
Shag Yourself Slim
The Most Enjoyable Way to Lose Weight
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Narrated by:
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David Ryder
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By:
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Imah Goer
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But do you know how much weight you'll burn up, which positions offer the greatest slimming opportunities, or where to find a fellow slimmer willing to work with you? Now you can find out. Stuffed with brilliant shagging tips and a calorie-burning guide for both sexes, there's plenty in Shag Yourself Slim to keep you informed and entertained.
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- PeterG
- 02-15-08
1 star is too much
This seems to be nothing more than a dry reading of a comic's notebook. Material that wouldn't make it in a standup act.
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