 hrs and 25 mins
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t was a pool party at the neighbors’ house. A little get-together with some of their friends. People I didn’t know. That was OK. Just six couples. I noticed that. Everyone but me was a couple. My hosts told me it was a requirement. The thing was, I was single. And sixty years old. But all the guys here looked to be about my age. The hostess, Toni, gave me a funny look. “Jeff, given that this is couples only, and you have to have a wife to attend, meet Connie Claire.” Toni turned around and looked behind us into the house, and I turned to see what she gestured toward. “Jeff, meet ...
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A Most Unlikely Hero, Vol. 1: A Sci-Fi Light Novel
- A Most Unlikely Hero, Book 1
- By: Brandon Varnell
- Narrated by: Amber Lee Connors
- Length: 5 hrs and 49 mins
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Alexander S. Ryker dreams of becoming a hero, but dreams are hard to achieve when you’ve caused several million credits worth of property damage. Being expelled from the Mars Police Academy isn’t helping his case. Crushed, Alex encounters a girl named Gabrielle Angelise in a meeting that will change his life forever. Gabrielle is an alien! She’s also on the run. Alex wonders if this is the chance that he’s been waiting for, the chance to finally become a hero.
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Not a MOIST unlikely hero
- By T Olsen on 09-12-19
By: Brandon Varnell
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- S. Cole
- 01-06-25
Magic Steampunk Pirate Booty 3
This is the third book in the Magic Steampunk Pirate Booty series. This series just keeps getting better as it goes. Captain Jordan and his ladies always seem to find trouble wherever they go. Can't wait to see where it continues.
Melanie Hastings is an absolutely phenomenal narrator!!
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- Kindle Reader
- 01-04-25
5 ☆ Story ~ 5 ☆ Performance ~ 5 ☆ Overall
This is the third book/first series I've listened to by Grady Sparks. Again, the characters are always getting into trouble, and managing to get out of it. We get steamy, roll your eyes at times, action adventure with lots of action. I found myself even more invested in the storyline and characters! I'm looking forward to the next book.
Melanie Hastings is a fantastic narrator. She is very talented to perform male and female voices that are easy to listen to. It rolled through my head as a cartoon as she performes with emotion and enthusiasm. She is becoming a favorite narrator of mine. Perfect performance.
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- Nicole Ortiz
- 01-11-25
Jordan and his Crew
Jordan and his women
3.5*
I enjoyed listening to this. Jordan and his nympho crew go in search for help as a Revolution is coming. Some revelations on Jordan's powers are discovered. There is a Pinocchio like circumstances happen. Enemies coming after them. Lots going on in this book.
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