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Payback’s a Bitch

By: Missy Johnson
Narrated by: Chris Chambers, Elizabeth Hart
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I'm the girl who likes "the c--k in the back hole." At least, that's what the dating profile my so-called friends set up for me claims. I'm also into BDSM, furries, and, "I'll try anything twice."

I have no idea the profile exists until the replies start rolling in. They range from funny to downright creepy, and everything in between. Just as I'm shutting down my email account for good, a new message pops up.

He's funny, and he's the only one to suspect the profile is a joke, so I think, what the hell? I reply.

When he suggests that we meet, I say yes. When I walk into that bar, he's sitting at a table, facing the other way. He turns his head just enough for me to be able to make out his face....

F--k. It's Cameron Hunter, one of the rudest, most arrogant assholes I've ever had the displeasure of meeting. He's also the son of one of the state's most influential judges. The same judge who's about to become my step-father....

Contains mature themes.

©2019 Missy Johnson (P)2019 Tantor
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payback

another one the author had me laughing out loud it also made me feel bad for the games that were being played but overall it was a cute lovely romantic story definitely can't wait for the next book

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Don't drink liquids while listening

In the first 10 mins of listening to this story, I almost spit out my late night milk and cereal all over my bed. I laughed so hard I couldn't breath.. and in the middle of work I almost spewed water at my desk. This has been the funniest audible book I have ever heard. The story was refreshingly different, and I absolutely loved it!

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Fun flirty read

I just recently discovered this author and I'm so glad that I did. I like that the stories in this series are funny and light-hearted yet have substance in them. The pranks are cringe-worthy sometimes but not really mean pranks. Max is a hilarious kid and the banter between Darcy and Cam is very entertaining.

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Omg Darcy is my spirit animal 🤣🤣😭she is good I’m only half way thru the book and I’m dying

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Loved this series!

I love love this series and it is always good for a low angst mood booster. Her books always make me laugh! Excellent narration!

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Pleasantly surprised!

Hilarious book with genuine comedy and mostly mature characters. The characters and story were both developed well and the narrators were amazing. Nothing worse than a good book with an awful narrator in my opinion but this was great all around. A fun light-hearted read for me.

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Loved it

Surprisingly funny, cute, happy happy, definitely wasn’t what i expected.. I would definitely recommend the read

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Better than expected

I was expecting something cruel between Darci and Cameron, but this ended becoming a sweet story for them. Well done with the awkwardness of blended families, too.

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