A. Lee Martinez

Constance Verity has been saving the world since she was seven, and she's sick of it. She sets off on one last adventure to reset her destiny and become the one thing she's never been: ordinary....

Solve the mystery of The Mystery Cottage, if you dare! Buy some knickknacks from The Fates! They might come in handy later. On a road trip across an enchanted America, Helen and Troy will discover all this and more....

Welcome to Gil's All Night Diner, where zombie attacks are a regular occurrence and you never know what might be lurking in the freezer....

The third and final book of Constance Verity's epic adventure in which saving the world is easy - everything that comes after is the tricky part....

Constance successfully became an ordinary person. But there's an Adventurer-shaped hole in the cosmos now and plenty eager to fill it. Not all those candidates are fit for the role, and if the Adventurer falls into the wrong hands, it can lead to chaos and destruction....

Meet Monster. Meet Judy. Two humans who don't like each other much, but together must fight dragons, fire-breathing felines, trolls, Inuit walrus dogs, and a crazy cat lady....

Emperor Mollusk. Intergalactic Menace. Destroyer of Worlds. Conqueror of Other Worlds. Mad Genius. Ex-Warlord of Earth. Not bad for a guy without a spine....

Being born undead can have its disadvantages, such as eternal youth and flawless beauty - things most unsuitable for a witch....

Diana's life was in a rut - she hated her job, she was perpetually single, and she needed a place to live. But then the perfect apartment came along....

The wizard Margle the Horrendous takes special pride in never killing his enemies....

Even in Empire City, a town where weird science is the hope for tomorrow, it's hard for a robot to make his way....

Teri and Phil had never needed their own personal god. But when Phil is passed up for a promotion - again - it's time to take matters into their own hands....