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Narrated by:
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Sally Adams
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By:
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Mitzi Szereto
About this listen
Imagine that Jane Austen had written the opening line of her satirical novel Pride and Prejudice this way: "It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a good romp and a good wife - although not necessarily from the same person or from the opposite sex." In Pride and Prejudice: Hidden Lusts Mr. Darcy has never been more devilish and the seemingly chaste Elizabeth never more turned on. The entire cast of characters from Austen's classic is here in this rewrite that goes all the way. This time Mr. Bingley and his sister both have designs on Mr. Darcy's manhood; Elizabeth's bff Charlotte marries their family's strange relation and stumbles upon a secret world of feminine relations more to her liking; and, in this telling, men are not necessarily the only dominating sex. And of course there's some good old fashioned bodice ripping that shows no pride or prejudice and reveals hot hidden lusts in every page-turning chapter.
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This book wasn’t for you, but who do you think might enjoy it more?
This book was a particularly bad p and p redo. I couldn't finish itWhat was most disappointing about Mitzi Szereto’s story?
It sounds like your granny is reading itWho would you have cast as narrator instead of Sally Adams?
I don't think you could find anyone who would want to be connected to this book. It's too embarrassing to readWhat reaction did this book spark in you? Anger, sadness, disappointment?
Major disappointmentAny additional comments?
Don't waste your moneyDon't buy this book!
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Would you try another book from Mitzi Szereto and/or Sally Adams?
Both author and narrator are awfulWhat was most disappointing about Mitzi Szereto’s story?
The entirity of the storyHow did the narrator detract from the book?
Hard to believe but I think the author lent even less than the wordsIf you could play editor, what scene or scenes would you have cut from Pride and Prejudice: Hidden Lusts?
AllAny additional comments?
Do not waste your moneyAppalling
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Could not finish. Really, really bad.
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Ridiculous.
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HORRIBLE!!!!!
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