
Helen & Troy's Epic Road Quest
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Narrated by:
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Khristine Hvam
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By:
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A. Lee Martinez
Witness the epic battle of the cyclops!
Visit the endangered dragon preserve! Please, no slaying.
Solve the mystery of The Mystery Cottage, if you dare!
Buy some knickknacks from The Fates! They might come in handy later.
On a road trip across an enchanted America, Helen and Troy will discover all this and more. If the curse placed upon them by an ancient god doesn't kill them or the pack of reluctant orc assassins don't catch up to them, Helen and Troy might reach the end their journey in one piece, where they might just end up destroying the world. Or at least a state or two.
A minotaur girl, an all-American boy, a three-legged dog, and a classic car are on the road to adventure, where every exit leads to adventure. Whether they like it or not.
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Rather imaginative as far as I am concerned. But I find most of his stories that way. The delightful part is that they are not part of single universe where the characters run into each other. While not bad, it is over done with most writers. Martinez has a good imagination and a decent skill at story telling.
Good deal
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Narrator was great. Good character voices, decent pacing, and good enunciation.
Funny and cute
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What did you like best about this story?
This was a fun story. My best attempt at describing it would be a "light", younger audience version of American Gods. The narrator did a great job and the story has few slow spots.American Gods "Light"
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Where does Helen & Troy's Epic Road Quest rank among all the audiobooks you’ve listened to so far?
In the middle. I've definitely listened to better, but there are many books out that there are worse.What was the most interesting aspect of this story? The least interesting?
The challenges were insteresting. I loved that they had dinner with one opponent, pre-battle, and that mystery house had such a mystery. The least interesting parts were everything related to Helen. She had the random droll comment but most of her story line was a never-ending self-awareness conversation about her own mythological-ness. It wasn't amusing or interesting...just long. And repetitive.Which scene was your favorite?
Dinner with the cyclops.A new twist on heroic quests, bossy gods and myth
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Would you recommend this audiobook to a friend? If so, why?
Humorous romp with a enough human compassion to keep it grounded in the fantasy world.Have you listened to any of Khristine Hvam’s other performances before? How does this one compare?
Excellent narrator.Fun fluffy read
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Best voice actor ever!
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totally silly....and that is a plus!
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Fun as always!
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Perfection!!
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My fave narrator disappointed me
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